It started with a tube of mascara
Which led to a sudden case of eye herps
They said it was The end of an era
If an era could fit a blurb
Nikki says Lexi enjoys eating multiple *****
Lexi claims Nikki never washes her cooch
Just a small fued between two white trash Hicks
It's difficult being a twelve year old stuck in the body of a thirty-year-old ******
However their bickering is quite cute
It's almost as if they're trying to say
"You're dumb as a mute,
Dense as clay
But without you, I'm nothing"
Sep 8, 2017
Sep 8, 2017 at 7:21 AM UTC
Living the dream with our trees and nips
I'm a number taking tokes in the break room
The old drunk working the forklift stares at my ****
While telling me babies love to be reminded of the womb
The vapid **** walks aimlessly, sipping her light and sweet
While the manager bites his tongue since she promised him head
So all of what's left is an extra treat
For the suckers who end up wishing they were dead
No ladders, no safety, no worry
Climb these unstable pallets and don't be sour
Because there's no greater glory
Than dying for $11.75 an hour
"But It's been 30 days without an accident" said Lisa
And because we kept our mouths shut, we're all getting pizza
Sep 8, 2017
Sep 8, 2017 at 7:00 AM UTC