Don't freshen your breath.
Make your breath fresh!
27th May 2014
This is my writing and not a poem. It started as a joke on Facebook which caused a reaction by many. I felt compelled to add this memorable piece to my collection which is clearly not loved however viewed by many. I guess it must be the title. As much as 11.3k views on 17th Nov 2014 and I don't think it has peaked! By the way, I am a gifted poet but this is not a poem. This is just me being me. Read further down for my epic poems. "Wolf of Wall Street", "Charlie Sheen", "Black, Brown, Yellow & White", "The Dude", "Jack", "Cubism", "Cigarette". Actually most of my poems are epic! Trust me when I say that there is no poet quite like me. I really am the chosen one.
420 views & 0 likes as at 6th July 2014 at 09:48. Does anyone get what I'm saying? :-)
1k views on 2nd Sept 2014 at 22:37 with only 1 like :-( What's wrong with all of you.
9.1k views on 5th Nov 2014. Holy Moly :-)
9.2k views on 6th Nov 2014. I think it's about time I put the above into context. What I'm trying to say is brush your teeth instead of using mints, chewing gum and mint spray to freshen your breath.
I'm involved with a woman twice my weight. Sewer exchange unit and snake-ass freely for it's my center of commerce, center of attention...fired up with ass itch.
Welcome to Sweater Land. What'cha doin' in
that tee shirt? Mind Over Matter: How I stopped
beating my wife & loving my grandmother.
I love the sense of freedom I get when I walk around
naked, of course, the people who run the bank only love
money. I stand firm in my lesbian conviction. How to
use Big Tits in a sentence: Marry me Big Tits.
Toby Mouse entered the forest and was
ambushed by niggers./Toby Mouse entered the
forest and was suddenly attacked by African-Americans.
Daniel Boone was a man, was a big man, but the shark
was bitey so he swam like a whitey up the stream.
The Story of Low Ass...I reached in my boot & scratched my ass.
I wanna get a job @ church worshiping Jesus
for money. Señors y señores: The tulip of death!
My underwear is as fresh now as the day I put them on.
I didn’t shower this morning.
That’s fine since
to bathe in sin
The fine people at New Holland Brewing make a bourbon barrel stout. Dragon's Milk. It comes in 4 packs and bombers. Start with the bomber. Trust me. I'm not shilling, as such, its just that I'm sure there a lot of good poems at the bottoms of those bottles.