What His Exclamation Points Mean
Meggn Lily Alyssa
Meggn Lily Alyssa
May 30, 2014

Face to Face
Will Always Be Better
Skin Meets Skin
and I Don't Quite Know Yet
What His Exclamation Points Mean

K Balachandran
K Balachandran
Dec 25, 2011

Good gracious me!
what have you done to me?

Exclamation Point
Dec 26, 2013

Kiss me harder
Fuck me faster
Love me now
And hold me
I'm desperate
For you and
I won't wait
Another day
To see you
In my arms
I'll text you
Now and not
Wait for later
I'll speed to
Your house
Because there
May be
No Tomorrow
This might be
Our last kiss
Our last fuck

I'll be straight
With you
Live life
With an
Exclamation Point

Mar 3, 2014

Minimalist poetry.
Each one with an

Oh noble exclamation mark!
Raj Arumugam
Raj Arumugam
Oct 9, 2010

Oh noble exclamation mark!
I expel! I exclaim!
Oh most excitable exclamation mark!

Oh, to see you
sends blood racing
in my veins!
Oh, I love you
and I love you thrice!!!!
- oh, was that four times????
Oh, be not jealous
I brought in your
distant relative
the crooked and deformed question mark
for I not only love you
!!!! –
but I love you forever, most excitable exclamation mark!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!.......and forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..............

Oh noble exclamation mark!
I expel! I exclaim!
Oh most excitable exclamation mark!

Like exclamation marks!
Casey James Dunn
Casey James Dunn
May 17, 2014

Sleep depravation leads to many fun things,
Like commas,
And sea dragons,
And low self esteem,

Being happy leads to several exciting things!
Like exclamation marks!
And dolphins!
And a sexually transmitted disease!

Anger leads to lots of frustrating things.
Like periods.
And humans.
And bullets handed out for free.

So with all these great feelings, creating such magic!
How in the world could life be so tragic.

Nov 25, 2014

if you throw a pebble at my window
i will let you in.

Feb 7

I love her C-s and O-s,
Her zeroes,
Her parentheses.

© 2015 J.S.P.

And exclaimed, "You look like an exclamation point!
βέƦẙḽ Dṏṽ the Smartass Rabbi

This is the metaphorical chronicle of a cyclops with a
So blinded by tunnel vision he'd see everything
Through a telescope he spied a she-cyclops wearing a hat long and
And exclaimed, "You look like an exclamation point!
Now that's quite

Her exclamation points diminish as does her patience wi
βέƦẙḽ Dṏṽ the Smartass Rabbi
βέƦẙḽ Dṏṽ the Smartass Rabbi
Oct 15, 2013      Oct 15, 2013

Your attempts at humor no longer get a LMAO, ROFL, FFCL, FAH. Not even a lame LOL. In her perception you've downgraded from a wit to a half-wit.

Her exclamation points diminish as does her patience with you!!!

She inexplicably switches from Arial, font size 10, black, to Calligraphy Script, font size 12, deep purple and ends her sentences with a flower icon instead of a period. On the upside, her grammar and spelling errors even looks dumber in calligraphy.

She sends you all sorts of 'I'm busy' signals. If you press her for details, she says she's 'too busy to explain now'. This may be a bit implausible as she is unemployed and probably unemployable.

Whereas before you had intimate one on one chat, you're now part of the 6 peoples she's chatting with simultaneously while doing her laundry.

She didn't get enough ‘Likes’ on Facebook about you guys hooking up and updated her relationship status.

She starts thinking in 'practical terms' like seeing the 3000 miles between you as somewhat 'a bitch of a commute'. She's so provincial she won't even date anyone who has to cross a bridge or a tunnel. Face it, long distant relationships are for your parents, not your lovers.

She introduces the dreaded 'F' word' -- Friend!

Finally, you know your online relationship is over when...
She ignore your last 3 emails, each sent in a tone of mounting desperation, you get the irrevocable, 'Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently'. Come on buddy - don't even think about resending it! Exactly what part of the word, 'permanently' didn't you quite understand?

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