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40/M/Delhi, India
My name is AJAY AMITABH SUMAN. I am a Lawyer by profession and poet by passion. I have been practicing in Hon'ble High Court of Delhi (India). Mob:9990389539 / Listen My Poems at:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCXmBOy1CTtufEuEMMm6ogQ?view_as=subscriber
A lawyer stood, with files so tall,
Hoping the judge would hear it all.
“My Lord,” he said, “please take a look,
Not just the words inside this book.
Please feel the law, not just its face,
The spirit hides inside this case.
Between the lines, there’s more to see,
And that will help to set us free!”
The judge just smiled, calm and slow,
With a small grin, he told him so:
“Sir, I read what’s black and white,
No hidden spirit helps me write.
The law is clear, I read it straight,
No spirit here is here on table plate.
For spirits, O' sir, can make one fall,
And I must stand firm in this hall!”
The lawyer sighed and shook his head,
While others laughed but nothing said.
And all that day, all learned one thing,
The law is words, no magic wing!
Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Lawfing Lawyer
Mar 17, 2025
Mar 17, 2025 at 9:21 AM UTC
Lawyer:
Doctor, doctor, tell me why,
Your handwriting makes people cry!
Letters dance, they twist, they twirl,
Like scribbles from a dizzy squirrel!
Doctor:
Oh dear lawyer, don’t be mad,
I write so fast—it’s not that bad!
Patients rush, the clock won’t wait,
Who has time to make it straight?
Lawyer:
But doctor, pause and hear me out,
Your notes cause panic, fear, and doubt!
A cough syrup turns into glue,
It's All because of “Doctor. Who?”
Doctor:
No No Not my fault, I must insist,
Pharmacists read—nothing is missed!
They know the trick, they crack the code,
They read my mess like a secret mode!
Lawyer:
But Patients demands,write bold and neat!
But your pen still runs at lightning speed!
Two letters show, the rest are ghosts,
Leaving all of them to guess the most!
Doctor:
Alright, alright, I’ll make it clear,
I’ll write like you, O my dear!
But if I take time in writing the pill,
My fee will rise just like your bill!
Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney,
High Court of Delhi
Mar 14, 2025
Mar 14, 2025 at 6:16 AM UTC
In the courtroom, big and tall,
The judge was ready to leave it all.
The clock struck noon, it was time to eat,
But a lawyer rushed to block his feet!
The lawyer dashed, all out of breath,
"My Lord, one favor, no less, no less!"
The judge, halfway to the door,
Rolled his eyes and said, "What for?"
"In my matter one more date I seek!"
Judge just grinned, his pace not weak.
He said its time for lunch , not for date,
"Forgive me I’m hungry, it’s already late!"
"Relief declined is justice denied!"
The lawyer pleaded, again he tried"
Judge replied , let’s not collide,
Lunch delayed is lunch denied!".
The courtroom burst into cheer,
The judge was gone, nowhere near!
The lawyer sighed and walked away,
Guess he’d try another day!
Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Delhi High Court
Mar 14, 2025
Mar 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM UTC
A lawyer in a court with case in sight,
requested, for him, ten minutes is right!
Let me speak when my friend is done,
Just ten minutes in reply, then I’m gone!"
The judge leaned back and stroked his chin,
"Ten minutes? is it enough for a win?
Why not minutes eight , eleven or nine,
Sticking to ten only , will that be fine?
How can you know, down to the dot,
That this ten is all and not less or lot?"
The lawyer grinned and stood up tall,
"My Lord, I’ve argued big and small.
I know my words, I know the game,
Ten minutes will be just the same!"
The judge then laughed and shook his head,
"Are you a lawyer, as you said?
Or a fortune teller in disguise,
Guessing time with perfect eyes?"
The courtroom roared with claps and cheers,
The lawyer smiled but hid his fears.
Would ten be short? Would ten be long?
What if his guess was slightly wrong?
The judge then grinned and said, "Alright,
But don’t beg time for extra fight,
I’m not one to change the clock,
So make it quick—tick-tock, tick-tock!"
The lawyer gulped and took his seat,
Hoping his speech would be short and neat.
But a thought came in his mind,
What if I need some extra time ?
Ajay Amitabh Suman,
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Delhi High Court
Mar 14, 2025
Mar 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM UTC
Judge: "Lawyer, now you may speak,
Tell me what it is you seek."
Lawyer: "My Lord, I need a short delay,
I just got engaged—just yesterday!"
Judge: "Engaged, you say? Oh, what a sight!"
Lawyer: "To this case, My Lord! Not my bride!"
Opposing Lawyer: "My Lord, this is number three,
They change lawyers more than me!
I’ve been here since time began,
They just switch and change their plan!"
Judge: "But still, this case is going on,
Shouldn’t it be said and done?"
Opposing Lawyer: "My Lord, they have no case at all,
No proof, no truth, just hope so tall!
They think that if they swap and play,
A case will simply come their way!"
Judge (laughing): "If they have nothing, tell me please,
What have you done for all these weeks?"
you say your case is very much strong,
then how come this case dragged so long?
Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Delhi High Court
Mar 14, 2025
Mar 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM UTC
In court one day, both bold and grand,
A lawyer in his case took specific stand.
But when his client said, changed his view,
The lawyer inquired —what should he do?
The judge looked up and shook his head,
"You twist and turn with all he said!
Tell me, counsel, what’s your plan?
Do you stand firm or shift like sand?"
The lawyer sighed, his voice was tight,
"My Lord, every where, I can not fight!
Since my client won’t agree with me,
hence I must agree to disagree!"
Courtroom roared, judge just grinned,
The lawyer knew what he had been.
Winning the cases? A skill to hone,
But matching clients? That’s unknown!
Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Delhi High Court
Mar 14, 2025
Mar 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM UTC
The lawyer stood with a passionate plea,
"My Lord, some aid for my client, you see!"
With folded hands and a hopeful face,
He sought some funds, a festive grace.
"My Lord, it’s the holy season, you see,
Grant my client some money, let mercy be!
A little relief, some cash in hand,
So he may celebrate as customs demand!"
The judge leaned back, adjusting his chair,
With a twinkle of mischief and a knowing glare.
He stroked his chin and let out a sigh,
Then fixed the lawyer with a watchful eye.
"Oh dear counsel, let’s be clear…
Is this for your client—or your festive cheer?
For who will truly get the pay?
Your client—or you, without delay?"
The courtroom gasped, then burst with glee,
The lawyer coughed—"My Lord, not me!"
His face turned red, he looked around,
As whispers of laughter filled the ground.
The judge just chuckled, tapping his pen,
"Nice try, counsel, but not again!"
"Justice is served, but funds we’ll see,
Just don’t send me your festival fee!"
Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Delhi High Court
Mar 14, 2025
Mar 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM UTC
The cop yelled loud, "You broke the rule!"
"Your truck was fast, don’t play the fool!"
The driver said, "Please check my speed.
Sir my truck is under limit, yes indeed!"
"Then show your license, don’t delay!"
The driver gave that to cop right away.
"Now show me pollution papers too!"
Driver handed them all fresh and new.
"Now pay the fine!" the cop then said.
"But why?" The driver shook his head.
"Your papers fine and no fault at all,
But here is the catch that I recall—
You kept them all in a plastic bag,
And that, my friend, is quite a snag!
Polythene bags cause harm, you see,
So pay the fine—don’t argue with me!"
Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
High Court of Delhi
Mar 14, 2025
Mar 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM UTC
The client sighed, feeling stuck,
"Sir, being tough brings no luck!"
The lawyer smiled, soft and sweet,
"Let’s try kindness, not defeat!"
He fixed his tie, stood up tall,
Determined to avoid a brawl.
He turned to the other side,
"Dear friend, let’s not divide!"
He stretched his arms, warm and wide,
As if to hug, not fight with pride.
The opposing lawyer raised a brow,
"Are you serious? Not sure how!"
Then he laughed, shaking his head,
"You called my client greedy instead!"
The lawyer winked, gave a grin,
"Oh, just a joke! Can we begin?"
"Let’s hug and end this fight!"
The courtroom gasped—what a sight!
The judge looked up, quite amused,
The client sat there, still confused.
The other lawyer shook his head,
"Nice try, but we fight instead!"
The lawyer sighed, his smile now bland,
Rolled his sleeves, took his stand.
"Well then… no more soft talk,"
He came back and took a firm walk.
"Your Honor, let me make this clear,"
His voice grew bold, all could hear.
Kindness had failed, it was time to fight,
With tough stand , sharp and bright.
The courtroom roared, the battle began,
And harder was end to peaceful plan!
Ajay Amitabh Suman, Patent and Ttademark Attorney, Delhi High Court
Mar 14, 2025
Mar 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM UTC
Once two Lawyers Mr.A and B stood,
Arguing loudly, as hard as they could!
Hands were waving, voices high,
Objections were flying to the sky!
The judge just smiled & shook his head,
"Why fight so much?" he calmly said.
"O Sirs, Sit together, have some tea,
and Solve your troubles peacefully!"
Mr. A shook his head and sighed,
"Tea, My Lord? I’d sleep inside!
I need my coffee, dark and strong,
Or my arguments won’t last long!"
Mr. B just laughed and said with glee,
"Nothing is better than warm, smooth tea!
It calms my mind, and helps me win,
A better drink, where have you been?"
The judge then laughed ,clapped his hands,
"Oh, yeah now I finally understand!
This is not just law, just case at war,
It’s tea and coffee—fighting so far!"
Mr. A crossed his arms and frowned,
"Tea is weak, it brings me down!
It makes me yawn, I fall asleep,
It’s no good when the case is deep!"
Mr. B rolled his eyes and said,
"And his coffee? Oh, it’s bad!
So bitter, strong, and way too harsh,
I may ***** in court, if drink, at last!"
The judge just laughed and gave a cheer,
"Let’s stop this fight—it’s very clear!
Until you both , learn to agree,
Stick to water! No Tea Vs. Coffee!"
By Advocate Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney, High Court of Delhi
Mar 14, 2025
Mar 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM UTC