No more fucks
Given to you
You hurt me
I'll screw your friend
Give me your drinks
Don't take my cigs
I nearly knew you
So is that enough love
I hate you
You ruined everything
I can't make you an inspiration
You must be part of the subtraction
Of the bad that caused
Iife to hate me
I am sick of hating me
I'm a liar and a thief,
I feel no grief for the poor,
if I want, I'll spend some more,
just 'cause I can.
I'm blind and I'm numb,
I love to beat my drum of greed,
come here, let me plant a seed,
I'll manipulate your mind.
And you may ask why,
why would anyone listen to me?
Well friend, it's simple,
I have money.
I'm rude and inconsiderate,
Africans starve and wither away,
while I set here and shove my face,
with exotic pastries.
I'm deceitful and plain evil,
I love hearing the masses complain,
about how I don't share, I have no shame,
fuck off you measly peasants.
I most likely don't poop,
because I'm rich enough to not have too.
I'm also made of plastic,
being rich is fucking fantastic.
I'm the epitome of what you want to be,
rich, handsome, and some what happy.
But I'll never be happy enough,
because I can never have enough money.
I sit at home in giant rooms,
and eat money by the spoonful.
I love the way it gleams and shines,
under the chandelier in my dining room.
Best part of it all,
is the fact that I am free.
Free of taxes,
free of work,
free of everything.
So when you see me driving to the New York Stock Exchange,
bow before me,
kiss the floor please,
and don't forget to wave.
look at you
fumbling at the clasp
of your bra
to the core
hoping I see you
hoping I save you
as if there's a
who you've become
you plead with me
--breath of a cheap
to let you stay
you ask me if I
think you're pretty
sure I respond
sure you're pretty
hell I haven't met
many naked women
standing in my
bedroom who aren't
but I can't save you
I'm not the one who
will keep you honest
not the one to kiss
you on the head
and tell you goodnight
sure you're pretty and
sure I'll fuck you, baby
but I'm not sure
if I can fix you
I hope you dont think
My lack of consistence makes me weak
Cause if I stink
Persistence has a smell and I fuckin' wreak
Stuck in my speach,
Cause "I dont give a fuck" is hard to teach
So each week,
that goes by the life inside,gets weak
So life I find,
sometimes is outta reach
But... Time passes,
the days get longer and longer
Lookin' for answers in a pile of ashes,
as the resistance gets stronger
It's time to unwind, but I end up crashin',
cause I wandered
Keep it sublime, let the clock move slow like molasses,
while I ponder
It was strange almost as strange as Thanksgiving with Justin Bieber at his grandmother's house.
Yes I'm sure that wasn't the only thing getting stuffed that year.
Who doesn't enjoy being serenaded by their grandson as he's naked with his pick in one hand and
his dick in the other as he stands butt ball naked in the kitchen.
Thanks Canada your like a dirty girlfriend who instead of giving a great blowjob gave us herpes What do I expect from a country that also gave us maple syrup and call me maybe.
I know we just met and this sounds crazy but your countries music sucks so never call us okay.
I was alone in the Pub as usual hell what do you expect from a site that has a showcase yet has no more groups from which half of the showcases are named after .
Yeah the owner has that true modern day logic like having a music channel that only shows
reality show whores and knocked up bitches who complain about paying the bills yet are employed by the network yeah common sense it really is lost on stupid people.
I was having like half of a case when a hamster who shall remain unnamed due to she would
harm me if I spoke the name of which is not to be spoken of walked through the door.
Gonz set me up with a cold one I really need it.
Really hamster I never pegged you as a necrophilia kind of gal but to each his own
good thing I got the paper let me just check the obituaries and make some calls hey I herd Paul Walkers free.
I know I'm going to hell but honestly did you expect good taste in reading this shit ?
Are you fucking nuts?
The agitated little hamster asked as she looked at me with anger and possible rape in her eye's.
Look I can always hope good thing I forgot my whistle.
Just give me a cold beer you pervert and that joke was tasteless really have you no respect for anything?
I looked at the hamster after handing her the beer and thought deeply and hard pulling my mental hair at the same time even though I don't have any don't ask.
It's my job to make tasteless jokes and be a pervert what you think the time clock on the walls for?
Um employees ?
Well yeah it used to be until they whole health care shit I swear I give my workers one meal a week and provide a perfectly good basement for them now I got to give them health care duh
if I paid my bills what would I drink with ?
My customer who remains anonymous to protect the safety of my balls.
Looked at me in disgust uh oh looks like I might be getting a spanking as well.
You really keep those poor people locked in the basement ?
Duh person I cant say your name there not real people there here illegally.
How can you say that I should call the cops on you .
The hamster was turning red and from the threat of calling in the fuzz I knew she must be
serious yet still I knew deep down she was just playing hard to get with her threats and restraining orders but enough with the foreplay hamsters.
Look I really don't see what the big deal is ?
You have people trapped in your basement like some dirt bag smuggler.
Now you hold on a minute hamster how dare you insult me I said in my grown up voice
I know I can act like a grown up shocking isn't it?
I was about to tell this hamster just what I really thought of people who take advantage of people
who just want a better life and exploit others and really preach some of that moral shit that sounds real good yet isn't what I think cause I'm truly a ruthless bastard.
When I stopped and saw the clock oh shit hold that thought I almost forgot to feed the basement people.
I reached under the bar and grabbed four cartons of cigarettes and a case of wine.
What in the hell you only give those poor people booze and cigarettes ?
Well duh there French what else would they want?
Just then a voice came up from the dungeon I mean basement of the pub gonzo more wine
you American swine I hate you yet still I applaud your efforts in destroying that vile
man child Selena Gomez .
Ahh you got love the French sure that strange little man may stay drunk on a girl drink and smoke like a chimney but even he hates shit pop music as much as me.
My one and only reader slash customer slash person I enjoy annoying sat in shock.
You are so fucked up .
I looked as I took my seat behind the bar that no longer exists because some people
who shouldn't be allowed out of there cage run the site into the like button ground.
Yes hamster I'm a little ruff around the edges but when you get to know me.
You realize behind all the insults and perverted bad humor .
I'm well I'm far worse than you could ever imagine.
We sat there swapping stories the drinks flowed the French man in the basement yelled
something in that strange language he spoke once I couldn't understand cause I
don't speak German.
It was a true night to remember except for the part I forgot duh!
It was growing closer and closer to closing time I mixed us both a good strong drink
yet with a soft side and heart of gold like a awesome hooker or that man tranny Kim Kardashian .
Well I guess better head out Gonz.
Aren't you feeling like your going to pass out .
Um no why ?
Dammit its really getting bad when you cant trust a good street dealer to quality
The hamster was headed out the door but before she left she turned and said.
Oh yeah and you might need to grab a pillow.
And then everything went black but not like in the NBA .
No indeed I was out like Charlie sheen after a really good coke binge when he used to be cool.
I awoke upon the floor alone cold and hurting in a area far more strange than fifty one
dammit man whya alien would travel across the galaxy only to corn hole rednecks and poetic madmen is beyond me but enough about what some owners of websites do in there off time.
Upon the bar sat the only cure for my troubles a double shot of good blended whiskey.
Next to it a note on a bar napkin .
Dear Gonz next time remember to remember which drink you spiked you dumbass .
I had to laugh and sit really funny the seat was a bit uncomfortable get your heads out of the gutter
children your almost as bad as me.
Until next time kids remember .
Good humor bad humor its just fucking a joke to begin with so lighten the fuck up.
Cheers and stay crazy.
And remember if it offends nobody forced you to read it to begin with.
Drinks on me cheers.
Fuck your face value bullshit rapist fuckin' views
Cut this nations claws off before their even used
Sick of this shit, it's all we ever get,
Blasted on every fuckin' screen that we use
They tell us how to live, how to look, how to learn, how to yearn
What we want, what we need, what we can't fuckin' be
It's a shame, it's a pain, it's bull shit, it's vein, I'm fuckin' enraged
We sit and soak up these words, choke, it's absurd
Like it matters in the end, we all fall victim again
Cause it's fuckin' engrained inside our fuckin' veins
We need to be told, cause we're afraid on our own
The voice in our head, belongs to them instead
We forgot to question what's real, what's a big fuckin' deal
Accept it again, and again, and again
Til' I'm beating my head off the wall cause I'm tired of you all.
Leave her alone
she is obvi annoyed
shut the fuck up
go play with yourself
like u probs do
shes my best friend
don't call her names
she may be cute
but shes scary as fuck
mess with her
you mess with me
mess with me
you're dead meat
don't call her names
don't say shes fat
shes not ugly
shes just fine
she always makes me laugh
leave her alone
she doesn't need your bullshit
you fucking assholes seriously
GO TO HELL
Why shan't thou answer to me?
Emburse yourself until wholly submerged in my unholy divergence
Poor form tormented soul
Roll your pain in a j dipped in chloroform
Embrace my urges to purge the remnants of sanity
Spilling and screaming profanities at humanity
Confuddling all posers with my bastardized prose
Please, continue badgering and nagging me
with your buttfucking menagerie of trivial drudgery
I'm in misery go ahead and bludgeon me
Square in the noggin
So I can jog it while juggling nails from my coffin
Cancer-ridden addler babbling mad adages
Scoffing jealous skeptics -
Contort your face in ghastly panic
as I unleash dastardly antics of pandemic proportions and skullfuck you
Candid, my penchance enchants
Heavy-handedly in animated suspension
Supplant reality augmentation
Ramifications of my imagination
Implicating anal ransacking
and seafaring through crab infestations
Wreaking havoc and bequeathing vengeance
I'm a fire breathing grim reaper reaking of reefer
Off is the nearest direction in which to fuck
Dissect my erection with your tongue
Turnt up humping plumpies in the rump
just for the fun of it until I erupt
Remember i'm avid for dismembering appendages
I expect you're exceptional at accepting a barrage of septic bombardment
chance of success: logistics analysis zero percentage
Superbly superlative and speculative
So fast on adderal I make the Mad Hatter's head spin
Quicker than you can snap
Giving your family heart attacks
Smack you in the face
While fapping my fabulous lap rocket
thunderously plundering under covers
Springloaded with faux pas' so hot
Make your mother's pussy pop out and say hello
Foxy grandmas jaxing off my cock -
Bingo wings beckoning me
More fellatio; fucking head explodes
Slathered with double entendres
My passages smooth as laxatives
Brain grinding like acid
Bombastic fat bitches making my dick go flaccid
Valuable disparaging slut butts malleable like putty
Barbarically barrel rolling into dat ass
rip it to shreds like confetti
Power Pole extend
Face pressed into your panties
Inhaling the wafting aromatic stenches
of distant French fish factories
If nose goes go slow grow low
Throwing those yoloing hoes out windows
This shits simply bonkers
I conquer fear me
Clearly getting dome from your dearly betrothed
Now she bridal and my seeds spiraling virally
Vital signs finalizing
Bounce that ass like jello
Swell; I'm in your hair like gel
Now swallow my jollies and don't bother
Unless you hollerin and giving me dollars
Zealots idol my harlotry
BITCH DON'T HARSH MY MELLOW
SWEAR I'LL MARSH YOUR MALLOWS
crack crack crack my back
rip rip rip my hip
maim my brain
fuck my body
wring me out and hang me up
for the vultures to peck
when there are no field mice left
cut my hair
and burn my breasts
scalp my head
and rape my chest
and i'll love
i'll love i'll love you forever
when you put you put you put me together
when you make you make you make me forget
all that you fail to regret
when you make you make you make me think
that you make you make you make me happy
but i know i know i know you suck
i know you suck'
Knocking on wood is cheap
when a fire is close to the surface
so call me a jerk
if I don't care for your problems
take a problem make a problem break a few hearts
I had an epiphany
a revelation of sorts
we all have two voices in our head
(at least two)
yin to yang
moon to sun
one of them is overly positive
a naive buffoon talking about lovely flower power
a sarcastic monster
a real asshole
chirping in with
"You took that poor fellows order down wrong
you should probably go ahead and kill yourself."
now I know incest is wrong
but I've been trying to get these two chaps to fuck
artificial mental insemination
they haven't quite come to terms with each other yet
but we're getting there
I guess you could call me