The poor lonely duck
May 2, 2014

The poor lonely duck
floats on the Spring mountain lake
waiting all alone.

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I am a duck

I am a duck
And I like to quack
But I don't give a fuck
Thats why I do crack

Quack, Quack, go fuck yourself

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Cartoon Duck
Tex Dermott

Cartoon Duck
Always the victim
Of the world
He lives in
Yet loved by those who view him
In the living world

This shadorma is dedicated to all those ducks who see in the funny pages and the silver screen.
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My duck pond polluted with human filth,
Nathan Vienneau
Nathan Vienneau
Sep 3, 2014

My duck pond polluted with human filth,
Old grizzly pidgins flock to eat the disease,
It shows in their mottled grey and brown feathers,

My little duck sits on a rock and cleans.
Where oh where has my baby gone!

Sickened with sadness I can stand it no longer.

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A duck lifts it wings
βέƦẙḽ Dṏṽ the Smartass Rabbi

A duck lifts it wings
landing softly on smooth water.
I'm locked and loaded.

#water   #wings   #duck   #trending   #beryldov   #smooth   #softly   #lifts   #landing  
Duck Season
Tex Dermott

Duck Season
Opens on Toon Lake
Cartoon Man
Is ready
His mouth waters for roast duck
Horns grow on his head

Cartoon Duck
Is on full alert
Playing ticks
Scheming plans
Confusing his pursuer
Until the moon shines

Duck Dinners
Never come about
Cartoon man
Thinks and thinks
And finally surrenders
Waiting for next year

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a retarded Daisy Duck.
βέƦẙḽ Dṏṽ the Smartass Rabbi

Lip augmentation makes women look like
a retarded Daisy Duck.

"What's the big idea!?" ~ Donald Duck

Daisy Duck

Lip augmentation
Oct 16, 2012

I think God is obligated to give you trouble
If you can't stand this shit but refuse to work a shovel

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Nov 8, 2012      Nov 8, 2012

Supposing that we lit some candles.
One for each person on this earth,
we would blow one out at a funeral
and light one up at a birth.

The world would grow darker
every time we lost a fighter
but with every new born baby
it gets just that bit brighter.

If you travelled into a city that was dark and gritty
you'd know that they didn't have many in their committee.
But.. If the light was brilliant and bright
it would send a beaming message throughout the night.

Saying "We are here! And we are alive!"
Not wanting to be alone we endeavor to collide
and form one giant, shining beacon
that burns so fierce we're sure it can't weaken

We sparkle and crackle and bend nature to our whim
the mighty fire so strong it just had to gave in.
With it we forged iron and buildings, cars and computers
and lit paths of lives to guide commuters

We lit up the universe as far as we could see
Improving our lives greatly with technology
obsessed with our professed fixture on practicality
we completely forgot about morality

Our fires forged weapons which we aimed next door
In one swift movement we saw the effects of war
6,000,000 candles extinguished
over arguments on which light is most distinguished

So fixated on this light we blinded our eyes
and the candle smoke filled the skies.
We thought candles were good, they elevated us higher
but now all we have is thick smoke and fire.

The fire consuming all in its route
the root of our lives follow suite.
It's eating the oxygen and burning the grass
the sand is melting and forming to glass.

The glass it shatters into a thousand pieces
more candles are lighting, the temperature increases
The resources decline, as do the candles
buried in ash a hundred thousand scandals.

Now only a few lit candles remain
as they slowly melt and fade away.

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