SweetJacksonFan
SweetJacksonFan
May 27, 2014

Don't freshen your breath.

Make your breath fresh!

27th May 2014

Inspired by bad breath
This is my writing and not a poem.  It started as a joke on Facebook which caused a reaction by many. I felt compelled to add this memorable piece to my collection which is clearly not loved however viewed by many.  I guess it must be the title.  As much as 11.3k views on 17th Nov 2014 and I don't think it has peaked!  By the way, I am a gifted poet but this is not a poem.  This is just me being me.  Read further down for my epic poems. "Wolf of Wall Street", "Charlie Sheen", "Black, Brown, Yellow & White", "The Dude", "Jack", "Cubism", "Cigarette". Actually most of my poems are epic!  Trust me when I say that there is no poet quite like me.  I really am the chosen one.

420 views & 0 likes as at 6th July 2014 at 09:48.  Does anyone get what I'm saying? :-)

1k views on 2nd Sept 2014 at 22:37 with only 1 like :-(  What's wrong with all of you.

9.1k views on 5th Nov 2014. Holy Moly :-)

9.2k views on 6th Nov 2014.  I think it's about time I put the above into context.  What I'm trying to say is brush your teeth instead of using mints, chewing gum and mint spray to freshen your breath.
modern society thinks of hygiene.
Lee
Lee
Feb 11, 2013

I think of you
the same way
modern society thinks of hygiene.
You are severely undervalued by most
and eternally needed.

Felicia C
Felicia C
Jul 11, 2014

It was cold and I was tired
so I fell asleep
with the taste of Sunday still in my mouth

February 2014
This is a poem about brushing your teeth before bed.
#teeth   #silly   #hygiene  
SweetJacksonFan
SweetJacksonFan
May 28, 2014

Don't lick the mixing spoon.
Don't lick the serving spoon.
For crying out loud!
Saliva is not an ingredient I want in my meal.

28th May 2014

Inspired by people who don't have food manners.
#food   #hygiene   #manners   #cooking   #hosting  
Sam Hain
Sam Hain
Aug 21, 2015

You know you've got a problem
    When candy is more than dandy—
When all you want is sugar,
    And start trading teeth for candy.

O.O

#addiction   #drugs   #candy   #teeth   #sugar   #hygiene   #dental  
Dookie
Dookie
Mar 6, 2014

my pits smell just fine
i don't need deodorant
so go fuck yourself

I didn’t shower this morning.
That’s fine since
I intend
to bathe in sin
come evening.

The above is a true story.

The fine people at New Holland Brewing make a bourbon barrel stout. Dragon's Milk. It comes in 4 packs and bombers. Start with the bomber. Trust me. I'm not shilling, as such, its just that I'm sure there a lot of good poems at the bottoms of those bottles.

Why can't people just wash
Their hands after the toilet. .

#illness   #lazy   #spread   #germs  

You cannot help someone
if they won't help themselves.
If you have hinted
Confronted them about the problem
And they get  all defensive .
I get frustrated  
When they look away.
And when they are in denial
When I try to point out to them
It's for their own well being.
They seems to be a lack of conmucation.
What can you do when
People neglect their personal care.
Just stand by and watch
Them detoirate
And not do a single Thing about it.

Mental health care in the community is poor ..people are sadly neglected..
#home   #care   #needs   #neglected   #hygiene   #carers  
M
M
Dec 1, 2015

"Remember when"s are words I should not dip too far into
the well of the past because I don't know what else has fallen
down there in the mud. Broken glass will cut your hand
when see-through hearts have shattered into pieces of black
used water- not to be drunk again, even if they tell you it is clean
I am scared it is not clean now, and will never be. What about me?

this one is a bit of a joke, a conglomeration of some phrases I've heard recently.
 
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