was covered with black diarrhea
Kongsaeng Chris Everson

So my elderly mother
who I am taking care of
was in bed
for a month or so
and she yelled to me
that she had to go
to the bathroom
but she couldn't stand up
so she told me to change
her protective underwear
and when I did
I saw that she
was covered with black diarrhea
so I cleaned it off
as best I could
and she tried to stand up
but collapsed on the floor
so I called 911
and the men came
and said
"Internal bleeding".

I was burning a cigarette down
when the stomach cramps struck.

So I ran to the bathroom and
spouted methane gas from my ass,
then shat out four beers
and nine shots of brandy.

The tip of my smoke glowed
bright orange and ignited
my feces, blowing everything
to kingdom come.

I found peace there,
mixed in with blood and shit.

Diarrhea boom...

Diarrhea boom...
FLERRRRRRRK!!!!
I am sweating on this silent throne,
Cold is my sweating double lump, my butt-ox.
Dripping sopping is my hole, wet for you, my boo.
PLUMP!  SHPLOOP!  SQUISH!
UHN! UWAAAAAH!
That is my plural drip, my dipping turd flow, Niagara.
Ookatini flip, my pencil fell in.
Fish it out with my hand.
Ooh, Telpavin.  Time out time, sitting on the toiley.
There is no doiley to conceal this mess.  Ten sixteen.
3 A.M.
7 A.M.
I'm not even wiping yet.
My dad comes in from working the steel mill.  He needs the can.
I cannot.
Offer him.
It.
I wiped for hours.
Then I pooped again.
Like an elephant.
I need a colostomy bag.
Diarrhea Boom part 5

maggie eileen
maggie eileen
Mar 19, 2013

the necessity of
Having A Purpose
is totally something
created entirely by humans.
BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH.
why the fuck is there life?
and of all the godawful things to thrive on Earth
why did it have to be
humans,
so full of vice
(and distinctly lacking in spice and/or anything nice)?
it's funny that we portray aliens
as humanoid.
as if we are the best thing to happen to evolution;
hahahahaahah.
not with the fact that our wombs are horribly placed to serve their purpose, we aren't.
(not to mention
complete lack of badass self-defensive features).
in the great scheme of the universe
who even cares where we go after death?
anywhere
is better and worse
than here.

oh my beautiful,
so cramped up inside.
please don't cry.

#love   #hate   #thoughts   #blood   #10w   #fuck   #women   #cunt  
Talkativeness is diarrhea of the mouth;
βέƦẙḽ Dṏṽ the Smartass Rabbi

Talkativeness is diarrhea of the mouth;
Silence is constipation.

Verbosity
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verbosity
.

Eating bad Taco Bell...
not knowing that fart's a shit.

Taco Bell
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taco_Bell

Shit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shit
.
 
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