They said you can't do that with a cat—
The world's not ready for that!
And at first they jeered,
but then they cheered,
'cuz my cat is the fanciest hat.
Jul 5, 2023
Jul 5, 2023 at 7:56 PM UTC
man with a bandsaw
incredibly obnoxious
7am, ****
Oct 9, 2021
Oct 9, 2021 at 9:02 AM UTC
*dear upstairs neighbor,
do you own an elephant?
I think that you do.*
May 21, 2021
May 21, 2021 at 6:21 AM UTC
Silly Stormtrooper;
You wish you could shoot the things —
but really, you can't.
Mar 1, 2020
Mar 1, 2020 at 3:06 AM UTC
*ride never showed up
boss not answering
guess I'm not working today*
Aug 5, 2016
Aug 5, 2016 at 3:11 PM UTC
It's not that I want to leave,
it's that I have to go.
It's not that I don't love you,
it's because I love you so.
It's not that I can't tell you yes,
it's that I have to tell you no.
It's not your fault, or mine, or his,
but still I have to go.
Jul 9, 2016
Jul 9, 2016 at 9:04 PM UTC
A guy and his gal were abed,
when she looked over at him and said,
"The way your ***** is bent
is my only lament."
So sideways they did it instead.
Feb 16, 2016
Feb 16, 2016 at 8:19 PM UTC
*beguiling winter
clouds waiting idle and calm
moon and sun argue*
Dec 9, 2015
Dec 9, 2015 at 6:21 AM UTC
*snow on the leaves
and
leaves on the snow
frost on the moon
o'er
a red and green glow
the evening is silent
whilst
I trim up the tree
a warm fuzzy fire
and
Vince Guaraldi
hot cocoa in hand
I
look out through the glass
and softly reflect
on
Christmastimes past
this is my happiness tonight*
Dec 9, 2015
Dec 9, 2015 at 12:54 AM UTC
You'll never know a fairer pod,
Than when you meet a therapod;
For a therapod will care a lot
And doesn't want to scare a ***
So if you chance to meet a therapod,
Don't think that it's a terror pod –
A therapod is a rarer sod,
Unless you meet a pair o' pods.
Nov 7, 2015
Nov 7, 2015 at 7:41 PM UTC