Snip snip
Away with the old
Snip snip snip
Away with the rotten
The sorry, forsaken
The taken for granted
The very last times
And my disenchantment
Snip snip
Away it will go
Snip snip snip
To rot at my roots
The attempted refutes
The lost hopes and monsters
That sit at the foot of my bed
And just mock me
The liars, the careless
Are just dying limbs
To fuel my own growth
And make light out of dim
So I'll eat and be merry
And sing, laugh and cry
When it's really not my fault
There's no need to die
I'll grow and I'll blossom
And become something new
They'll love me for me
And they'll hate you for you
But I won't have to worry
Because now our ties
Will be fully broken
No need for your lies
No need for your libel
No need for your ****
Snip snip
Snip snip snip
Apr 21, 2019
Apr 21, 2019 at 2:11 PM UTC
i'm writing this on my phone since i can't seem to get up today, i'm still in bed
i'm sure you're sick of hearing it, so sick of me, and you just want to move on
i guess i can't blame you now, even if it's killing me, i can't stop thinking
your friendship meant a lot to me, enough that its absence is deadly
i'm not the person i was when we were friends, or even before lich
i don't know who i am now. i'm not who i want to be though
these months have broken me and when i thought we were cool, well...
we weren't, apparently. was that your idea or...
was that hers? i can't tell where you end and she starts
if you want to help, abandonment's not help
if you care about me, don't leave me here
if you're not her, don't make fun of me
these aren't demands, it's me begging
begging for your forgiveness
begging for your mercy
i don't... i don't know...
what to do too
i just know
i miss
you
Apr 3, 2019
Apr 3, 2019 at 8:57 AM UTC
Haha
Hoohoo
I'm ******* plastered
Woohoo
Existentialism
I really want to weep
Suddenly I throw it up
Then I fall asleep
May 13, 2018
May 13, 2018 at 10:45 AM UTC
Four dots. Four lights
Each floating deep in an icy cavern
Each glints in time to an unknown beat
I see my breath, but I'm not cold
The crystals of water feel like rock,
or plastic
I feel warm here
Watching the four lights
Watching them glint as I speak to them
Looking to the back, at the fourth light
One light fades and goes out
The last light I looked at
The last light I made glint
It glinted fast, and went out
The other two glint
Still outshine the fourth
In the back, growing brighter
Another glints fast, pops away to black
The other just vanishes
Now I am alone with the last light
The brightest of all
And I see
It too was blinking
Faster than the light that faded too soon
Faster than the light that flared and then blew
Faster than the light than just ceased to be
It too was blinking
But I broke that light
And now in the dark
I see how cold it truly is
Nov 7, 2017
Nov 7, 2017 at 3:09 PM UTC
Please, God, help me get through just one more day
It feels like so long since I lost my way
The fire that fuels is the one that destroys
Looking at the ceiling and my head's all noise
My only friend left is the ticking clock
I guess that's what happens when you try to walk
Down a tightrope of twine on a lake of flames
I pick apart the past and don't know who to blame
Was it me? Was it you? Was it someone else too?
I felt we were close and you chose that we're through
And it stung and it hung and it weighed on my back
Just another brick in the emotional sack
How could I tell you hated him so bad?
I told you and Minxy and you both went mad
And you said we were friends
I guess that was a lie
Now I'm stuck in my hatred and wanting to die
You of all people had thought to be different
While they talked around me you sat there and listened
I loved you so much, almost like a brother
I ******* off my poxes, you moaned about mother
Then the blaze caught and it burned all the nice things we made
I grabbed for a bucket, you just fanned the flames
So **** it, I left, since this **** had me beat
So I'm sitting outside but I still feel the heat
Why are you mad?
Do you hate love that bad?
It was meant to be good but you made it all sad
Then you jumped at the chance to act smug in that thread
Making fools of yourselves there, just you and your friend
Months later and its still here stuck filling my brain
Thorned as a thistle and tight as a chain
I want to forget and I want to move on
But things just feel off with me having you gone
So I'll stay and I'll think of how I can make right
I won't hide away and I'll stick through the night
So, hey, if you read this, just know that I love you
I just miss the old Tang, I think Blazy does too
Jan 5, 2017
Jan 5, 2017 at 9:14 AM UTC
My eyes were sore
From what they saw
And so one day
Were sealed away
My ears they hurt
I heard no more
For times were tough
I had enough
My vocal chords
Were sore and strained
They didn't sing
They didn't ring
My body hurt
I closed my mind
I thought it best
A mental rest
I feel no more
My wish was earned
A life of lead
And now I'm dead
Oct 21, 2016
Oct 21, 2016 at 9:21 PM UTC
Touch the squid
Rub the squid
Taste the squid
Chase the squid
Love the squid
See the squid
You can even be the squid
Oct 21, 2016
Oct 21, 2016 at 9:19 PM UTC
**** this coffee's really sour
I've been drinking it for half an hour
Wanna hear a poem
Wanna hear a poem
Wanna hear a poem about a cauliflower
[Cauliflower's foolish
It doesn't fit the theme
I'm sick of all your nonsense
I'm tired of your memes]
Woman selling knickknacks
I'm not eating tic-tacs™
Your words were put in brackets
Check out my rhyming tactics
I see that you're not one for fun
Your a cloudy day, I'm the shining sun
My absurdity
Is the key
To happy for eternity
[You're clearly deeply broken
And only you can cure
Your fundamental problems
But really I'm not sure
The only one who conquers
Is one who really tries
So stop with the gorillas
Since everything will die]
Maybe you don't understand
My foolishness goes hand in hand
With making things that are the best
Like giant squids and turnip fests
Order, chaos, streets and bogs
Them, White, Color, Talking Frog
Odd on top but clear below
From ash and fire life will grow
Then again I see it's true
I am right and so are you
Maybe we both have a claim
In this crazy poet game
**
Okay]
That didn't rhyme!
[It doesn't have to]
I love you
[Mmm hmm]
Sep 7, 2016
Sep 7, 2016 at 5:46 PM UTC
Let it be known throughout the land
From highest peak to wettest sand
With sharpened tongue and steady hand
The talking frog is in command
With belly white and skin of lime
A hero for the modern time
He uppered fun and lowered crime
His skillset includes pantomime
Of all the kings he is the best
A chiseled jaw and manly chest
We even put him on our crest
(He helped to found the turnip fest)
A friendly frog we all adore
With lots of fun and games in store
He'll make us smile, he has before
We thank you, frog, for this and more!
Jul 19, 2016
Jul 19, 2016 at 11:47 AM UTC
A fourth hail to the Pudding Factory
The owls' communion speaks of
Broken glass in the treehouse
Life amidst the burning bush is one of
Eating bark, like the salamanders from Labrador
Remember to bury lost socks
And build your tower of soap
For Autumn comes too quick here
And Summer speaks of the hungry bear
A fourth hail to the Pudding Factory
A fourth hail to you
May 20, 2016
May 20, 2016 at 3:20 PM UTC