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haiku (1)Haikus: so easy / A toddler can do them! But / Not sexually.

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haiku (2)Haikus: somewhat lame. / They serve better as segways / Between my poems.

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Remember Way Back When?Bullies, puberty, / Homework, shockless school buses. / Don't you miss high school?

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Coach (version 2)I'm to teach P.E. / That's short for Phys Ed, but it's / More like *********

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Coach (version 1)Budding, nubile girls. / They call me Mr. P.E. / God I love my job.

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I confess..Want to play with ***** / You can forget how they feel / And need reminders.

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Please. Wear. Thicker. Pants.I see cottage cheese. / Too bad your Granny ******* / Accentuates it.

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How bout that nickelGive me a nickel / For every time they've told me / I can't write haikus.

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I'll Come Up with a Better Title LaterI procrastinate. / So much wasted potential. / This poem ends with...

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You've got something in your teeth..I hate hairy **** / They're like female mustaches. / They get in your mouth.

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