
I love Elizabeth
Beth loves dolphins
Dolphins love water
Water is wet
Wet I am
While being with Beth,
Sorry not sorry Reese's
Jul 10, 2021
Jul 10, 2021 at 1:49 PM UTC
My sweet, loving Nikki;
I want to give you a hickey.
a cute little mark that shows,
my love for you always grows.
So every day
I'm going to say,
that I will love you forever.
Because there's nobody better
for me
than you
May 21, 2020
May 21, 2020 at 8:37 PM UTC
Hello, Delilah
How is it happening in New York?
I am a thousand kilometers away
But my daughter, you're so beautiful tonight
Times Square can’t shine as hard as you
I swear it's true
Hello, Delilah
Do not worry about the distance
I'm here if you're alone
Please, listen to this song again
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my mask
I am by your side
Oh, that's what you do to me
Oh, that's what you do to me
Oh, that's what you do to me
Oh, that's what you do to me
What you do with me
Hello, Delilah
I know that times are difficult
But believe me, my daughter
One day I will pay the bills of this guitar
We are right
We have a life that we knew we would
My word is just
Hello, Delilah
I have so much to say
Like every single paragraph I wrote for you
It would take your breath away
I will write everything
You love me even more, you fall
We should all have it
A thousand miles seems far enough
But they have planes, trains and cars
I would go walk you if I had no other way
Our friends are having fun with us
And we would just laugh because we know
Because of that none of them felt this way
Delilah, I can promise you
When we arrive
The world will never be the same again
And you are the culprit
Hi, Delilah
You can be good and I do not miss you
Two more years and you're done with school
And I make history as I do
You know it's for you
We can do what we want
Hi, Delilah, here this is for you
It's for you
Sep 25, 2019
Sep 25, 2019 at 10:42 AM UTC
You were mine,
and I was yours.
Right from the start,
you stole my heart.
We were never just friends,
and now you want to be just friends?
'Cause I know right from the start,
I stole your heart.
We were never just friends,
how could you want to be just friends?
I had you, until I couldn’t anymore;
over time you pushed me away.
You thought you weren’t good enough for me,
when really I’m not good enough for you;
or maybe we just don’t deserve each other anymore.
‘Cause what we had was bigger than ourselves,
what we had was real;
until you met him.
He stole you from me.
He put you under his spell, with his charm & humor;
and now you’re hooked.
Leaving me behind in the dust,
to pick up the pieces;
from my life that’s fallen apart;
even though I had you first.
Now I’m missing the happier times;
when you were mine;
and I was your’s.
Sep 25, 2019
Sep 25, 2019 at 10:16 AM UTC
You talk to your girlfriend.
She is angry
She's crazy about something you said
Because she does not understand your mood as I do
I am in my bedroom
It's a typical Tuesday night.
I hear the kind of music she does not like
And she will never know your story like me. '
But she wears short skirts
I wear t-shirts
She is the captain of joy
And I'm in the stands
Dreaming of the day you wake up
And discover that what you are looking for has always been here
If you can see, it's me who understands you
I'm here all the time, why do not you see?
You are next to me
You are next to me
Stroll the streets with you and your worn jeans
I can not help but think that this should be so
Laugh on a park bench and think of me
Hey, it's not that easy
And you have a smile that could enlighten the whole city
I have not seen it for a long time since she knocked you out
You say you’re good
I know you better than that
Hey, what are you doing with a girl like that?
She wears high heels
I'm wearing slippers
She's a happy captain and I'm in the bleachers
If you see, I understand you
I'm here all the time, why do not you see?
You are next to me
Wait and wait at your back door
All this time, as you could not know
Baby you belong to me
You are next to me
Oh, I remember you came home in the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh
If you know you're about to cry
And I know your favorite songs.
And you tell me about your dreams
I think I know where you belong
I think I know you’re mine
Do not you see that I understand you?
I'm here all the time, why do not you see?
You are next to me
Wait and wait at your back door
All the time
How can you not know that?
Baby you belong to me
You are next to me
You are next to me
Have you ever thought that?
You are next to me
You are next to me
Sep 23, 2019
Sep 23, 2019 at 10:34 AM UTC
r u goin too whatch mee plaiy tenniss todaiy?
eye wil b plaiyin att tha Middel scool.
Thangque fer ur suport!
luv u!
Sep 20, 2019
Sep 20, 2019 at 1:55 PM UTC
A long time ago in Sleepy Eye Minnesota at Christensen Farms Feed Mill, a boisterous young pig named Ralph was waiting for his brother, Milo. Ralph hadn’t seen Milo in almost three hours, because Milo made a SLANDER against Ralph. So, Milo had went off in the big truck SAGELY with Farmer Tim, so he could avoid Ralph’s BRUTALITY. Ralph thought that was PRESUMPTUOUS and he was TRUCULENT. Ralph will soon live VICARIOUSLY through Milo’s stories once he returns. Once Milo returns Ralph corners Milo. Milo backs away from his angry brother's bared teeth, then he slips. now he’s hanging off the cliff holding on with only his front hooves,with Ralph's hooves pressing down on his. Ralph lets go, and says with great EARNESTNESS; “have a nice fall!”
May 21, 2019
May 21, 2019 at 11:03 AM UTC
@savannah
You are the brightest flame to my candle
I need you more than doors need a handle
I love everything about you even your flaws
I love you more than I hate the scratches from cat claws
You are so beautiful, just thought I'd let you know
I'm so glad I bothered calling to say hello
And every single phone call feels like a dream
This is all so surreal we make such a great team
But unlike our love this poem is coming to an end
There's no better way to end this than just hit send
Apr 11, 2019
Apr 11, 2019 at 1:58 PM UTC
Penguins waddle so slow.
Ducklings go in a row.
All Duckies say Quack! Quack!
Penguin Mommies' hack hack,
Nutritious Seafood into their Chicks beak,
while those sneaky Ducks be acting so sleek.
Some Ducks might hunt and eat small bass.
Penguins slip and fall on their ***
Penguins cause us laughter,
and Ducks just aren't the same,
so Ducks are inferior to Penguins.
Sep 18, 2018
Sep 18, 2018 at 10:37 AM UTC
oh ****
i love you ****
pooop,poop,pooooooooooooop,
i love you pooop
oh **** <3<3
By my constipated freind: Kaitlyn.
May 16, 2018
May 16, 2018 at 2:20 PM UTC