I don't speed for fun,
I speed so the cameras don't see me,
In a year or three,
You'll see me in Formula 1
Jun 8, 2025
Jun 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM UTC
I love raindrop races,
I feel like they are needed in a childhood,
Those races feel good,
When the one you wanted won
Imagine they have expensive cars and all that,
While another has a kiddie car,
Which one are yall betting on
Some raindrops are cheaters,
And use wind to their advantage,
They push others away,
Making them astray
While rushing to the end,
Not fair to the fastest raindrop in the world,
"Billy Bob Ken"
Jun 2, 2025
Jun 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM UTC
Why are memes made,
And when do they get popular,
I feel like some memes are so popular they put you in a collar
Not being able to escape them,
Mostly on the internet,
Even your grandma that's on Facebook probably sees then
Some memes are pretty old,
And they're still being told
And some are very popular,
And they age very fast,
Those memes don't last
Some come from the weirdest places,
Getting famous at different paces
Although they are funny,
Nothing lasts forever
Jun 2, 2025
Jun 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM UTC
Do you guys know about the sandman,
I think he gives you good dreams,
But how?
The worst possibility is that he throws the sand,
Not just anywhere,
But in your eyes
I'd rather be selling pies,
And pies do taste better than sand,
And better than a discord mod's hand
Sandman does have a Netflix show,
Show if throwing sand gives you a show,
I might just get that job
Jun 2, 2025
Jun 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM UTC
Mr.Sun,
Are you in the corner of the Earth,
As if in a page,
Did you like the sunglasses I drew on you
I can always erase them,
Not like I care,
... okay maybe I do
I have a question for you,
Why do you always make me sneeze when I get some sunlight
And what would you taste like,
If I took a bite,
Probably cinnamon
I also heard Ms.Moon cheated on you,
Heard it was the "planet" Mr.Pluto,
I guess they're in a long distance relationship
Jun 2, 2025
Jun 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM UTC
Around my area,
All laundry mats are pretty *****
And there's always one out of service
I always see a little kid usually playing a corny ahh game, or there watching brainrot
Usually kids watch abominations like LankyBox and skibidi toilet
They've got to ban LankyBox from existing,
It hurts to hear the purple haired guy scream for the 103rd time
Jun 1, 2025
Jun 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM UTC
***** go boing,
And so do tires,
Whoever says no is a liar
How does the Pixar lamp jump that high,
It's literally metal, plastic, and other Chinese parts
I wonder If it says "made in china"
Not gonna lie that would be pretty funny,
We don't want to see another twist villain poorly made
Justice to the Pixar lamp's manufacturer
Jun 1, 2025
Jun 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM UTC
Ah, the Eiffel Tower,
Master of the oui ouis,
How's the heat expansion going this year?
Why is a lady married to you,
Do you like being looked at all day?
Anyways,
I bought you a ticket to Japan,
You should talk to Ms.Tokyo Tower
She's nice
Jun 1, 2025
Jun 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM UTC
What is youtube at this point,
Some people think that screaming at the screen will make you pay attention,
No,
The people want to see how the chickens were made through evolution,
Or maybe that's just me
At least I know the life of Rasputin,
Search him up,
That man had the craziest aura
Jun 1, 2025
Jun 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM UTC
Mr.Monopoly man,
I know we've talked before,
And I know you're angry
I swear I was joking around,
Just a little joke,
It was just a little poke
I swear I'll pay the rent,
And you don't look like a Dan,
You look more like John Marcus The Third,
Also,
The people must know about your illegal bird,
And the mafia you have
Not just that,
But how you bought all of New York and the people in it
I'll only pay the rent until you let the poor Yorkers in peace
If you want we can even make a poem together
Deal?
Jun 1, 2025
Jun 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM UTC