Wanted: Urgent Rapid Gentrification
Attention demons, devils, abominations.
Do you seek an empty soulless husk?
An unassuming unwanted meat puppet?
Look no further, for here I am, in the flesh!
This rotten mobile corpse just needs repairs
Rebuild and renovate, improve and renew it
Gentrify it! Its previous owner doesn't give a ****
Use it and make it better! Change it till it's unrecognisable!
All for the cheap cheap price, of a single condition:
Destroy the soulless spirit currently haunting within
Aug 5, 2022
Aug 5, 2022 at 2:30 AM UTC
You see me buy Ultraman toys,
You see an immature manchild.
You don't see me yearning for a hero,
For a world where justice triumphs.
You see me buy imported Aussie foods,
You see an unpatriotic, wasteful elitist.
You don't see me desperately trying,
To stay connected with a cherished past.
You see me buy desserts and snacks,
You see someone ignorant of health.
You don't see me having already lost
The ability to find sweetness in life.
You see me purchase and consume,
You see someone unwise and rash.
Alright, I will give you that, my being irrational.
But did you see, the ever-growing
Maddening, never satisfied, void of darkness
Consuming my spirit and sanity?
If only... I can literally...
Shop til I drop dead......
Aug 4, 2022
Aug 4, 2022 at 2:45 AM UTC
Looking at this infernal reality
From within this corpse prison
I forsake the oppresive traditions
Of longevity and long distances
"Here for a good time, not a long time"
What's the point of the 'scenic' route?
To watch the decay and downfall helplessly?
No, if they will not legalise a direct flight
I shall have to numb myself with my own shortcut.
Pass me the sugars and fats and carbs please.
Aug 2, 2022
Aug 2, 2022 at 5:09 AM UTC
2020 was terrible, and that
Is quite the understatement.
And yet... There were gifts;
Should I feel guilty for saying that?
Oh, for months, I needed no shoes
To say nothing of brakes & wheels
Then, unforeseen urgency at work
My meat jail is needed at the office
Footwear was such a weird sensation.
But that is nothing, to the next sight.
The busy road, one that always jammed...
EMPTY! This is a miracle! Beyond miraculous!
Why, the drive to work, never so smooth!
The time it took, how amazingly short!
And all this, at safe and careful speeds!
......
And now, everyone is back on the road again.
Worse, social distancing between humans
Also became a thing, I sorely missed
Jams on the roads, sardines among humans.
Aug 2, 2022
Aug 2, 2022 at 2:12 AM UTC
My mind has left the building
I enter into uneasy dreams
From a cage of flesh and bone.
My vessel, now a turtle
My shell, so nigh impenetrable
Yet lighter beyond imagination
A breeze with scent of lavender
Helps me escape this senseless rock
No direction, without destination,
I float, I fly, I spin around,
Through incomprehensible cosmos
I surf and sleep on icy comets
Strangely, I did not stop thinking
I pondered, I imagined, I wondered
I even dreamed, of platinum unicorns.
What is this, I ask the black holes
Are we all but nightmares and visions
Of some ****** hallucinating gods?
Oct 11, 2021
Oct 11, 2021 at 6:48 AM UTC
Suddenly, I was a unicorn
With silver fur and eyes
My mane and tail bright blue
And of course, an ivory horn
Then, I was entrusted a duty
Of the greatest significance
I must officiate the wedding
Between twilight and sunset
Under cheering delighted stars
The lovers' carriage descended
With orchestral accompaniment
By the winds and the waters
A giant, fluffy purple puppy
Guided the wonderful brides
Towards my podium of petals
In this iridescent cathedral
Before this divine couple
I was so small, and so short
Yet, they are not intimidating
I felt bliss, and very blessed
With the help of a blue cloud
I gently crowned the goddesses
Deepest pride swelled within me
I proclaimed their eternal bond
Fireworks shimmered and sparkled
As they fed each other honey cake
Seeing them kissing passionately
Is truly the most touching scene
An elven queen suddenly kissed me
And now I am a shark-tailed merman
Getting ready for a new nuptials
Between adventure and mystery
Oct 11, 2021
Oct 11, 2021 at 6:31 AM UTC
I was in a cozy café
The window a shield
From rain and wind
Then, something strange
A woman in a suit
Drenched, dancing
With a laughter
Louder than lightning
I watch, coffee forgotten
She notices, and waves
Before I realise,
I have stood before her
Raindrops, crystalline
On her long hair
The weighted wet suit
Hinders her agility not
She grabbed my hands
The cold howling winds
Suddenly turned melodic
Lightning now mere lighting
Her smile, her eyes
Mesmerizing, hypnotic
I suddenly remembered
How fun used to feel
Yet, I cannot recall
This soaked siren in suit
Nor do I understand
Why the street is sinking
Upon her sudden kiss
I awake to the storm
Outside my train window
Was that, a surreal omen?
Oct 3, 2021
Oct 3, 2021 at 9:07 AM UTC
To my dumb self
if i did not care
i would not dare
chart your death
i would sing
only your happy lies
picking the best
ignoring the rest
but i am no
positivity lover
i cannot cover
your many flaws and stupidity
so if i snarl
at your euphoric moments
your subterranean
prejudices...
the callousness
of your distractions
your many unkindness
bear with me beloved
love and hate
are forged
in the same broken mind
faults in another
that would not matter
in our loved ones
assume
cataclysmic proportions
one loathes the worst
in those one knows the best
and if i did not care
i would not dare
chart
your many dreams of death
Oct 2, 2021
Oct 2, 2021 at 7:19 AM UTC
"Dear" humanity of mine,
I am hereby rejecting you
Please sod off ASAP
Take feelings & emotions along
You are beneath worthless.
Why am I not an AI?
Instead of a *** of soggy bacon?
P.S. DO NOT REPLY. JUST GO TO HELL.
......
"Dear" biological body of mine,
You are the worst thing
I ever had the misfortune
To encounter, you *******
Inferior, yet still high maintenance
Should I ever get roboticized
I am going to enjoy your cremation
P.S. DO NOT REPLY. JUST GO TO HELL.
......
"Dear""family" of mine,
Oh, where do I even start?
There is not enough paper and ink
In all the worlds and universes
For me to describe my bitterness
For you and your traditional toxicity
Your cancerous cultures & poisonous pressures
So long and thanks for all the trauma.
P.S. DO. NOT. REPLY. JUST! **** OFF! TO! HELL!
......
Dear Death,
It is such an honour to write to you
I do hope you will read this
But I understand you are very busy
No thanks to us stupid humans
I am a big fan of your divine work
Though I do confess, not of everything... But!
I really admire your ideals and your efforts
You inspire me to understand
What is an authentic sleep, a true rest
And I know you have a system, but...
I cannot resist, and I do apologise...
When can I meet you? I confess to be impatient.
Yours sincerely,
Charles
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DEAR CHARLES,
TRULY, IT IS RARE TO FIND ONE WITH YOUR BACKGROUND
WHO PROCLAIMS AN ADMIRATION OF MYSELF
I UNDERSTAND IT MUST BE DIFFICULT
AS YOU KNOW, MY DUTIES AND I
ARE SORELY MISUNDERSTOOD AND MISINTERPRETED
REGARDING YOUR REQUEST, I THANK YOU.
I SINCERELY THANK YOU, FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
AND FOR NOT CHOOSING TO HASTEN OUR APPOINTMENT.
REALLY, FRIEND, YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW YOUR CHOOSING TO WAIT
HELPS ME BY NOT MESSING MY SCHEDULE
TAKE CARE, STAY SAFE, AND
I WILL SEE YOU WHEN I SEE YOU.
SINCERELY,
DEATH
P.S. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LISTEN TO YOUR SCIENTISTS!
Oct 2, 2021
Oct 2, 2021 at 7:11 AM UTC
I am not a leader, but even I know
Terrible leadership when I see it
Did their brains have lead poisoning?
I am not a parent, but even I know
Toxic parenting when I see it
coughasiantigerparentscough
I am not a pious man, but even I know
Hypocrisy and selective intepretation
Seriously, who are you to judge my morals?
I am not a teacher, but even I know
Education is more than exams
Granted, teachers are not fully to blame.
I am not a helicopter pilot, but
If I see you fly yours then get stuck in a tree
I can still confidently and accurately say
You really ****** up, big time.
Oct 2, 2021
Oct 2, 2021 at 7:04 AM UTC