May 27, 2014

Don't freshen your breath.

Make your breath fresh!

27th May 2014

Inspired by bad breath
This is my writing and not a poem.  It started as a joke on Facebook which caused a reaction by many. I felt compelled to add this memorable piece to my collection which is clearly not loved however viewed by many.  I guess it must be the title.  As much as 11.3k views on 17th Nov 2014 and I don't think it has peaked!  By the way, I am a gifted poet but this is not a poem.  This is just me being me.  Read further down for my epic poems. "Wolf of Wall Street", "Charlie Sheen", "Black, Brown, Yellow & White", "The Dude", "Jack", "Cubism", "Cigarette". Actually most of my poems are epic!  Trust me when I say that there is no poet quite like me.  I really am the chosen one.

420 views & 0 likes as at 6th July 2014 at 09:48.  Does anyone get what I'm saying? :-)

1k views on 2nd Sept 2014 at 22:37 with only 1 like :-(  What's wrong with all of you.

9.1k views on 5th Nov 2014. Holy Moly :-)

9.2k views on 6th Nov 2014.  I think it's about time I put the above into context.  What I'm trying to say is brush your teeth instead of using mints, chewing gum and mint spray to freshen your breath.
modern society thinks of hygiene.
Feb 11, 2013

I think of you
the same way
modern society thinks of hygiene.
You are severely undervalued by most
and eternally needed.

Felicia C
Felicia C
Jul 11, 2014

It was cold and I was tired
so I fell asleep
with the taste of Sunday still in my mouth

February 2014
This is a poem about brushing your teeth before bed.
#teeth   #silly   #hygiene  
May 28, 2014

Don't lick the mixing spoon.
Don't lick the serving spoon.
For crying out loud!
Saliva is not an ingredient I want in my meal.

28th May 2014

Inspired by people who don't have food manners.
#food   #hygiene   #manners   #cooking   #hosting  
Sam Hain
Sam Hain
Aug 21, 2015

You know you've got a problem
    When candy is more than dandy—
When all you want is sugar,
    And start trading teeth for candy.


#addiction   #drugs   #candy   #teeth   #sugar   #hygiene   #dental  

I'm involved with a woman twice my weight. Sewer exchange unit and snake-ass freely for it's my center of commerce, center of attention...fired up with ass itch.
   Welcome to Sweater Land. What'cha doin' in
that tee shirt? Mind Over Matter: How I stopped
beating my wife & loving my grandmother.
   I love the sense of freedom I get when I walk around
naked, of course, the people who run the bank only love
money. I stand firm in my lesbian conviction. How to
use Big Tits in a sentence: Marry me Big Tits.
   Toby Mouse entered the forest and was
ambushed by niggers./Toby Mouse entered the
forest and was suddenly attacked by African-Americans.
   Daniel Boone was a man, was a big man, but the shark
was bitey so he swam like a whitey up the stream.
   The Story of Low Ass...I reached in my boot & scratched my ass.
   I wanna get a job @ church worshiping Jesus
for money. Señors y señores: The tulip of death!
   My underwear is as fresh now as the day I put them on.

Mar 6, 2014

my pits smell just fine
i don't need deodorant
so go fuck yourself

Busbar Dancer
Busbar Dancer
Mar 18, 2016

I didn’t shower this morning.
That’s fine since
I intend
to bathe in sin
come evening.

The above is a true story.

The fine people at New Holland Brewing make a bourbon barrel stout. Dragon's Milk. It comes in 4 packs and bombers. Start with the bomber. Trust me. I'm not shilling, as such, its just that I'm sure there a lot of good poems at the bottoms of those bottles.

Why can't people just wash
Their hands after the toilet. .

#illness   #lazy   #spread   #germs  
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