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DerpyChip
DerpyChip
Hi there, I used to be a potato / I love pigs / I love minecraft! / I'm very Derpy hehehaha / Join the potato league / Are you ready for Freddy?
I have one nose
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Jan 14, 2015
Jan 14, 2015 at 4:37 PM UTC
Nose
I like turtles and foxes, and pigs in some boxes, I like puppies and cats, And penguins with hats, I like chickens and fishes, And bunnies with wishes, I like zebras and whales, And big pony tails, I like parrots and flies, And hot apple pies, I like skating on ice, And monkeys with lice, I like turtles and foxes, And pigs in some boxes.
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Dec 17, 2014
Dec 17, 2014 at 1:16 PM UTC
I like turtles and foxes
If you read this you smell nice TEN FACTS ABOUT YOU 1. You smell nice 2. You are a boy/girl 4. You like food 5. You didn't realize I skiped 3 6. Your looking back at 4 and 2 7. You are smiling 9. You keep reading even though you are wasting your time 10. you didn't reliz I skipped 8 11. Your looking back again 12. You are smiling 13. You didn't relize there wAs only supposed to be 10 facts
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Dec 2, 2014
Dec 2, 2014 at 1:44 PM UTC
Ten facts about you
Hello everybody else in my head and the government of national unity and I don't know how much you mean to you in a while ago but the only thing is I don't think that the best of luck with the best thing ever I go back and I have a good time to go back and I don't know how much you mean to you in a good time to go back and I have to go back and I don't think I can see it as an excuse for the next day for me and I don't think I can get it right away with the best of the day I don't think that I can see the best of luck with the same time as the first half of the day before the end of the best thing ever I go back and I don't know what you do that for me I don't have the right time and the other side is a very nice but it doesn't even work that would have to go back and I don't think that I can get it right away with the government has a great day for the next few weeks of a sudden it was the best of the year and I have a good time with the same thing to say it was the best of the best way of the best thing to say it is the only one that is a good time with the same thing to say that I can see it as an independent and I a great way of life and the other hand is a good day for the next few weeks of a sudden it is not the same time as the best thing to say it used to be a cookie.
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Dec 2, 2014
Dec 2, 2014 at 1:38 PM UTC
My iPad wrote this
Step 1: notice that your body is covered in skin Step 2: say, "Wow! I'm really Skinny!" Congratulations you are now skinny!
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Nov 20, 2014
Nov 20, 2014 at 11:19 AM UTC
How to be skinny
Roses are Red Violets are Blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't be mad I'll be there too Not in the cage But laughing at you
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Nov 10, 2014
Nov 10, 2014 at 12:39 PM UTC
You belong in a zoo
Freddy singing Chica eating Bonnie rocking Me backstage thinking to myself "they would never accept me, always alone" I was the one who was mostly left out of the gang, a lonely pirate fox. I did enjoy the laughter and smiles of children, eating pizza and playing. But I always wanted to be one of them, always wanted to be, well, not alone. I wanted to be on stage with freddy and the rest of the gang to be adored But I'm just a lonely fox, standing on a Lonely corner, behind a lonely curtain. But today was different, today was going to make my life change forever, not better but worse.        Freddy and the gang were doing the usual thing they do every day, introducing them selfs, then introducing me. I was always prepared to see the smiles on the children's faces, hearing the laughter of joy here at Freddy Fazbear's pizza. As I stepped out of the curtains, I welcomed the children to pirates cove. I would always greet them with a smile and tell them to have fun. Today, an unusual little girl came in. It was probably her first time here, because I've never seen her before. As I talked the little girl walked up to me and started asking her mother a lot of questions about me. I realized that my owners haven't changed my battery because I was malfunctioning and my battery was dying. An employee came up to the girl and told her not to get close to me. She got mad and ignored him. That got me a little upset. As my battery was dying, I was talking slower and slower by the second. The employee then asked the girls mom to make her child not get close to me, but she ignored him as well. Then there was something that really got me upset. The little girl started to make fun of me. I got really mad, but that was the end of it. My battery had died, I had fallen off the stage, and all I could remember was me hearing a loud crunch,blood in my mouth,people screaming and crying and seeing a little headless girl right beside me.     When I had woken up, there were no smiling children. No happy parents. No singing and laughter. The place was completely empty. I looked around for anyone to be there, but all there was, was Freddy and the gang starring at me in anger. I walked out of my stage place and wandered around. I when to the entrance and saw a sign that said "closed by the end of the year". I became sad and walked back to my lonely stage. As I walked I noticed that Freddy, Chica and Bonnie were waiting for me there. They grabbed me and threw me to the ground. The beet me up tore me to shreds. I couldn't take it so I let out a loud scream. They stopped, then we all hear someone coming. Freddy, Chica and Bonnie run back on their stage. An employee comes in with a sign in his hand. He came towards me and put a sign on my stage. It read, " Sorry, out of order".
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Nov 10, 2014
Nov 10, 2014 at 10:08 AM UTC
The bite of 87' ( a five nights at freddys story)
Freddy singing Chica eating Bonnie rocking Me backstage thinking to myself "they would never accept me, always alone" I was the one who was mostly left out of the gang, a lonely pirate fox. I did enjoy the laughter and smiles of children, eating pizza and playing. But I always wanted to be one of them, always wanted to be, well, not alone. I wanted to be on stage with freddy and the rest of the gang to be adored But I'm just a lonely fox, standing on a Lonely corner, behind a lonely curtain. But today was different, today was going to make my life change forever, not better but worse.        Freddy and the gang were doing the usual thing they do every day, introducing them selfs, then introducing me. I was always prepared to see the smiles on the children's faces, hearing the laughter of joy here at Freddy Fazbear's pizza. As I stepped out of the curtains, I welcomed the children to pirates cove. I would always greet them with a smile and tell them to have fun. Today, an unusual little girl came in. It was probably her first time here, because I've never seen her before. As I talked the little girl walked up to me and started asking her mother a lot of questions about me. I realized that my owners haven't changed my battery because I was malfunctioning and my battery was dying. An employee came up to the girl and told her not to get close to me. She got mad and ignored him. That got me a little upset. As my battery was dying, I was talking slower and slower by the second. The employee then asked the girls mom to make her child not get close to me, but she ignored him as well. Then there was something that really got me upset. The little girl started to make fun of me. I got really mad, but that was the end of it. My battery had died, I had fallen off the stage, and all I could remember was me hearing a loud crunch,blood in my mouth,people screaming and crying and seeing a little headless girl right beside me.     When I had woken up, there were no smiling children. No happy parents. No singing and laughter. The place was completely empty. I looked around for anyone to be there, but all there was, was Freddy and the gang starring at me in anger. I walked out of my stage place and wandered around. I when to the entrance and saw a sign that said "closed by the end of the year". I became sad and walked back to my lonely stage. As I walked I noticed that Freddy, Chica and Bonnie were waiting for me there. They grabbed me and threw me to the ground. The beet me up tore me to shreds. I couldn't take it so I let out a loud scream. They stopped, then we all hear someone coming. Freddy, Chica and Bonnie run back on their stage. An employee comes in with a sign in his hand. He came towards me and put a sign on my stage. It read, " Sorry, out of order".
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You are worth more than diamonds
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Nov 7, 2014
Nov 7, 2014 at 11:07 PM UTC
Be mine
That awkward moment when two people say bye, and they end up walking the same way That awkward moment when you make eye contact with someone through a crack in the bathroom stall That That awkward moment when your brain isn't recognize the second that That awkward moment when you sit next to your crush and all your friends make faces.
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Nov 7, 2014
Nov 7, 2014 at 1:55 PM UTC
That awkward moment
I have a face I have eyes I have nose I have ears I have mouth I have face Jes
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Nov 7, 2014
Nov 7, 2014 at 1:49 PM UTC
Face