the sounds of the bagpipes
nivek
May 31

the sounds of the bagpipes
found their way through my window
I imagined them being played
as the Highlanders marched into battle

Gosh, I want myself a bagpipes.
Thomas Key
Thomas Key
Mar 25, 2013

I sit upon my shore.
Ignoring the fact,
That I've made a pact.
To myself.
That I would leave no instrument on it's shelf.
I think to myself.
Of that one sound so ripe.
Gosh, I want myself a bagpipes.

I'm going to get a bagpipes whether the world wants me to or not.

*Hmm?*

Yes?

*Aren't bagpipes weird?*

No, owning a bagpipes wouldn't be weird.

*Yes it would.*

Oh? That's your opinion.

*They're pretty lame.*

Seriously. Bagpipes are cool.

*Nope.*

Don't even try to argue. Give in to the pipes.

*What?*

No. Be silent. Let the bagpipes envelop you.

*Where are you even from? Is this normal there?*

The land of bagpipes. Where I am home.

*So you're from Scotland?*

No. I need a bagpipes. So I will be home.

**Curtains behind unleash 10,000 bagpipes.**

*OH GOD. Why do you have so many bagpipes!?*

They are my brethren.

*They're just sitting there bro.*

*I am home.*

I don't even know why I wrote that. but it occupied me. Good day.
the bagpipes
nivek
May 31

all in black
suited and booted
wandering
back the ferry
the memorial
has finished
the bagpipes
lay silent

When I hear those Bagpipes roar,
Bethany
Bethany
Nov 24, 2013      Nov 27, 2013

When I hear those Bagpipes roar,
My heart begins to soar.

Frozen in my tracks,
My mind wanders back.

To a piper I once knew
Whose heart was pure and true.

He played those pipes like angels sing,
I often wondered, "Where are his wings?"

Those bagpipes casted a spell on me,
And that Irish lad's face is all I could see.

I used to weep when those pipes would sound,
Because for the moment my lost heart felt found.

See, that piper is the strongest man I ever met,
But because my heart was immature, I was'nt ready for him yet.

As years pass by, this broken heart has begun to heal.  
Yet as soon as I hear those faithful pipes, my heart starts to feel.

Time has a way of putting our mistakes far in the past,
But I have to accept that Celtic sound will forever last.

So when you see that kilt and bearskin come marching in the room,
Do as I do 'listen' and soon your heart will bloom.

For those bagpipes serve a bigger role then i ever knew, That thunderous sound can only come from a select few.

And behind one of those pipes, stands a beautiful man, but he never notices I'm his biggest fan.

Bagpipes

Early morning message
There are
Bagpipes
In
The
Ghetto
Like when teachers give textbook assignments
Knowing the solutions are in the back
Doesn’t matter how you learn
Show up on time with the answers
What a rocking knock
A clock to the jaw
People die
One just did
Listen, you can hear it

Krystelle Alida
Krystelle Alida
Aug 6, 2012

i.
are you even capable of love?

ii.
you're unquenchably disgusting, horrible.
when i see you, i want to kiss you
and punch you in the face.
(all in the same breath.)
you could never love me as i love you.
i am numb, numb to all you say.
i 'love' you, but you...
you are the most pathetic worm i have ever seen.
crawling for attention, vying for every girl's affection.
you're (i'm) an idiot
for ever dreaming of you and i.

iii.
have i gotten too good at pretending?
(there's no such thing as being too good.)

iv.
spit me out as though i was an afterthought.
you chewed up my heart and i
expect  nothing in return.
nothing.

v.
(not even your love.)

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YUMMY

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Bagpipes
βέƦẙḽ Dṏṽ

The Count walks into a bar.
The bartender says,
‘What will you have?’
The Count says,
‘1,1 beer,  
2, 2 beers,
3, 3 beers…
At the 26th beer the bartenders getting a bit annoyed.
Then Kermit walks into the bar,
then
Miss Piggy  
The Mechanical Wind-up TV Show Host
Melissa
Merdlidops
The Mexican Hat Dancers
Mickey Moose
Mildred Huxtetter
Milton Miller
Miss Kitty
Miss Mousey
Mold
Molly and Melville
Mome Raths
Mr. Dawson
Mrs. Appleby
Ms. Horn
Mulch
The Muppaphone
The Muppet Show stagehand
Muppy
Mutt
The Newsman
Nigel
Nurses
Ohboy Bird
Ohreally Bird
The Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
Old Men
Old Skyball Paint
Opossum
Otters
Otto the Automatic Entertainer
Patti Saverne
Paul Revere
Penguins
Piano
Pierre LaCousse
Pig impostors
Pigs
Pilgrim Penguins
Pinocchio
Pops
Prairie Dogs
Prince Rudolph
Prunella and Her Prancing Poultry
Punch and Judy Puppets
Punching Bag
The Queen
The Question
Quongo
Rabbi
Rabbits
Raccoons
The Raggmopps
Rats
Rezal-evad-gib
Richmond the Horse
Righton Bird
Rizzo the Rat
Robin the Frog
The Robin
Robot Dancers
Rock
Roger
Ronald Duck
Rover Joe
Rowlf the Dog
Abe and Bernie
Accordion Player
Afghan Hound
African Masks
Albert Flan
Alexander Beetle
Alfonso D'Bruzzo
Alfredo and Hildegard
Ali Baba
Alice in Wonderland characters
Aliens
Alligators and Crocodiles
Andre
Andy Williams Muppets
Angus MacGregor
Angus McGonagle
Animal
Annie Sue
The Announcer
Ant
Arabs
Armstrong the Chicken Hawk
Astoria
Australians
Automatic Wastebasket
Avocado
The Babies
Baby Asparagus
Baby Bear
Baby Koozebanian Creatures
Bagpipes
Ballerina Pig
Balloon-Head Conductor
Banana Nose Maldonado
Bananas
Baskerville the Hound
Bats
Beaker
Beakie
Beauregard
Beautiful Day Monster
Beavers
Bee
Behemoth
Beryldov
Bernie
Bertha Beasley and Her Galloping Geese
Betsy Bird
Big Tiny Tallsaddle
Billy Boy
Billy the Bear
Bird Dancers
Black Bart
Black Rooster
Blue Hand
Bobby Benson
Bongo Player
Boo Mortmorkinson
Borogoves
Bossmen
The Bouncing Borcellino Brothers
Brewster
British Chap
Brontosauri
Brown Bat
Bruce
Bruno
Hugga Wugga
Humpty Dumpty (Muppet Show)
 Inchworm
Inspector LaBrea
Irving Bizarre
J. P. Grosse
Jabberwock
Jacques
Jacques' Girlfriend
James Badger
Janice
The Tokyo Tai-Chi, Karate, and Chowder Society
Japanese Cake
Japanese Pole Vaulters
Jar of Orange Marmalade
Java
Jerry
Jim
Joe Bravo
John Cleese's Agent
Johnny
Juliet Prowse Muppet
Kangaroo
Kermit the Pig
Kermit the Protozoa
Klaus Mueller
Koozebanian Phoob
Koozebanian Spooble
Koozebanians
The Lautrec Sisters
Lenny the Lizard
The Leprechaun Brothers
Les, Lee and Warren
Lesley and Warren
Lew Zealand
Link Hogthrob
Lips
Lizards
Lobsters
Lola the Fan Dancer
Lolita the Chicken
Lottie Lemon and her Singing Wig
Lou
Louis Kazagger
Lubbock Lou
Lubbock Lou and his Jughuggers
Luis Greco
Luncheon Counter Monster
Lydia
Lyle
M.A.M.M.A.
Ma Bear
Mackerel
Magic Feets
Mahna Mahna
Male Koozebanian Creature
The March Hare
Martha and George
The Martins and the Coys
Marvin Suggs
Mary Louise)
Matador
McBag Bird
Mean Mama
Mean Mama's Baby
Bubba
Bug Band
Bugsy
Bull
Bullets Barker
The Bun-Bun Brothers
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Burlington Bertie
Bust of Beethoven
Buster
Butch
Butterflies
Cabbages
Camilla the Chicken
Canary
Caterpillar
Catgut
Caveman
Ceiling Ghost
Cheesecake
Chester Pugh
Chickens
Chopped Liver
Chuckie
Clive Cahuenga
The Clodhoppers
Clowns
Coconuts
Contender 980116
The Country Trio
Crazy Harry
Cynthia Birdley
The Danceros
Dancers
The Dancing Clown
Dancing Lunch
The Dancing Sacks
The Dancing Sponges
Dearth Nadir
Deer
The Devil
Doctor (Muppet Show)
The Dodo
Doglion
Dough
Dr. Bob
Dr. Julius Strangepork
Dr. Salamander
Dr. Teeth
Dr. William Edgar
Dracula
Droop
The Duchess
Ducks
Ector
Eel
Elton John's Lunch
Eric the Parrot
Eric the Yodeling Clam
The Falling Alfonsos
Farmer
Beryldov
Fat Mamma Jefferson
The Fazoobs
Feather Boa Constrictor
Feather Boas
Feather Duster
Scooter
The bartender says,
‘What am I on, Sesame Street? Where’s the hidden camera?’
Then suddenly all of the Sesame Street characters burst into song.
The bartender is getting more and more pissed off and yells,
‘This ain’t a fucking England pub. We’re in New York. So stop ya' mewling!’
The bartender examines the crowd and says,
‘Hey, where’s Jim Henson?’
The Cookie Monster says,
‘He’s at the Starbucks on 72nd Street having a latte.’
The bartender walks into Starbucks and sees Henson sitting at one of the tables. He was hard to spot because he was having a Frappuccino.
The bartender takes out his baseball bat and smashes it across Jim Henson’s head.
Henson’s on the floor grabbing his head in excruciating pain and says,
‘Why the hell did you do that for!???’
The bartender says,
‘I know it was you behind this prank.
They’re just your fucking Muppets.’

This isn't the funniest 'man walks into a bar' joke ever written, but it's definitely the longest. I dare you to memorize it unabridged.

I know y'allz just skimmedp through the muppet list ~ but how may of you spotted that I stuck Beryldov on the list?
If ya' did, congratulations. You're my new accountant.

.
#paint   #bullets   #in   #beautiful   #society   #of   #boy   #ghost   #the   #crazy   #day   #blue   #black   #wonderland   #lips   #falling   #dancing   #devil   #and   #prince   #her   #his   #kitty   #a   #animal   #question   #girlfriend   #old   #dancer   #piano   #miss   #fly   #magic   #country   #babies   #march   #monster   #beetle   #les   #butterflies   #who   #brothers   #sisters   #big   #bag   #james   #masks   #men   #bizarre   #harry   #cake   #mama   #alice   #l   #baby   #hand   #dog   #paul   #miller   #fat   #lemon   #teeth   #mechanical   #male   #lizard   #lady   #lolita   #horse   #ceiling   #pole   #tiny   #pigs   #rat   #queen   #deer   #moose   #bravo   #show   #p   #brown   #rock   #bull   #singing   #bird   #mean   #automatic   #characters   #bee   #doctor   #frog   #salamander   #robot   #bear   #british   #lunch   #trio   #george   #molly   #juliet   #creatures   #puppets   #clown   #tv   #dogs   #bart   #punch   #nose   #pinocchio   #farmer   #andy   #mary   #duck   #prairie   #chickens   #j   #caterpillar   #link   #aliens   #bananas   #trending   #julius   #rabbi   #swallowed   #john   #ma   #punching   #orange   #alexander   #bobby   #jim   #muppet   #pig   #rooster   #ballerina   #mrs   #japanese   #jefferson   #zealand   #jerry   #hat   #henson   #feather   #band   #robin   #player   #bug   #bat   #fan   #lee   #beethoven   #sue   #geese   #william   #lew   #rabbits   #clam   #horn   #counter   #banana   #liver   #badger   #creature   #dough   #dancers   #billy   #bob   #pops   #johnny   #arabs   #chicken   #beryldov   #java   #eric   #opossum   #penguins   #rats   #canary   #karate   #dr   #astoria   #joe   #albert   #host   #african   #jacques   #feets   #hare   #williams   #eel   #roger   #dawson   #chap   #mr   #mexican   #bruce   #rover   #tokyo   #bust   #hound   #mutt   #mulch   #jar   #chopped   #lenny   #mold   #bouncing   #louis   #bugsy   #australians   #luncheon   #agent   #revere   #boo   #butch   #hawk   #contender   #dearth   #wind-up   #bongo   #boa   #clowns   #cheesecake   #duchess   #nadir   #lou   #wig   #piggy   #annie   #tai-chi   #leprechaun   #dodo   #afghan   #parrot   #martins   #inspector   #melissa   #merdlidops   #mickey   #mildred   #huxtetter   #milton   #mousey   #melville   #mome   #raths   #appleby   #ms   #muppaphone   #stagehand   #muppy   #newsman   #nigel   #nurses   #ohboy   #ohreally   #skyball   #otters   #otto   #entertainer   #patti   #saverne   #pierre   #lacousse   #impostors   #pilgrim   #rudolph   #prunella   #prancing   #poultry   #judy   #quongo   #raccoons   #raggmopps   #rezal-evad-gib   #richmond   #righton   #rizzo   #ronald   #rowlf   #abe   #bernie   #accordion   #flan   #alfonso   #dbruzzo   #alfredo   #hildegard   #ali   #baba   #alligators   #crocodiles   #andre   #muppets   #angus   #macgregor   #mcgonagle   #announcer   #ant   #armstrong   #wastebasket   #avocado   #asparagus   #koozebanian   #bagpipes   #balloon-head   #conductor   #maldonado   #baskerville   #bats   #beaker   #beakie   #beauregard   #beavers   #behemoth   #bertha   #beasley   #galloping   #betsy   #tallsaddle   #benson   #mortmorkinson   #borogoves   #bossmen   #borcellino   #brewster   #brontosauri   #bruno   #hugga   #wugga   #humpty   #dumpty   #inchworm   #labrea   #irving   #grosse   #jabberwock   #janice   #chowder   #vaulters   #marmalade   #cleeses   #prowse   #kangaroo   #kermit   #protozoa   #klaus   #mueller   #phoob   #spooble   #koozebanians   #lautrec   #warren   #lesley   #hogthrob   #lizards   #lobsters   #lola   #lottie   #kazagger   #lubbock   #jughuggers   #luis   #greco   #lydia   #lyle   #mamma   #mackerel   #mahna   #martha   #coys   #marvin   #suggs   #louise   #matador   #mcbag   #mamas   #bubba   #barker   #bun-bun   #bunsen   #honeydew   #burlington   #bertie   #buster   #cabbages   #camilla   #catgut   #caveman   #chester   #pugh   #chuckie   #clive   #cahuenga   #clodhoppers   #coconuts   #980116   #cynthia   #birdley   #danceros   #sacks   #sponges   #doglion   #strangepork   #edgar   #dracula   #droop   #ducks   #ector   #elton   #johns   #yodeling   #alfonsos   #fazoobs   #constrictor   #sesame-street   #boas   #duster   #scooter  
But never bagpipes.
Higgs
Higgs
Nov 15, 2012

Romantic people,
Doing romantic things,
In romantic places...

Accompanied by the romantic sound of
Piano,
Violin,
Or maybe even harp...


But never bagpipes.

the bagpipes
Anna Vigue
Anna Vigue
Nov 11, 2013

Feel the cold air
hear the sounds
the bagpipes
the prayers

Take time
to remember
to hear
the stories

Stand up
appreciation for
the soldiers
that carried us

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