I need to rest. I
haven't slept in days. My bags
have bags. Let me die.
Feb 20, 2018
Feb 20, 2018 at 9:18 PM UTC
Really, if you think
about it, everyone is
dead. Just not quite yet.
May 15, 2017
May 15, 2017 at 9:27 PM UTC
You know what I hate?
Somebody cutting you off
from finishing your
May 8, 2017
May 8, 2017 at 7:32 PM UTC
I was once asked, "Hey,
wanna do some coke?" "No." Drank
my Pepsi with pride.
May 2, 2017
May 2, 2017 at 5:07 PM UTC
I fly like a chick-
-en. Not only am I scared
sick, but I can't fly.
May 1, 2017
May 1, 2017 at 5:27 PM UTC
If I were a ****
member, I would joust other
members with our hats.
Apr 28, 2017
Apr 28, 2017 at 11:30 PM UTC
Welcome to Judgement!
We'll start with your web histor-
-y. ...Are you hiding?
Apr 27, 2017
Apr 27, 2017 at 5:07 PM UTC
'How to Eat Fried Worms'
was ironic 'cause one day
worms will eat them back.
Apr 26, 2017
Apr 26, 2017 at 5:32 PM UTC
They say no rocks are
of the same size, shape, or form.
Test tube rock babies.
Apr 24, 2017
Apr 24, 2017 at 8:49 PM UTC