The_Prophet_of_Yargle - Hello Poetry

It's winter again Has it always been? I can see it all year round But only from a distance I can hold it shake it sniff it lick it Dip it in formaldehyde Though no matter how I abuse it, I can never reach what's left inside It's raining again? Though it'll never end. I still want to hold them to love them to crush them to consume them. From a distance it's safe, I suppose. I can look all I want, There's more to the surface you know. Sometimes when you dig in, it's just pancake batter. And I prefer waffles.

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Dec 22, 2025

Dec 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM UTC

Snow Globe

It's winter again Has it always been? I can see it all year round But only from a distance I can hold it shake it sniff it lick it Dip it in formaldehyde Though no matter how I abuse it, I can never reach what's left inside It's raining again? Though it'll never end. I still want to hold them to love them to crush them to consume them. From a distance it's safe, I suppose. I can look all I want, There's more to the surface you know. Sometimes when you dig in, it's just pancake batter. And I prefer waffles.

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Sorry if this is how it ends. I wish I was a better friend, more deserving of ya'lls love. I'm sorry it ended here, but I'm glad that it's over. Maybe Blake was right... I may have had too much. One more bottle to go.

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Dec 20, 2025

Dec 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM UTC

Costco Eggnog Wine

Sorry if this is how it ends. I wish I was a better friend, more deserving of ya'lls love. I'm sorry it ended here, but I'm glad that it's over. Maybe Blake was right... I may have had too much. One more bottle to go.

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Oh I drank quite a lot tonight I've drunk more than ever before Now it's got me feeling just right I can s3nse it deep in my core Cheery and happier, you know So excited, I Don my crown My sins so deep you'll have to tow If I'm lucky, I might just drown

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Dec 20, 2025

Dec 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM UTC

Drunk poem

Oh I drank quite a lot tonight I've drunk more than ever before Now it's got me feeling just right I can s3nse it deep in my core Cheery and happier, you know So excited, I Don my crown My sins so deep you'll have to tow If I'm lucky, I might just drown

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I thought they'd take their time, but they went ahead I just can't help but think it's unfair still in their work clothes, they slid to bed In due time, I'll join you down there! I've tried it once or twice, doncha know? I wish to live in the muck and the mud this filth's no different from how it usually goes These folks won't, let me swim with my bud I can't tell loved ones about this joy They worry and cry, no fun on the sewer slide The incessant love and guilt delays my ploy But I can't help thinking when I'll catch this ride? It's obvious I've never caught the bus That doesn't mean I haven't tried! Working under the hood you'll hear me fuss Hear me whine about when I've nearly died! But it's fine. It's okay. Don't worry, it's just a poem. the slides a while away, so we can enjoy this until we take the dive.

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Nov 18, 2025

Nov 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM UTC

Sewer Slide

I thought they'd take their time, but they went ahead I just can't help but think it's unfair still in their work clothes, they slid to bed In due time, I'll join you down there! I've tried it once or twice, doncha know? I wish to live in the muck and the mud this filth's no different from how it usually goes These folks won't, let me swim with my bud I can't tell loved ones about this joy They worry and cry, no fun on the sewer slide The incessant love and guilt delays my ploy But I can't help thinking when I'll catch this ride? It's obvious I've never caught the bus That doesn't mean I haven't tried! Working under the hood you'll hear me fuss Hear me whine about when I've nearly died! But it's fine. It's okay. Don't worry, it's just a poem. the slides a while away, so we can enjoy this until we take the dive.

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The wound has healed At least a little But one more peek? It's fresh again. A mistake, a poor character Self reminder Undeserving Cut it off, let it go But I can't I have to know If I rend it from the flesh, will you love me so? Another reminder another scar Self-inflected and well earned A piece of **** thinks he's a star Don't forget and don't move on Growth can wait Wallow while you can

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Apr 4, 2025

Apr 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM UTC

The Other Night

The wound has healed At least a little But one more peek? It's fresh again. A mistake, a poor character Self reminder Undeserving Cut it off, let it go But I can't I have to know If I rend it from the flesh, will you love me so? Another reminder another scar Self-inflected and well earned A piece of **** thinks he's a star Don't forget and don't move on Growth can wait Wallow while you can

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Present but not always seen Thoughtful and present; a dream. Tenderness packed with violence Ask me why? It makes no sense. Can't explain why yet I desire A trap I've fallen for again If I have your words, I can't tire I wouldn't fold, I'd go all in. Her eyes like a does An idiot, I suppose

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Feb 1, 2025

Feb 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM UTC

Flaws

Present but not always seen Thoughtful and present; a dream. Tenderness packed with violence Ask me why? It makes no sense. Can't explain why yet I desire A trap I've fallen for again If I have your words, I can't tire I wouldn't fold, I'd go all in. Her eyes like a does An idiot, I suppose

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Every day I wake up and I ask why. For what reason For what purpose For what cruel punishment was I chosen? It's empty here. Silence is abundant and joy is ever-waning. But it's better I do this Or so I told myself Keep this reality from those I love. Let them enjoy while I cannot Things are better if I know they're ok. but I deserve love too

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Oct 30, 2024

Oct 30, 2024 at 6:00 AM UTC

I Know Hell

Every day I wake up and I ask why. For what reason For what purpose For what cruel punishment was I chosen? It's empty here. Silence is abundant and joy is ever-waning. But it's better I do this Or so I told myself Keep this reality from those I love. Let them enjoy while I cannot Things are better if I know they're ok. but I deserve love too

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The road is long and the load is heavy But when I traveled with you it didn't matter. I didn't think about the heat or the pain. It wasn't any easier but it became almost fun Like a game we'd play, the point didn't matter. Now by myself I can't see a point. It's long and painful and the joy is gone. And as I keep walking, it never gets better.

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Sep 28, 2024

Sep 28, 2024 at 12:42 AM UTC

In The Woods With Mike

The road is long and the load is heavy But when I traveled with you it didn't matter. I didn't think about the heat or the pain. It wasn't any easier but it became almost fun Like a game we'd play, the point didn't matter. Now by myself I can't see a point. It's long and painful and the joy is gone. And as I keep walking, it never gets better.

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Can you connect? I can't. These scribbles? A mess. Senseless scratches On paper.

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Sep 5, 2024

Sep 5, 2024 at 1:45 PM UTC

Connect

Can you connect? I can't. These scribbles? A mess. Senseless scratches On paper.

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A misty morning; skies clearing I see the rainbow; endearing I follow its glow; *** of gold Adventure and fun; I've been sold When I close in; I look around I see once more; stories abound!

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Apr 23, 2023

Apr 23, 2023 at 1:14 AM UTC

Chase It Again!

A misty morning; skies clearing I see the rainbow; endearing I follow its glow; *** of gold Adventure and fun; I've been sold When I close in; I look around I see once more; stories abound!

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