elska
elska
Aug 24, 2014

officialism
and
verisimilitude,
lovelies,
the melody of summer
the hauntings of past halves and ghosts
anticipation for newness, phases
of seventeen numerals and choral capacity,  sweaters to survive cold classrooms
but the people never heal you
the scar stays the same

-cj

The soul, O ganders, flies beyond the parks
And far beyond the discords of the wind.

A bronze rain from the sun descending marks
The death of summer, which that time endures

Like one who scrawls a listless testament
Of golden quirks and Paphian caricatures,

Bequeathing your white feathers to the moon
And giving your bland motions to the air.

Behold, already on the long parades
The crows anoint the statues with their dirt.

And the soul, O ganders, being lonely, flies
Beyond your chilly chariots, to the skies.

Someone's speaking rhetoric - do they want
an answer? Maybe not and when you ask them
they seem to have forgot, in denial and afraid
of being on trial; biting sarcasm reduces one

To a spasm, two into a chasm and three has 'em
in a box, cornered like a nervous runnig fox
I'll hold off and have some compassion - I think
today I've given all my ration: greatness is

Born from tolerance, modesty, knowledge, intuition
and honesty but most important is knowing when
to administer a degree of each - am I good enough
to teach this homespun philosophy - of course not

Keep your thoughts to myself, don't bore you and me -
come back one day when you have your PhD

Things dn't suck;  
        yu're  
  nly
     prjecting
      yur black
 hle
    ⓞf a
    sul
.

Please visit my:
Haters [1]
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/697450/haters-1/
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antidisestablishmentultracrepidarianism


(Learn what it means before you open your fat traps again, bitches.)

Ultracrepidarianism is the habit of giving opinions and advice on matters outside of one's knowledge.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultracrepidarianism
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I know it is the wise thing
to educate rather than denigrate my critics,
to engage them in rational debate,
to show them the flaws in their logic,
to reduce the argument to one of semantics
and then turn the other cheek.

But sometimes it is a lot more satisfying
to punch them in their stupid fucking faces.

Please visit my:
Haters [2] 10w
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/713299/haters-2-10w/
.
#hate   #torment   #attack   #cut   #report   #worth   #identity   #cents   #crime   #opposition   #blame   #note   #beating   #quarrel   #jumping   #accusation   #commentary   #statement   #aggression   #crack   #against   #explanation   #observation   #beliefs   #criticism   #based   #opinion   #sarcasm   #or   #discussion   #assault   #trending   #charge   #comeback   #dig   #group   #pointed   #critics   #lew   #beef   #grumble   #comment   #censorship   #strike   #beryldov   #bashing   #dictum   #persecution   #disapprobation   #disapproval   #disfavor   #disparagement   #dispute   #review   #elucidation   #exposition   #haters   #slur   #verbal   #belligerence   #calumny   #censure   #combativeness   #denigration   #denunciation   #impugnment   #libel   #pugnacity   #slander   #vilification   #barb   #noun   #affront   #gibe   #insult   #rebuff   #scoff   #sneer   #ideological   #bias   #condemnation   #harassment   #hounding   #offensive   #complaint   #bickering   #grievance   #gripe   #grouse   #objection   #protestation   #rhubarb   #squabble   #animadversion   #arraignment   #attribution   #castigation   #chiding   #depreciation   #diatribe   #expostulation   #exprobation   #impeachment   #implication   #imputation   #incrimination   #inculpation   #indictment   #invective   #objurgation   #obloquy   #rebuke   #recrimination   #remonstrance   #reprehension   #reprimand   #reproach   #reprobation   #reproof   #repudiation   #tirade   #annotation   #backtalk   #buzz   #editorial   #footnote   #gloss   #hearsay   #illustration   #input   #mention   #mouthful   #obiter   #remark   #wisecrack   #individual-abuse  

I know it is the wise thing
to educate rather than denigrate my critics,
to engage them in rational debate,
to show them the flaws in their logic,
to reduce the argument to one of semantics
and then turn the other cheek.

But sometimes it is a lot more satisfying
to punch them in their stupid fucking faces.

I just was assaulted by some narrow-minded hello poetry readers about a satire I wrote about Colonel Sanders and his racism (he was rumored to have been a member and financial supporterof the KKK in Kentucky). See what this tempest in a bucket was all about and please chime in with your two cents. I welcome different points of view~ just please lay off the personal attacks and keep it civil:
Colonel Sander's Good ol' Boy Guide to the 6 Most Popular Kinds of Poetry on Hello Poetry
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/692471/colonel-sanders-good-ol-boy-guide-to-the-6-most-popular-kinds-of-poetry-on-hello-poetry/
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#hate   #individual   #abuse   #up   #of   #two   #on   #a   #judgment   #torment   #attack   #cut   #report   #worth   #identity   #cents   #crime   #opposition   #blame   #note   #beating   #quarrel   #jumping   #accusation   #commentary   #statement   #aggression   #crack   #against   #explanation   #observation   #beliefs   #criticism   #based   #opinion   #sarcasm   #or   #discussion   #assault   #charge   #comeback   #dig   #group   #pointed   #critics   #beef   #grumble   #comment   #strike   #bashing   #dictum   #persecution   #disapprobation   #disapproval   #disfavor   #disparagement   #dispute   #review   #elucidation   #exposition   #slur   #verbal   #belligerence   #calumny   #censure   #combativeness   #denigration   #denunciation   #impugnment   #libel   #pugnacity   #slander   #vilification   #barb   #noun   #affront   #gibe   #insult   #rebuff   #scoff   #sneer   #ideological   #bias   #condemnation   #harassment   #hounding   #offensive   #complaint   #bickering   #grievance   #gripe   #grouse   #objection   #protestation   #rhubarb   #squabble   #animadversion   #arraignment   #attribution   #castigation   #chiding   #depreciation   #diatribe   #expostulation   #exprobation   #impeachment   #implication   #imputation   #incrimination   #inculpation   #indictment   #invective   #objurgation   #obloquy   #rebuke   #recrimination   #remonstrance   #reprehension   #reprimand   #reproach   #reprobation   #reproof   #repudiation   #tirade   #annotation   #backtalk   #buzz   #editorial   #footnote   #gloss   #hearsay   #illustration   #input   #mention   #mouthful   #obiter   #remark   #wisecrack  
n; their  insulting  writ of relentless invective and opprobrious apoplectic venom. The n
sobroquet
sobroquet
Oct 12, 2013

Poets make lousy friends because  eventually they’ll  skewer you with their poison pen; their  insulting  writ of relentless invective and opprobrious apoplectic venom. The naked foist of un-allayed aggression as art-form whereby  the vitriol of familiarity slices like a knife and digs in like a dagger.  The very nature of chumminess turns adversarial.  Like  acid in the eyes the sneering contemptible retch could cobble out words with a disgustingly exquisite though execrable precision. A quirk, an idiosyncrasy, a malevolent adherence so committed to  unmitigated truth that it is as a fist to the face,  a shocking starkness of  incivility justified by a requisite expedience hastened by the anxious need to blow one  off forthwith.  He was a veritable torrent  of abject invectives.

A cynical definition of the impertinent   misanthropic  poet and their love of harsh realism.  The sort of codswallup only a master of erudition could stomach.  Metaphoric overkill.   A portrayal of an insufferable contemptible "artist" who believes that talent is license to have bad manners.  The classic snotty prissy- pants with an inferiority complex masked by over compensation.
stinging invective
Elizabeth Squires

the suns burning rays
scorched the paddocks with their
stinging invective

 
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