*"If it's a bitch you're looking for,
βέƦẙḽ Dṏṽ the Smartass Rabbi

"If it's a bitch you're looking for,
your barking up the wrong bush."

#bitch   #bush   #beryldov   #barking  
Heartless bitch,
David Patrick O'C

I watched her crush him as she broke his heart
Then she wanted to grind him to dust
with the expectation of friendship.
Heartless bitch,
hasn't he suffered enough?

#bitch   #cruel   #heartless   #dumped  

Bitches who plan perfect weddings
always fuck up their marriages.

#love   #wedding   #bitch   #perfect   #10w   #marriage   #r   #plan   #beryldov   #wikipedia  
You act like a bitch,
AS
AS
Nov 28, 2014

You act like a bitch,
girl where is your switch,
to turn you off,
'cause I'll push you
down a cliff!

In bitch marriages,
βέƦẙḽ Dṏṽ the Smartass Rabbi

In bitch marriages,
love's a pimple on a financial consideration.

Marriage
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage
.
Than a Two Faced Bitch
Isabelle H Graye
Isabelle H Graye
Aug 29, 2013

A Shallow Puddle
Is how deep you are

Broken Light-blub
Is how bright of a star

Jack of all Trades
Master of none

Claiming Love
Breaking hearts of everyone

You are nothing more
Than a Two Faced Bitch

You're a real bitch
Maura
Maura
Feb 6, 2015

You're a real bitch
just to let you know
and I don't want to snitch
but you're such a fucking bitch

just  because you're rich
doesn't mean you own the world
you're making me go up a pitch
because I'm so angry that you're a bitch

people call you a witch
and now I know why
its because you decide to switch
from being nice to a stupid fuckin bitch

Seriously. You are. This is a passive aggressive poem.
#bitch   #angry   #mad   #upset   #pissedoff  

It's a quiet kind of storm
Rolling with your eyes

#eyes   #bitch   #10w   #rolling   #sass   #sarcasm   #wordplay  

Blowing from the west:
Bitches and hos gather
In the east.

Gather
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gather
.
#haiku   #america   #west   #blowing   #bitches   #beryldov   #east   #wikipedia   #hos   #transients  

Any of yoos seen
Moesha or Latesha?
Bitches owe me cash.

#haiku   #black   #satire   #bitches   #hood   #beryldov   #cash   #wikipedia   #moesha   #latesha  
 
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