There was a Horses called Juan,
He was always a funny one,
He used to sit in the balcony thinking about life,
Might be thinking about his ex-wife,
One day a man called him fat,
So he did something about that,
He got his favourite knife and though it from the balcony,
Once in the air it easily slipped into the mans knee,
As the man was stopped in his tracks, screaming in agony,
Juan jumped off the balcony onto the man,
Reports come in Prince Charles age 71 has died from a horse on his head.
Oct 19, 2020
Oct 19, 2020 at 6:12 AM UTC
kit is a bad,
kit is always sad,
he can not sleep a peep because he shagged a sheep,
he wakes up every day feeling bright and gay,
being welsh is a choice, ******** sheep is a life style
he became a vet just to **** sheep.
Sep 15, 2020
Sep 15, 2020 at 5:55 AM UTC
there was a cat that was a poopy poo
he also shat in many shoes
but I didn't have a clue
about the poo
years later I saw him again covered in **** and nothing else
poopy he asked me to call him
so now I'm here writing about my best mate poopy the cat
Mar 13, 2020
Mar 13, 2020 at 8:36 AM UTC
roses are red,
violets are blue,
I've got five fingers and the middle ones in you
oh so deep
then I realised it was in a sheep
I quickly ran
then I went into a ram
it was traumatised
it had to have counselling
it had to even start selling
Mar 11, 2020
Mar 11, 2020 at 11:27 AM UTC