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Jun 24, 2014
Jun 24, 2014 at 1:17 PM UTC
I have never really trusted
women.
They are all liars and
cheats.
Even my mom GOD bless
her soul.
Women are the true cause
of evil and sin.
Just look at what happen
with Adam and eve.
It was woman who first
sinned.
Women are evil they have
a heartless soul.
The only good thing to come
out of a woman is a child,
I supposed, I wouldn't know,
I'm a childless soul.
I'm not afraid to say and
write what I feel but women
are the damnation upon mans
heel.
They in trap you in lust and
you think it's love.
Until they show their true
nature.
The nature of the beast.
They say they want love,
They just want to eat your
soul.
Chew you up and spit you
out.
That's how their world goes.
Women are evil Satan's kin,
Blessed be the beast for women
are them.
For they are all liars and cheats
the truth is never within them.
Man was never sinful till woman
came along.
Brought her lies and tempted
him.
That's what's wrong with this
world today.
Us men are blinded by women's sin.
Never have I hated so much
within.
Never will I hate so much again.
As I do for this woman who
caused all my pain within.
Damnation unto her and her
kind.
May man be freed from this
sin.
These heartless women and
their lust for sin.
Jun 23, 2014
Jun 23, 2014 at 5:47 PM UTC
it's funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye
it's funny how good memories can start to make you cry
it's funny how forever never seems to last
it's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot about your past
it's funny how “friends” can just leave when you are down
it's funny how when you need someone they never are around
it's funny how people change and think they're so much better
it's funny how many lies are packed into one “love letter”
it's funny how one night can contain so much regret
it's funny how you can forgive but not forget
it's funny how ironic life turns out to be
but the funniest part of all, is none of thats funny to me
Jun 23, 2014
Jun 23, 2014 at 5:43 PM UTC
I'm the boss
You do not cross
The king of my domain
For the day
No work, all play
Is found in my refrain
Love to eat
The prime of meat
So sad 'til I get some
'Tis so sweet
And such a treat
Boy, they can be so dumb
Hate to dress
Give me caress
No bother with the slime
Have to dig
In it real big
Archaeology time
When I'm beat
I have a seat
Take my favorite spot
No compete
It's so complete
Out of my royal cot!
Here to stay
I love to lay
Napping is not a farse
I'm a dog
Who's a couch hog
So move your big fat ****
Jun 23, 2014
Jun 23, 2014 at 5:42 PM UTC
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Jun 23, 2014
Jun 23, 2014 at 5:41 PM UTC
Read this silently in your head
Now read this in an accent
Now read it with your hands on your ears
Now read it while driving
Now read this like a doctor
Now read it like a scientist
Now read this like you are from China (don't pronounce your w's)
Now like an old lady
Wasn't that interesting
Jun 23, 2014
Jun 23, 2014 at 5:37 PM UTC
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Jun 23, 2014
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Jun 23, 2014
Jun 23, 2014 at 5:28 PM UTC