Sizzling sausages
Deliver unto my mouth
Slide between my lips
Jul 31, 2014
Jul 31, 2014 at 8:40 PM UTC
Who let the dogs out?
Perhaps it was your mother.
We may never know.
Jul 23, 2014
Jul 23, 2014 at 12:38 AM UTC
Smirking frat boy bro
Derped your way into my brain
Love by the beer pong
Jun 26, 2014
Jun 26, 2014 at 1:32 AM UTC
Goodbye blockbuster
The internet killed your biz
No more crap late fees
Jun 26, 2014
Jun 26, 2014 at 1:10 AM UTC
Fuzzy ol' neck beard
Tips his jaunty fedora
Self proclaimed nice guy
Jun 26, 2014
Jun 26, 2014 at 12:27 AM UTC
Bangles are my jam
Please walk like an Egyptian
Right into my heart
Jun 24, 2014
Jun 24, 2014 at 12:20 AM UTC
Your dick's on parade
Snapchat your privates for me
**** pics of the soul
Jun 23, 2014
Jun 23, 2014 at 8:09 PM UTC
One night stands. **** me.
Tear my soul and **** in two.
Thanks for the ******
Jun 23, 2014
Jun 23, 2014 at 7:44 PM UTC
My heart is a ****
Stab it deep inside your chest
Jizzy goodness, ok?
Jun 23, 2014
Jun 23, 2014 at 7:29 PM UTC