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The hermit and his hand
Sticky fingers and solitude
kama sutra of the fingers

#life   #sex   #loner   #free   #wild   #happysad   #solo   #hermit  
not content, new wank bank
POETIC T
POETIC T
May 10, 2014

I have them in my mind, a
place for me to use and abuse,
when alone and where no one
can see. I visualise what I need,
those lovely ladies recorded
in thoughts used by me.

My neighbour she's as hot as
could be, but after to many uses
she has become a bore. What
once went hard with a thought,
now my cheese stick slumps
not content, new wank bank
material is needed so on goes the TV

O ye this is good, weather girls
low cut tops in the bank they go
for use later for me. But I need
that girl to light the meat, to get
me well hard, so I see one woman
in the bank ready for me.

I test drive her not as good as could be,
so I swap parts saved in the file, now
perfect for lonely fun. the thought
of her lube and me.

All men and woman are nearly the
same, they have a wank bank for
those times when lonely. Be it butts,
legs, breasts or meat hanging or the
slit between the legs. We all have
that special some one that is with
us when are fingers and palms
get happy...

Every one has a wank bank..

I remember the first time I ejaculated,
I thought I was having a seizure-
or that I had somehow malfunctioned the Matrix
and had broken through
a fold of reality;
some white-noise ladder to greater plains,
throbbing, animal convulsions,
and a peak that only death
could overpower.

I remember crashing into shame
upon my return, versus the smug welcome
of oxytocin and my adult life;
not knowing to what extent
my penis would dominate my mind;

you know, I cannot write a poem
without noticing my loneliness,
all the blowjobs I have left behind.
For that moment, in my New Found Orgasm,
I was paralysed at the thought of a sober life,
and ever since that moment,
ever since that night,
I have been searching for those higher plains
in the lowest branches of myself.

Now I smoke my fill and redden my eyes
to bleed out old anxieties,
dry up old tears whilst softening scars
that I have collected over years
spent indoors, hiding from danger.
I remember the first time I ejaculated,
how it came to me by accident,
a repeated motion of unknown emotions;
the undulations in her breath;
even now I still sit by myself,
and make love out of whatever is left.

(C) 26.05.2015
Spank it, wank it,pull it hard, call it a Name,
POETIC T

Spank it, wank it,pull it hard, call it a Name,
Make it hard, just us those palm muscles
That have been working over time on this
Single person and their knackered hand.

Fondle it, shout at it, fuck this doesn't usually
Happen, dam why are you not going hard.

Put lube on it make it wet, like in a pussy
Just imagine two wet lips legs nicely spread
Apart, just  pam and her five sisters and a
Lonely curved palm.

Use your imagination so it,ll stay hopefully
Hard, my god my hands going dead this is
To much like hard work.

Tug in silence or moan out loud, over a magazine
Or over porn on TV, sound turned down don't
Want other to know, what ever floats the boat just
To get to that point that you need to ooze it all out.

But for the love of god make sure your door is locked,
To have your mother or wife walk in saying,

"WHAT THE FUCK,

You'll be limp in a second, and lost for a good excuse.
Of why you got lube, toilet roll and hand spanking
While shouting filthy dirty words out.

My lovely wife is the world's biggest complainer.
You can search Wikipedia on ANY subject
and she'll have something nasty to say about it.

That's just one of the reasons I love her.

If I gave you another reason,
she'd just start bitching again.

#son   #bitch   #trash   #burn   #kill   #talk   #shit   #grief   #find   #attack   #complain   #fml   #ride   #bag   #slam   #rip   #dog   #crap   #flame   #crack   #fault   #object   #whine   #protest   #lament   #pan   #shaft   #grieve   #wife   #punk   #trending   #charge   #lay   #knock   #lew   #beef   #grumble   #beryldov   #par   #disagree   #disapprove   #diss   #dissent   #fry   #defy   #fault-finding   #peck   #smack   #censure   #gripe   #grouse   #reproach   #fuss   #demur   #rubbish   #carp   #debo   #groan   #wail   #blaze   #accuse   #criticize   #denounce   #fret   #moan   #oppose   #ascribe   #bellyache   #bemoan   #bewail   #cavil   #contravene   #deplore   #deprecate   #differ   #expostulate   #gainsay   #growl   #impute   #indict   #nag   #refute   #remonstrate   #repine   #snivel   #whimper   #bother   #objurgate   #hack   #wank   #bust-on   #all-over   #rag   #yammer   #dis   #backhanded-compliment   #bad-mouth   #be-all-over   #bitch-out   #bollock   #bust-balls   #bust-chops   #bust-hump   #crack-on   #flack   #lay-into   #ream   #reem   #rip-a-new-asshole   #set-straight   #slag-off   #take-shit   #talk-shit   #talk-trash   #trash-talk   #zinger   #zwa   #hypercriticize   #nitpick   #pick-at   #quibble   #wikipedia  

'One Man's Trash is Another Man's Treasure'
should be the sign posted
in front of every antique store full of shit.

#sad   #gay   #death   #vestige   #fake   #up   #in   #bullshit   #of   #fight   #ice   #weak   #rap   #the   #a   #piece   #shit   #honey   #out   #like   #false   #ugly   #over   #pieces   #bomb   #drag   #luck   #bag   #loud   #ten   #hunger   #cake   #tea   #suck   #waste   #bite   #from   #scum   #piss   #crap   #stuff   #scarred   #ghetto   #fragments   #lame   #sword   #fucking   #welfare   #bull   #twisted   #jump   #nasty   #monument   #screw   #rarity   #refuse   #ass   #shitty   #sugar   #beat   #trending   #shark   #bum   #filth   #bush   #toilet   #junk   #relic   #ruin   #fail   #lew   #turd   #butt   #sausage   #pish   #stink   #pants   #badger   #residue   #beryldov   #antiques   #pounds   #scraps   #litter   #league   #bobo   #dodgy   #jacked   #whack   #sediment   #dump   #dicks   #brutal   #crappy   #bogus   #scrap   #booty   #debris   #dregs   #dross   #offal   #rubbish   #rubble   #sweepings   #boot-leg   #jank   #kife   #skank   #yuck   #pits   #antiquity   #sucky   #excess   #404   #antwacky   #assful   #bad-ass   #beater   #beat-up   #bollocks   #booey   #brutes   #bunk   #buns   #busted   #chincy   #chintzy   #chump   #cottage   #craptacular   #craptastic   #crummy   #freaking   #fubar   #fuckward   #fugazi   #hack   #hacked   #hackish   #hellacious   #hoopty   #hype   #jecka   #lame-ass   #warmed   #loc   #mank   #naff   #nas   #pid   #piss-ant   #poopy   #rassclat   #reechy   #retarded   #rinky-dink   #salty   #fest   #sausage-party   #sheisty   #shits   #sol   #spork   #tacky   #five-pound-bag   #terribad   #tore   #tow   #trif   #uncool   #wank   #worked   #artifact   #heirloom   #bygone   #objet   #dart   #objet-dfart   #droppings   #leavings   #oddments   #rummage   #scourings   #shavings   #odds-and-ends  
all I said was pretty please...Will you wank my willy, while winding up my windmill
Matt Jursin
Matt Jursin
Mar 3, 2010

I got into an altercation over a little alliteration. I offended and cant amend it. It was more than an argument, I was almost arrested. I obviously pissed someone off with my honest offering. I wasn't teasing. See, all I said was pretty please...Will you wank my willy, while winding up my windmill and blowing between my buttcheeks?

I dunno what I was thinking, dont ask=-)
You don't half talk some wank".
Dennis Lancet
Dennis Lancet
Aug 18, 2013

"Don't think of me;
this moment, blot
out
this voice of mine. These
looks
irresistible to me though you are
avert your gaze from mine.
Consider, instead,
A Memory in Teakwood
Magnolia Wash;
voices ring down a corridor,
rising, and fading,  
fading and rising;
or the spiralling diaphanous mystery of childhood",
I said.

She said, "Ooh,
You don't half talk some wank".

 
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