Make sure your ankles align with your kneecaps, legs pointing forward as is your crooked nose.
Don’t sweat it.
Your hips open and squared with you shoulders.
Earlobes drooping down like curtains.
Mar 29, 2018
Mar 29, 2018 at 12:38 AM UTC
Dude Josh, counterpart of Farmer Dan, is not an asexul.
Boo hoo/He was lead on
"I overthink things," touched Josh with a $mug.
I will keep it a secret - dolor - Everthing will be the same.
Everything changed.
Nov 23, 2016
Nov 23, 2016 at 12:31 AM UTC
El toque frío y suave de tu dulce voz era la ultima arma del malvado Zeus.
Que con un gesto de anticipación y con los dientes rechinando
arrojó el rayo en el par de mi cuello.
"Una falla tremenda!" exlame,
pero un delicuente sabe mas que su victima.
Ya han pasado cuatro años desde el nacimiento de mi entendimiento y no ha occurido nada.
Ayy Tristessa.
Sep 11, 2016
Sep 11, 2016 at 10:47 PM UTC
El peligro de saberlo todo
y no poderme salvar;
me siento mal.
Diecinueve de mayo dos mil dieciséis
May 19, 2016
May 19, 2016 at 3:52 PM UTC
Gancho con la derecha a la tripa, golpe bajo por el Espíritu Santo, Holy Spirit me hizo tragar las lagrimas.
Yo puedo ser influenciado por fishers,
"holy" fishers and the druggies,
but I won't do like my father,
that could do all and did nothing.
I only await to be blessed by Jah now.
And in the name of Jehovah Gomorrah is my city.
To myself I write,
"STAY SILENT AND DO YOUR OWN,"
- I swear,
to you I swear, that I am going to be more perfect than nobody else.
"Un Pensador Original: when there is nothing else to talk about, I talk about myself."
(What a disgrace, Geová)
My only goal is to be more perfect than Jehovah.
May 9, 2016
May 9, 2016 at 10:42 PM UTC
Right hook to the gut, cheap shot by the Holy Spirit,
Espíritu Santo made me swallow my tears.
I could be influenced by pescadores,
"santo" pescadores y los drogaditos,
pero no hare como mi padre
que todo lo pudo y nada lo hizo.
Solamente espero que JAH me bendiga YA!
Y en el nombre de Jehová
Gomorra es mi ciudad.
Yo solo me escribo,
"MANTENTE CALLADO Y HAZ LO TUYO,"
- te juro,
te lo juro, que lo voy hacer mas perfecto que ninguno.
"An Original Thinker: ya cuando no hay nada de que hablar, hablo de mi mismo."
(Que desgracia Geová)
Mi unica meta es ser mas perfecto que Jehová.
May 9, 2016
May 9, 2016 at 10:13 PM UTC
Tengo las piernas largas
Piso Montevideo pero no piso sus suelos
Sueño
Con los pajarros
Y ando por los cielos.
Tengo puesto
Huaraches
Por eso me llaman "El Indio Huarachudo"
Aunque yo solo se que soy
"El Indio mas Chulo."
Me duelen los brazos
De tanto cargarte
Mi espalada cansada esta
Todavia haci mis largas piernas tienen fuerzas
Y caminan sobre Montevideo
Y sobre El Monte Olimpo si quiero.
Oct 19, 2015
Oct 19, 2015 at 5:04 PM UTC
The gentle chug of your heart challenged the tick-tock, tick-tock of the clock
- I heard it - and I became aware
that the blacks of your eyes, with intense revolutions, saw me as past tense.
In response, the cave of my head opened up wider than ever before in an attempt to make you smile.
What was accomplished was an awful spillage of cream cheese which fell right in front of your feet.
You did smile though, it was an awkward smile but you smiled wider than ever before.
Y ahi tu sin ningun miedo recogistes y comistes mis palabras como si fueran forever-scented strawberries.
Oct 14, 2015
Oct 14, 2015 at 4:33 PM UTC
IF I AM TO CREATE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL, LET IT BE THIS.
P L E A. "(SE)ñor Dios Tododestrusoso, te lo suplicó. Haz me el favor y salvamé una vez mas. Amen."
Apr 22, 2015
Apr 22, 2015 at 12:03 AM UTC
If I drop my phone at the bottom of the ocean, will the dead sea answer my calls?
And if it were up to you,
would mayonnaise still cost $3.99 at the liquor store?
These are questions that need answers to at three in the morning.
But most importantly -
Will my saviour have time to make me breakfast in the afternoon?
Lord knows I love my Cheerios.
Jul 2, 2014
Jul 2, 2014 at 2:07 AM UTC