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Ode to my Beautiful WifeAn ode to my beautiful wife / Who is really the love of my life / In all of our years
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It's All IPLSome say it should go burn in hell / That the money leaves a really bad smell / But hit and giggle
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Self-FlagellationI'm an idiot, idi-fool, / Idiot, idiot, idi-tool, / Idiot, idi-lump,
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Sachin Tendulkar vs Lalit ModiOi Modi you ****** yes Lalit, / Unpleasant to taste on my pallet. / Arrogant and so brash.
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Tom Lehrer - When You are Old and GreySince I still appreciate you, / Let's find love while we may. / Because I know I'll hate you
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Ode to Lance KlusenerKlusener could whack it, yes Lance, / To spinners, down wicket, he'd dance, / No defensive tricks,
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BackacheOne thing I can safely say / My backache hurt all ******* day / And if it hurts all ****** night
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Upbeat England XIA bright lad called Alistair Cook / Did enjoy the occasional book, / He went out to bat,
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OuchThere was a young lady called Gristle, / Who once cleaned her *** with a thistle, / It did not work well,
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Andy MurrayAndy Murray lost in the final / Some said he lacked something spinal / That ****** Fed
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