
THE WITHERED WITCH AND HER HENCHMAN
a withered witch had her own crone
at whom she'd ***** and nag and moan
to make life cursed for her henchman
since best for worst had been her plan
a sweet old broad to untrained eye
mean overlord to her old guy
and what you'd hear come from their yard
was less old dear more prison guard
she'd yell and bray, she'd give commands
which he'd obey with ancient hands
and quite forlorn by circumstance
he'd mow the lawn and plant the plants
then paint the shed and prune the rose
then **** the bed and man the hose
make straight the edge and feed the birds
and trim the hedge - all on her word
then quick to state he'd done it wrong
she'd cry 'not straight, you took too long,
in the wrong place, too deep, won't sprout'
right in his face, day in, day out
no word was heard from there one day
no strife was stirred, no fresh affray
what kind of game could her placate?
the answer came a tad too late
in pools of red they found her laid
stuck in her head - a garden *****
with him suspended from a tree
life self-ended...peacefully
he'd left a note of what occurred
and what he wrote, his final word
'that's one task that I know for sure
she won't ask me to do once more'
one quick aside that's wise to tell
is when they died both went to Hell
where she's displeased with his last choice
and he's still teased by her shrill voice.
5d ago
May 29, 2026 at 11:04 AM UTC
Work-Death Balance
Working late, Tom on his own
that Friday afternoon -
quite contented, office drone -
but that would change quite soon
when a ringing in his ear
a tickling at his neck
signalled something Tom might fear
could be there if he'd check
temperature began to fall
and static charged the air
goosebumps formed so white and small
beneath Tom's standing hair
missives pinned to notice boards
seemed bothered by a wind
then where all his files were stored
a ghost appeared and grinned
spellbound by this spooky scene
for which work had not trained
Tom from pink turned sickly green
then all his colour drained
the ghost in chains, dusty locks
and to a shroud confined
gestured vaguely at the clock
and then unbound its mind
"you have no home to go to?
nothing you’d rather do?
got nobody who loves you?
the bars ran out of brew?
next time when you hear the chime
of five leave work aside
or end up in overtime
like I did when I died."
suddenly Tom's mouth was dry
his voice had shrunk to none
arguments unwise to try
so put his coat straight on
and mimed like he was yawning
hand raised to gaping jaw
said "See you Monday morning"
and ran straight for the door.
May 25
May 25, 2026 at 11:08 AM UTC
TOO CLOSE TO CALL
which one of us died?
I hear myself moan
while I sit at your side
and you drink on your own
which one of us left?
who left who behind?
whose heart more bereft?
this plays on my mind
who drinks 'til they fall
and ***** overdosed
will walk into walls?
I can't
I'm a ghost
you only lost me
but made me your all
so who ceased to be?
it's too close to call
when all's done and said
our one tragic flaw
we're both of us dead
let's call it a draw.
May 21
May 21, 2026 at 7:11 PM UTC
Who Died Again?
the bed sheets shroud the sleeping face
that missed Tom's wakeup call
still sunken in the pillowcase
from dreams they'd yet to fall
a magic spell withheld his breath
the room in pregnant pause
the rosy smell of sudden death
and closed and opened doors
the bandage blankets, body bound
implied this wound would heal
but frequencies re-tuned, Tom found
to channels far less real
like daytime television
Tom says "You still in bed?"
a silent, frank admission
'i'm dead', nobody said
Tom's universe from then looked new
degraded, not surpassed
been split in two then bent askew,
much darker and less vast
unless instead the mind had lied
for it's own pity's sake
implied those left behind had died
and then supplied a fake
well if that true one might assume
he'd find more death beds laid
if Tom should ever leave that room
is this how ghosts are made?
so who went where and who stayed here
remained unverified
and left Tom feeling less than clear
which one of them had died
Apr 7
Apr 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM UTC
the ground began to freeze
when the day was almost done
and the bony fingered trees
poked a sky of half-ripe plum
I shivered, coughed and sneezed
and knew that spring would come
but in Januarys like these
I can live without the sun.
Jan 22, 2025
Jan 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM UTC
just past darkest, in pre-dawn
where only ghosts belong
somnambulist stood on the lawn
in lonely morn birdsong
up high a sky of dark blue slate
and smudged by moonlit chalk
inquired why, so soon, too late
he’d judged it wise to walk
he’d missed the gold at set of sun
the cloak of night long fell
and kissed by cold, feet wet and numb
been woke under this spell
in bare feet, naked and alone
his toes caressed the grass
had rare, sweet, sacred things unknown
disposed themselves to pass?
if not then how had this occurred -
just slept-walked down the stairs?
alfresco now, from slumber stirred
and crept out unawares?
no light did switch, no latch did lift,
no dead bolt did he slide
what nightmare glitch cast him adrift
and led him on this ride?
to understand why he’d been drawn
he leaned upon the fence
and scanned the hills ahead, forlorn
but gleaned no ounce of sense
his thoughts parlayed a trick was played
a kind of waking dream
for sport that bade him walk or wade
the mind’s unconscious stream
but when coerced the mist did clear
on tracks once shaded black
how he’d traversed from there to here -
the facts cascaded back
he’d climbed in bed to get some rest
a touch before nightfall
an aching head and tight of chest
that much he could recall
he’d said “I’ll live, not really ill
-benign, not far from norm
I’m fed up with this winter chill
but fine, on par, just warm”
then pulled the sheets ‘til tightly wrapped
to burn that fever out
but lulled from sleep, felt shoulder tapped
he turned as if to shout
a djinn or sprite was in the room
beside him, floating there
it’s skin so white it lit the gloom
supplied him quite a scare
and tall and thin, half out, half in
each limb a branch of birch
with pointy chin and wicked grin
the grim of some dark church
he couldn’t deal with that right then
so lay to face the wall
in time he’d steal a look again
or maybe not at all
“I’ll save my view from things untrue
and hocus-pocus lies
that see-through, voodoo, bug-a-boo
made by unfocussed eyes.”
since that’s the way he dealt with things
and had done all his life
downplay, delay the woes it brings
he’d shun, defer all strife
with problems near, beset by fear
he’d sit them out and wait
his steer was clear, why interfere?
commit them unto fate
you might expect fiends from beyond
that form of fevered head
won’t interject, reply, respond -
but here’s what this one said
“Why, don’t be shy, deny your eye
or will me to wink out
divert, decry, dismiss, defy
I’ll still be here, don’t doubt
concerns you spurn when trouble stirs
you never make a stand
your court adjourns, your head inters
wherever you find sand
but think on this, somnambulist
who sleeps all through his day
ignorant bliss by case dismissed
won’t keep my kiss at bay
Death, the darkest, endless black
says nigh it’s time to pay
somnambulist get off your back
or die right where you lay.”
what happened then remained occult
but hindsight left implied
the whys and whens and end result
was in the night - he’d died
a skipped heat beat, forgotten breath
then pale and stiff and cold
beneath the sheet, begotten death
the tale at last was told
unless, undressed he’d thought to rise
impressed by Death’s dark voice
duress he guessed might make him wise
if pressed with that stark choice
to Heaven’s bliss, to Hell to roast
or on Earth still to dwell
somnambulist or new born ghost?
the birthing morn would tell.
Oct 20, 2024
Oct 20, 2024 at 3:03 PM UTC
watching Where Eagles Dare
just ahead of Yuletide
came a bang from upstairs
while the snow fell outside
was that you, bro, up there
was it something you tried
just to make me aware
of the moment you died?
was that you, bro?
was your cigarette stink
by our old Christmas tree?
did you make its lights blink
and that bauble fall free?
did you want me to think
you were right there with me?
that you'd severed the link
from your human debris?
is that true, bro?
then an unconscious stream
brought a nice note of grace
in a bar, just a dream
where we had an embrace
and the overall theme
I recall, from your face
you're still part of our team
lost in time, Lost in Space
I miss you, bro
I said 'drop me a clue
next time, easily found
should you ever pass through
let me know you're inbound'
he said 'I always do
but it can't be profound
there'll be some subtle cue
so you'll know I'm around'
don't say boo, bro.
Aug 18, 2024
Aug 18, 2024 at 7:17 AM UTC
once a man had a thought
that he voiced in a crowd
and it made the air taut
thinking was not allowed
with the mind of a hive
they all turned on their friend
and that last thought alive
soon they brought to an end
then with knives and with forks
on his carcass they fed
just like ravenous hawks
only leaving his head
and the ones who came late
as they chewed on his brain
found the thoughts that they ate
made them feel less insane
now the thinker is gone
but the seed he'd sown grew
so his thought still lives on
in the minds of a few
so the ending now nears
with the fable complete
and a moral appears
-that you are what you eat.
Aug 9, 2024
Aug 9, 2024 at 11:40 AM UTC
it's not about the cost,
i heard it once explained
it's not about what's lost
it's all about what's gained
and things will always change
in life's unfolding game
so soon enough the strange
becomes the same old same
scenario case worst
is opportunity
although of course at first
that's often hard to see.
May 24, 2024
May 24, 2024 at 8:28 AM UTC
the sound of the chime
of some town hall clock
announced it was time
for head to meet block
no order belayed
no reprieve supplied
as justice delayed
was justice denied
so set to the task
he had his head bowed
the swing of an axe
the gasp of the crowd
decision so made
and sentence then passed
his head was displayed
so lessons would last
but once on the stake
his eyes opened wide
they saw him awake
he hadn’t quite died
and pouring with gore
in scarlet red drips
from jaw to the floor
came words from his lips
“I lived for so long
a life just like any
seen right become wrong
things turn on a penny
so this is no shock
it's mostly my lot
my neck's been on blocks
much more than it's not
so my head's been lost
more often than once
and if this the cost
well, here’s my response"
and then from the street
his torso did rise
made death obsolete
much to their surprise
they took to their feet
with yells, screams and cries
and beat a retreat
averting their eyes
so nobody saw
him take his head down
and fix it once more
then walk out of town
it took quite some pluck
to go to that length
and some called it luck
while others said strength
but now it’s the case
that he lives afar
his head still in place
above a deep scar
reminder he could
have died on that day
and one day he would
but not when they say.
May 16, 2024
May 16, 2024 at 6:26 PM UTC