The soul, O ganders, flies beyond the parks
And far beyond the discords of the wind.

A bronze rain from the sun descending marks
The death of summer, which that time endures

Like one who scrawls a listless testament
Of golden quirks and Paphian caricatures,

Bequeathing your white feathers to the moon
And giving your bland motions to the air.

Behold, already on the long parades
The crows anoint the statues with their dirt.

And the soul, O ganders, being lonely, flies
Beyond your chilly chariots, to the skies.

I never can carry a grudge.
It's blocked by that big chip on my shoulder.

I know it is the wise thing
to educate rather than denigrate my critics,
to engage them in rational debate,
to show them the flaws in their logic,
to reduce the argument to one of semantics
and then turn the other cheek.

But sometimes it is a lot more satisfying
to punch them in their stupid fucking faces.

I just was assaulted by some narrow-minded hello poetry readers about a satire I wrote about Colonel Sanders and his racism (he was rumored to have been a member and financial supporterof the KKK in Kentucky). See what this tempest in a bucket was all about and please chime in with your two cents. I welcome different points of view~ just please lay off the personal attacks and keep it civil:
Colonel Sander's Good ol' Boy Guide to the 6 Most Popular Kinds of Poetry on Hello Poetry
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/692471/colonel-sanders-good-ol-boy-guide-to-the-6-most-popular-kinds-of-poetry-on-hello-poetry/
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antidisestablishmentultracrepidarianism


(Learn what it means before you open your fat traps again, bitches.)

Ultracrepidarianism is the habit of giving opinions and advice on matters outside of one's knowledge.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultracrepidarianism
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I know it is the wise thing
to educate rather than denigrate my critics,
to engage them in rational debate,
to show them the flaws in their logic,
to reduce the argument to one of semantics
and then turn the other cheek.

But sometimes it is a lot more satisfying
to punch them in their stupid fucking faces.

Please visit my:
Haters [2] 10w
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/713299/haters-2-10w/
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Things dn't suck;  
        yu're  
  nly
     prjecting
      yur black
 hle
    ⓞf a
    sul
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Please visit my:
Haters [1]
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/697450/haters-1/
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stinging invective
Elizabeth Squires

the suns burning rays
scorched the paddocks with their
stinging invective

They argue the point with much furious Invective,

The Moralists tell us that Loving is Sinning,
  And always are prating about and about it,
But as Love of Existence itself’s the beginning,
  Say, what would Existence itself be without it?

They argue the point with much furious Invective,
  Though perhaps ’twere no difficult task to confute it;
But if Venus and Hymen should once prove defective,
  Pray who would there be to defend or dispute it?

Incendiary invective,
Higgs
Higgs
Apr 24, 2013      Apr 25, 2013

The web is like a tinderbox,
It only takes a spark,
A comment, an opinion,
An off the cuff remark.

Someone makes a statement,
Another takes offence,
Neither side is backing down,
Let battle now commence!

Reason is abandoned,
Abusive mud is hurled,
Torrents of expletives,
Flames engulf the world.

Incendiary invective,
From warriors unseen,
Packets filled with poison,
Polluting every screen.

Spectators gather round the spat,
And watch as war is fought,
But eventually they drift away,
'Cos frankly ...life's too short.

i would not notice the invective approach
Dawn King
Dawn King
Sep 12

the contempt you must feel in your bones
you weave in and out of my life like a quiet storm
leaving all the wreckage in your wake
you must have the cruelest of intentions
to walk away, to take the net
as i tumble to the ground
out of the most
obscure cloud
in the farthest
reaches of
the heavens
such a heathen you are
twisted soul
to premeditate
the reticent confusion
i need to
get over, over and over
to think me so boorish
i would not notice the invective approach
taken
to
make you my
most unbreakable addiction

 
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