Don't freshen your breath.
Make your breath fresh!
27th May 2014
This is my writing and not a poem. It started as a joke on Facebook which caused a reaction by many. I felt compelled to add this memorable piece to my collection which is clearly not loved however viewed by many. I guess it must be the title. As much as 11.3k views on 17th Nov 2014 and I don't think it has peaked! By the way, I am a gifted poet but this is not a poem. This is just me being me. Read further down for my epic poems. "Wolf of Wall Street", "Charlie Sheen", "Black, Brown, Yellow & White", "The Dude", "Jack", "Cubism", "Cigarette". Actually most of my poems are epic! Trust me when I say that there is no poet quite like me. I really am the chosen one.
420 views & 0 likes as at 6th July 2014 at 09:48. Does anyone get what I'm saying? :-)
1k views on 2nd Sept 2014 at 22:37 with only 1 like :-( What's wrong with all of you.
9.1k views on 5th Nov 2014. Holy Moly :-)
9.2k views on 6th Nov 2014. I think it's about time I put the above into context. What I'm trying to say is brush your teeth instead of using mints, chewing gum and mint spray to freshen your breath.
I didn’t shower this morning.
That’s fine since
to bathe in sin
The fine people at New Holland Brewing make a bourbon barrel stout. Dragon's Milk. It comes in 4 packs and bombers. Start with the bomber. Trust me. I'm not shilling, as such, its just that I'm sure there a lot of good poems at the bottoms of those bottles.
You cannot help someone
if they won't help themselves.
If you have hinted
Confronted them about the problem
And they get all defensive .
I get frustrated
When they look away.
And when they are in denial
When I try to point out to them
It's for their own well being.
They seems to be a lack of conmucation.
What can you do when
People neglect their personal care.
Just stand by and watch
And not do a single Thing about it.
"Remember when"s are words I should not dip too far into
the well of the past because I don't know what else has fallen
down there in the mud. Broken glass will cut your hand
when see-through hearts have shattered into pieces of black
used water- not to be drunk again, even if they tell you it is clean
I am scared it is not clean now, and will never be. What about me?
I pay respects to Mrs. Claus,
The modest queen of Christmastide
And the north wind and arctic air.
Her role she never boasts, and yet,
The Muse and glory of her spouse,
The great goodwill that Santa shares
Begins in her and in her house.
She never boasts the good she does,
And very few have known truth
That children all across the world
Prepare for her each new lost tooth;
For Mrs. Claus, she wears two hats,
And when those kids with little paws
Count up their coins, they know she came—
The "Tooth Fairy", or Mrs. Claus.