not content, new wank bank
POETIC T
POETIC T
May 10

I have them in my mind, a
place for me to use and abuse,
when alone and where no one
can see. I visualise what I need,
those lovely ladies recorded
in thoughts used by me.

My neighbour she's as hot as
could be, but after to many uses
she has become a bore. What
once went hard with a thought,
now my cheese stick slumps
not content, new wank bank
material is needed so on goes the TV

O ye this is good, weather girls
low cut tops in the bank they go
for use later for me. But I need
that girl to light the meat, to get
me well hard, so I see one woman
in the bank ready for me.

I test drive her not as good as could be,
so I swap parts saved in the file, now
perfect for lonely fun. the thought
of her lube and me.

All men and woman are nearly the
same, they have a wank bank for
those times when lonely. Be it butts,
legs, breasts or meat hanging or the
slit between the legs. We all have
that special some one that is with
us when are fingers and palms
get happy...

Every one has a wank bank..

My lovely wife is the world's biggest complainer.
You can search Wikipedia on ANY subject
and she'll have something nasty to say about it.

That's just one of the reasons I love her.

If I gave you another reason,
she'd just start bitching again.

#son   #bitch   #trash   #burn   #kill   #talk   #shit   #grief   #find   #attack   #complain   #fml   #ride   #bag   #slam   #rip   #dog   #crap   #flame   #crack   #fault   #object   #whine   #protest   #lament   #pan   #shaft   #grieve   #wife   #punk   #trending   #charge   #lay   #knock   #lew   #beef   #grumble   #beryldov   #par   #disagree   #disapprove   #diss   #dissent   #fry   #defy   #fault-finding   #peck   #smack   #censure   #gripe   #grouse   #reproach   #fuss   #demur   #rubbish   #carp   #debo   #groan   #wail   #blaze   #accuse   #criticize   #denounce   #fret   #moan   #oppose   #ascribe   #bellyache   #bemoan   #bewail   #cavil   #contravene   #deplore   #deprecate   #differ   #expostulate   #gainsay   #growl   #impute   #indict   #nag   #refute   #remonstrate   #repine   #snivel   #whimper   #bother   #objurgate   #hack   #wank   #bust-on   #all-over   #rag   #yammer   #dis   #backhanded-compliment   #bad-mouth   #be-all-over   #bitch-out   #bollock   #bust-balls   #bust-chops   #bust-hump   #crack-on   #flack   #lay-into   #ream   #reem   #rip-a-new-asshole   #set-straight   #slag-off   #take-shit   #talk-shit   #talk-trash   #trash-talk   #zinger   #zwa   #hypercriticize   #nitpick   #pick-at   #quibble   #wikipedia  

'One Man's Trash is Another Man's Treasure'
should be the sign posted
in front of every antique store full of shit.

#sad   #gay   #death   #vestige   #fake   #up   #in   #bullshit   #of   #fight   #ice   #weak   #rap   #the   #a   #piece   #shit   #honey   #out   #like   #false   #ugly   #over   #pieces   #bomb   #drag   #luck   #bag   #loud   #ten   #hunger   #cake   #tea   #suck   #waste   #bite   #from   #scum   #piss   #crap   #stuff   #scarred   #ghetto   #fragments   #lame   #sword   #fucking   #welfare   #bull   #twisted   #jump   #nasty   #monument   #screw   #rarity   #refuse   #ass   #shitty   #sugar   #beat   #trending   #shark   #bum   #filth   #bush   #toilet   #junk   #relic   #ruin   #fail   #lew   #turd   #butt   #sausage   #pish   #stink   #pants   #badger   #residue   #beryldov   #antiques   #pounds   #scraps   #litter   #league   #bobo   #dodgy   #jacked   #whack   #sediment   #dump   #dicks   #brutal   #crappy   #bogus   #scrap   #booty   #debris   #dregs   #dross   #offal   #rubbish   #rubble   #sweepings   #boot-leg   #jank   #kife   #skank   #yuck   #pits   #antiquity   #sucky   #excess   #404   #antwacky   #assful   #bad-ass   #beater   #beat-up   #bollocks   #booey   #brutes   #bunk   #buns   #busted   #chincy   #chintzy   #chump   #cottage   #craptacular   #craptastic   #crummy   #freaking   #fubar   #fuckward   #fugazi   #hack   #hacked   #hackish   #hellacious   #hoopty   #hype   #jecka   #lame-ass   #warmed   #loc   #mank   #naff   #nas   #pid   #piss-ant   #poopy   #rassclat   #reechy   #retarded   #rinky-dink   #salty   #fest   #sausage-party   #sheisty   #shits   #sol   #spork   #tacky   #five-pound-bag   #terribad   #tore   #tow   #trif   #uncool   #wank   #worked   #artifact   #heirloom   #bygone   #objet   #dart   #objet-dfart   #droppings   #leavings   #oddments   #rummage   #scourings   #shavings   #odds-and-ends  
all I said was pretty please...Will you wank my willy, while winding up my windmill
Matt Jursin
Matt Jursin
Mar 3, 2010

I got into an altercation over a little alliteration. I offended and cant amend it. It was more than an argument, I was almost arrested. I obviously pissed someone off with my honest offering. I wasn't teasing. See, all I said was pretty please...Will you wank my willy, while winding up my windmill and blowing between my buttcheeks?

I dunno what I was thinking, dont ask=-)
You don't half talk some wank".
Dennis Lancet
Dennis Lancet
Aug 18, 2013

"Don't think of me;
this moment, blot
out
this voice of mine. These
looks
irresistible to me though you are
avert your gaze from mine.
Consider, instead,
A Memory in Teakwood
Magnolia Wash;
voices ring down a corridor,
rising, and fading,  
fading and rising;
or the spiralling diaphanous mystery of childhood",
I said.

She said, "Ooh,
You don't half talk some wank".

Blown handy our daily wank
Jeff Barbanell

Look down
From on high
Lord knows
How bleeds your sharp knife
Incisor
My pack fights tooth and nail
Our brood suckles hard
Gets our due from each teat
Renewable Romulus and Remus
Makes Mother happy
Her pups engaged
Zeus burst his brain making you
Jupiter’s irrational exuberance
Pumped up
Hear me now
Believe me later
We guttersnipes must contend
With your white largesse
Piss on us trickler
At least give us jobs
Blown handy our daily wank
Rather eat ass
Off a silver platter
Served by Salome

Bored of the wank
Melanie Kate
Melanie Kate
Oct 10, 2009

Just a disappointment

I don't hate,
It’s just wasteful-
Breathing in
and never breathing out.

The space is empty
with crammed tug-of-wars
dragging my heart,
Heart dragging months.

I don't think
any less or worse-
Character undefined. Always repetitive.
Bored of the wank
pulling over old paintings;
Same as yesterday,same as before.

I don't cry
for actions cowardly
shunted inwards;
Explosion due released.
The shedding tears,
carving maps upon lips,
design attention
inward reaps deliverance.

I don't hurt
for lacking sensitivity-
desire for one embellished
with lapping present conviction.
The same minuscule point,
returned again and again-
Intentions to change;
Stairwell to nowhere.

(c) Mel D. Ltd. (10 Oct. 09) 2009
For Nank and wank and gigolo
heidi
May 13, 2011

A barraster at law no less
I wouldnt trust I must confess
Looking down your pointed nose
seductively holding pose
Your linkedIn profile
who could see
just how you get your
filthy fee

Perverted farming
Filthy creeps
In Hi ace vans
and blacked out jeeps
Gratefully they pay their fee
In return for an STD

Heres the justice overflow
For Nank and wank and gigolo
I'm returning him to you
When I scrape him from my shoe
For you my dear a final fact
His STD is still intact!
Enjoy!

"What's it called when girls wank?"

Sitting in our tutorial
Just me and Nick
Both surreptiously
Watching the seconds tick

"Kevin", Nick pauses,
I'm glad he's got something to say,
"What's it called when girls wank?"

OK, wasn't expecting that...

I ponder for a second
To consider my response
I'd quite like it if  I don't have to say the word 'wank' myself
Or any synonym.

Fortunately, spurred on by his youth,
Nick saves the day:
"Is it called fingering?"

"Yeah I think either one would do
Now let's get back to this history,
Where did Hitler bomb in 1942?"

So the lesson continues
Just Nick and me
Both surreptiously
Massively relieved


PS
Strictly speaking, 'fingering' is when someone else's hand is involved.
'To finger oneself' is the equivalent to masturbating.
I have no regrets that I failed to make this distinction at the time.

Part 2 (a few weeks later)

"Kevin, this might sound like a funny question, but
Have you heard of a camel-toe?"
Me: "er...No"

 
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