"Fashioned out of Bits and Pieces of Clay "~ Proclaimed the sign ! In fact, the sign was surrounded with Neon lights and measured 35' by 80', sitting so firmly supported above the entrance door to the Store of Stores~ named ~ "STORE OF PLEASURES AND DELIGHT " { Members~simply referred to this Giant as " P L E A S U R E S " . The Parking lot was full with 52,000 vehicles at 5;30AM~ and the store would open at 6;00 AM 'SHARP". The people were already in line~ to select and choose the finest of what the store had to offer. OH,,or even "OMG" the Pleasure to be had at "PLEASURES" ! ! Choice after choice of Bits and Pieces of Clay' Was what the Crowds were clamoring for~ in Their shopping Frenzy ! No where on Earth could such sweet Delicasies~ such as these could be found. NO SIR~ when it came to the very best CHOICE of items "Fashioned out of Bits and Pieces of Clay ", ONE simply couldn't shop anywhere else~ ONLY~ at " P L E A S U R E S ". Big, Small, Bright and Dull, color after Color, shape after Shape, Long and Narrow, Tall and Short, Broad and Narrow~ Every possible CONCOCTION of Man's imagination~Was offered up for sale and consumption. THAT... was was the Speciality of " P L E A S U R E S "~ Whatever was presented from the Mind of Man~ WAS fashioned out of Bits and Pieces of clay at " P L E A S U R E S "~ From dreams and wild thinking* These were the things offered up for SALE ! ! From Weird to Plain, From Gawdy to Drab, from Elegant to Simple, from Bizarre to Mundane... YES.. Man's Mind when allowed to "Roam-Free'~ would fill the shelves of each Aisle~ Freely Roam the store~ Click in your selection of those Precious Items of " Bits and Pieces of Clay"~. Click Approval and PAY...wave thanks to "P L E A S UR E S " as you Leave. Your selections and an Attendant~ will be waiting at your vehicle~with "YOUR-SELECTION". **PLEASE VISIT US AGAIN SOON.......for your choices of "BITS and PIECES OF CLAY...."
Dec 21, 2012
Dec 21, 2012 at 8:10 AM UTC
How Brave you must be~the squaw exclaimed to the Chief. " Why, I am more than a Brave", the Chieftain quipped.! " Just look at my feathers and the scalps hanging by my side, do they not tell of My many Deeds ? Her reply was a simple ,, "YES, I can see how you have adorned yourself ! " He retorted ~ " And you certainly can't miss all the colors by which I have claimed MY-STATUS ! " The Squaw responded~ "YES, the HUES on you, certainly tell me who and what you are, now that I look closely ! " And he added~ "Look at the careful way in which I have displayed my Collection of SCALPS, Spaced ever so carefully around my waistband ! She questioned further, "Have you ,Oh Mighty Chief, Properly named each of the Scalps , SO YOU won't forget from whence they came ? ? "OH, My Goodness, YES, he answered. "I wouldn't ever want to forget where they came from, SO~I admire each and Call each of them, By Name~ Everyday. "SURELY" She continued, "YOU are much more than any other Chief, and by the way , DO you use Windex or Glass-Plus to clean your mirrors ? ? " HE exclaimed, "I, really don't know what cleaning agent my servant uses, to clean my many mirrors ! BUT, they certainly do shine, when I look into them ! The SQUAW queried~ " BUT what about your shoes, moccasins , if you would, WHAT~~ is that Green-Gooey Stuff all over them ? ? HE-Commented~ " I guess that when I take my mighty steps, toes and feet, IN THE WAY, Fall under the Prances that I make ! ! ? " Then,She asked~ "Do you do your War'Dances often, or just as you are called on, by your mighty warriors ? " AND,,this Brave-Chieftain PROCLAIMED~ "WHY, I"ll have you Know, I do all of these Prances and Dances ~BY MY OWN CHOICE, NO-ONE tells me when or what to do. Except my visits with the Prince of the Air !" The Squaw thanked him~turned~then turned back~Asking " Measured by~ Scalps~Prances and Dances ? ?
Oct 24, 2012
Oct 24, 2012 at 8:11 AM UTC
If bedbugs become pets~ is there a possibility~someone is spending to much time in the sack~and not stepping out into what the Real World~ "Offers Up"~even tho the Bedbugs seem more friendly..... If you Cry over White onions~why cry over the Red one ? ? Turkeys Trot to a dance taught by man~Pretending to be foxes~always close to the tail . A Truly honest man~Would~Not be believed~if it weren't for the Falsehoods that Truly exist ! ! Staples when firmly pressed~Usually hold things together~SO___What makes these staples unworthy of being served up at dinner ? Ever think about yard sticks? ~ and How Come your neighbors don't have any sticking up~ and your the only one that meets the measure. . . POE only hinted at the torment of Modern man~Stories in Stupors don't find the center of the heart~ Unless they are really experienced . . It's sorta like being poured into a Landfill~But like a Good Cork~You can't seem to sink all the way~Your head just bobbing above~and continually being that ready target~as additional waste'PILES AROUND ! ! It's like walking into a familiar room~But as you turn on the light switch~you discover~that you are now the "Stranger"~in a strange place. . Life is like a Trampoline~casting ones thoughts up and down for review~NOT considering that some may be actually measuring the values presented. . *The *Broken heart of a man'who loves the woman who opened that door~ May Never be receptive to repair~NOT ENOUGH PARTS LEFT ! ! As the Lights "Come-On"~ it's like being at the Helm of the 'TITANIC" ~ assured that all others are off safely~__AND~ the Shaking of Life Begins .......
Aug 7, 2012
Aug 7, 2012 at 4:43 PM UTC
The Surgeon with his highly trained skills~carefully prepares the area into which he will be Entering and Exiting. He does not enter the freeway from the feeder street, without first looking to check , to see if the way is clear or if there may be an Oncoming Danger. He does not go down the Dark Basement Stairs~without first turning on the light ~to make sure the steps are clear~ and exactly where he should place his very next step. He does not stick his hand in the mouth of the Alligator~unless he knows the jaws are properly secured. IF Man is so Aware of these Danger Signs~what is it that makes him so Unsure about tomorrow ? And what is IT that makes another man~so sure about tomorrow ? Which are the greater fears~the ones seen or the ones Unseen ? Per chance the problem lies in the fact~ Man doesn't know for Sure~whom to ask ! Has mankind asked the wrong questions~ to the the wrong people ? OR~does any other man~hold the correct answers ? Why is it~the salve rubbed on early in the morning~usually wears off by noon ? Man has tried to make Erasers for his fears~but as we scrub harder and harder with ~Man made Erasers~! WE finally rub a Hole in the Paper ! So~what to do with the hole ? Start all over~on a new clean sheet~with even more erasers~as fears and errors~mount by the day. As Man approaches his last sheet~erased and crumbled to the finest of powders . Spelling out ~ "WHO TO TURN TO " .
Jul 25, 2012
Jul 25, 2012 at 6:48 AM UTC
Aware the day was approaching, Little tugs reminding how Quickly time passes. And the knocks on the doors of his heart, opening ---One at a Time ! ! To reveal memories in Full Color of each eventful day, Clearly showing "ALL the Extra joys that encircled him, but never took the opportunity to be a Full Participant ! ! *ANNIVERSARY DAY *was presented , as if on a Silver Platter. Engraved with "All those things *Missed because of Prior committals . A stack of Priority signs, which offered choices and options, he " F A I L E D " to turn over and read the instructions. That, simply said "Choose carefully, because as time goes by,. You may overlook the options. AND, as more time goes by, Routines and Habits begin to replace the Presentations from the Silver Platter. MAN'S WEAKNESS, was the next sign offered up to him, NOT the weakness of knees, but thinking that empathy was understood, the reality was not the extending of empathy, but rather, to be a Part of that which is "GOING ON NOW" or that which was "GOING ON THEN ! ! ANNIVERSARY, carries with it the meaning of Commemoration. Which is a "CELEBRATION of our MEMORIES **. BUT, by leaving out a sharing of this event, it Dampens. This "Celebration" should be Shared , in a Loving, devoted, caring, joyful, HEARTS Goal as "ONE". On this Anniversary,,he Thanks GOD for lighting the pathways of understanding. This Anniversary he "Celebrates" with her with a humbled, clearer appreciation, and with a "REFRESHING LOVE". As he writes this on the Tablets of his heart, "SHE" is his " ANNIVERSARY " .
Jun 20, 2012
Jun 20, 2012 at 7:46 AM UTC
Since the very beginning of joining the *ELEPHANTS TUSK CLUB". He wondered whether others might make fun of him, and sure enough, every time he put on his Hide Coat and his Tusk crown, joviality seemed to pour out from the walls. "HARTY-HAR,,,HARTY-HAR, laughter and mirth he heard from near and far. But, that didn't deter him from his Delight in being a Member in the ELEPHANT -TUSK club. Just about everybody desired the benefits the Club membership provided. Here listed are some most asked about: TWO years Free cleaning for your Hide coat, Two years free shining of your Tusk crown, Two years of *Bellowing training at the unheard Price of only 10.00 per class, based on attending 9 classes a month, instead of the standard price of 25.00 per Class of *Bellowing training, Two years of Free Circus tickets, for those events not occurring in your home town, Two years of Hauling feed and hay training for the low,,low price of 25.00 per class, for 4 classes, *YOU would not believe the waiting list for Membership in the *ELEPHANT TUSK CLUB ! ! Filled with folks from "ALL" walks of life. "SIGN UP NOW" and receive THREE (3) grades of memory chips,,#1= everything for last 40 years, #2= the last 20 years, #3=- last 10 years ! AND, that means memories of everything, FULL descriptions played over and over until you "Click-Off". ALSO,,includes Memory of Elephant, Trainer, Tusk Remover. Each time you click on- the memories will be played over and OVER AND OVER ! ! The fee "AT MANAGEMENT- IS ONLY 5.00each replay. " W O W " ,,,,Y O U, yes YOU, will Not forget anything ! THAT IS WHY YOU WANTED TO JOIN THE CLUB, ISN'T IT ? ?
Jun 11, 2012
Jun 11, 2012 at 12:00 PM UTC
Since the very beginning of joining the *ELEPHANTS TUSK CLUB". He wondered whether others might make fun of him, and sure enough, every time he put on his Hide Coat and his Tusk crown, joviality seemed to pour out from the walls. "HARTY-HAR,,,HARTY-HAR, laughter and mirth he heard from near and far. But, that didn't deter him from his Delight in being a Member in the ELEPHANT -TUSK club. Just about everybody desired the benefits the Club membership provided. Here listed are some most asked about: TWO years Free cleaning for your Hide coat, Two years free shining of your Tusk crown, Two years of *Bellowing training at the unheard Price of only 10.00 per class, based on attending 9 classes a month, instead of the standard price of 25.00 per Class of *Bellowing training, Two years of Free Circus tickets, for those events not occurring in your home town, Two years of Hauling feed and hay training for the low,,low price of 25.00 per class, for 4 classes, *YOU would not believe the waiting list for Membership in the *ELEPHANT TUSK CLUB ! ! Filled with folks from "ALL" walks of life. "SIGN UP NOW" and receive THREE (3) grades of memory chips,,#1= everything for last 40 years, #2= the last 20 years, #3=- last 10 years ! AND, that means memories of everything, FULL descriptions played over and over until you "Click-Off". ALSO,,includes Memory of Elephant, Trainer, Tusk Remover. Each time you click on- the memories will be played over and OVER AND OVER ! ! The fee "AT MANAGEMENTS- IS ONLY 5.00each replay. " W O W " ,,,,Y O U, yes YOU, will Not forget anything ! THAT IS WHY YOU WANTED TO JOIN THE CLUB, ISN'T IT ? ?
Jun 11, 2012
Jun 11, 2012 at 12:00 PM UTC
Are things really as they seem to be ? ......He was trying to explain his vision to a friend, who was listening with a Bent ear, that kept some of the Truth from entering into the ear canal and properly vibrating the ear drum. Thereby, making for a somewhat distorted message .. And the "Stirring-Vision" was explained and detailed as follows: "There was this dog I had, that instead of Barking , it meowed and wanted out in the Middle of the Night. And,there was this Cat I had, that instead of meowing, it Barked and it wanted to jump up on people and wag it's tail. There was this horse I had, that instead of wanting to come into the Barn at night, it preferred to lay in the Mud-Wallow. And, there was this Hog I had, that instead of Oinking and wanting slop for food, would try to jump the fence to get to the Salt-Lick.. There was this Rooster I had, that instead of crowing in the early morning, it let out Bleats and desired to chew on cans. And, there was this goat I had, that instead of wanting to climb everything, spent most of its day in the Hen house , as if it were an egg inspector. There was this Parrot I had, that instead of repeating words that were taught to him, simply called out .."Please Milk Me". And , there was this cow I had, that instead of wanting to have a peaceful day of chewing it's Cud, spent almost all the waking hours, Repeating every word it had ever heard. Then, I saw this snake , crawling away into the tall grass, trying to get away before it was discovered. Yes, there's something about snakes, just always trying to change things. Slithering away, as blame on changes, goes to another as he claims his credits !
Mar 21, 2012
Mar 21, 2012 at 8:10 AM UTC
Far be it from me ~ to say that LEAD BALLOONS don't float ! For example, how thick is the lead, how big is the Balloon, is it filled with Helium, is it to be floated on earth , or perhaps the moon, with much less gravity and,,what about aboard a space craft ? SO, just like I said, I can;t say LEAD BALLOONS don't float. Could it be said, that Man's feelings are like LEAD BALLOONS? How Thick or Thin skinned are they, how big and attractive are the temptations? Who and what are the Tempters, that will draw our attention away from truths , carried aloft by LEAD BALLOONS. In any of these cases I ask ...." IS THERE A TETHER ATTACHED"? SO,,,, for the floating portion of the test !! Prepare as follows: Snorkels, Diving Suits, Flippers, Masks and Weighted Belts. Just the things we need for Proper Diving { just in case}. Fully suited Swan Dives may not seem in place at the Olympics, BUT at these Major Finals,,A fully suited person is REQUIRED. Double pike with a Full Twist help in escaping "THAT HUGE SUCTION SOUND". And of course the Perfect Bathing Cap, to keep hair out of FACE. There is Something about having a situation "RIGHT IN YOUR FACE" .
Dec 13, 2011
Dec 13, 2011 at 7:52 AM UTC
Down at the Shipyards people are *Waiting for their "Ship-to-come-in". At the Ballpark people are *waiting for the "Home-run-hit". At the Racetrack people are *Waiting for "Their winning horse". At the street corner people are *Waiting for the "Light -to-turn-green". At the office people are *Waiting for "That-Raise". At the restaurant people are *Waiting to be "Waited-on". At the bookstore people are *Waiting for *THAT "New-book". At the the Shoe store people are *Waiting to see if "The-Shoe-fits". at the Doctors office people are *Waiting in the "Waiting-Room". At the grocery store people are *Waiting to "Check-out". And it's been said, that folks today,have No-Patience ! WELL, Excuse me, just the few illustrations above, clearly demonstrate, THAT somebody is *Waiting for something ! What are their intentions of asking for Indulgence, Tolerance and Unity. AND,, don't dare Upset the Apple-Cart ! Down at the Coffee shop people are *Waiting for that "Java-with-Ummph". At the corner people are *Waiting to be "Taken-for-a-Ride". Downtown people are *Waiting for a place to "PARK & WAIT" ! "Pray Tell,,,WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR " ?
Nov 16, 2011
Nov 16, 2011 at 8:18 AM UTC