But the vagina has such allure
Stripper Thoughts

Vaginas are all shapes & sizes
Not many vary from the fold
there are very few surprises
Seems nature's gone & set it's mould

But the vagina has such allure
A pull on man to lesbian alike
A calling so strong and pure
Enough to turn a straight girl dyke

Is it the promise of warmth & touch
A memory of a time inside
The scent of our matriarch's crotch
Draws us to those legs held wide?

It was nature's way of ensuring
The human race continues on
So that our presence here's enduring
Never ceasing. On & on

Instinct has been subject to a ploy
To harbour this hypnotic power
Sell it back, a high class toy
Put to work this delicate flower

Control the basic urge of man
The essential need to drink & eat
Once you create the ultimate fan
Then the surplus you do deplete

Until it feels that a simple look
Purchased, from a few feet away
Is as good as one hard fuck
Copulation they do delay

And so vaginas became a mystery
Sold back to all who do desire
Remember to look back in history
The vaginas are for more than hire

Everyone loves a pussy. We can shave it
then decorate it with a merkin,
a cute furry pubic wig that comes in a myriad
of styles, animal, vegetable and insect shapes
including Ginger Minge, Man Eater, Hairy Mary,
Fuzzy Wuzzy and the bestselling Chicago O'Hair
International Airport Landing Strip.
A man must resist smirkin at her merkin
and pretend it's not there like he pretends
her starfish encircled asshole is just a tight pussy
and the brown color on the tip of his penis
is just a streak of chocolate fudge with which
to paint a Mexican bandito mustache on her face.
Make no mistake, even if her fuzzy wuzzy
wasn't fuzzy under her carpet, you won't
find Captain Nemo inside her starfish as your 6 inch
sub explores the depths 20,000 leagues under her ass.
Maybe one day they'll have asshole merkins
with the faces of celebrities or politicians with
their mouths wide open gaping in a state of wonder.
We can only hope.

This is somewhat of a parody of the prose poem style of Pulitzer Prize and the National Book Award winning poet, Philip Levine.

For my related 'pussy' pieces please visit:
The Pussy Song: World's Dirtiest & Most Outrageous Poem
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/the-pussy-song-worlds-dirtiest-most-outrageous-poem/

Kids Say the Darndest Things: "Hey little fella', what can Santa get you for Christmas?"
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/kids-say-the-darndest-things-hey-little-fella-what-can-santa-get-you-for-christmas-1/

Celebrity Pussies: Cosmo's Field Guide to the Perfect Squish Mitten
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/celebrity-pussies-cosmos-field-guide-to-the-perfect-squish-mitten/
..and the complementary parody:
Cosmo's Guide to Snapping Hot Cock Shots for your Online Profile
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/cosmos-guide-to-snapping-hot-cock-shots-for-your-online-profile/

Merkin
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin
.

Everyone loves a pussy. We can shave it
then decorate it with a merkin,
a cute furry pubic wig that comes in a myriad
of styles, animal, vegetable and insect shapes
including Ginger Minge, Man Eater, Hairy Mary,
Fuzzy Wuzzy and the bestselling Chicago O'Hair
International Airport Landing Strip.
A man must resist smirkin at her merkin
and pretend it's not there like he pretends
her starfish encircled asshole is just a tight pussy
and the brown color on the tip of his penis
is just a streak of chocolate fudge with which
to paint a Mexican bandito mustache on her face.
Make no mistake, even if her fuzzy wuzzy
wasn't fuzzy under her carpet, you won't
find Captain Nemo inside her starfish as your 6 inch
sub explores the depths 20,000 leagues under her ass.
Maybe one day they'll have asshole merkins
with the faces of celebrities or politicians with
their mouths wide open gaping in a state of wonder.
We can only hope.

This is somewhat of a parody of the prose poem style of Pulitzer Prize and the National Book Award winning poet, Philip Levine.

For my related 'pussy' pieces please visit:
The Pussy Song: World's Dirtiest & Most Outrageous Poem
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/the-pussy-song-worlds-dirtiest-most-outrageous-poem/

Kids Say the Darndest Things: "Hey little fella', what can Santa get you for Christmas?"
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/kids-say-the-darndest-things-hey-little-fella-what-can-santa-get-you-for-christmas-1/

Celebrity Pussies: Cosmo's Field Guide to the Perfect Squish Mitten
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/celebrity-pussies-cosmos-field-guide-to-the-perfect-squish-mitten/
..and the complementary parody:
Cosmo's Guide to Snapping Hot Cock Shots for your Online Profile
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/cosmos-guide-to-snapping-hot-cock-shots-for-your-online-profile/

Merkin
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin
.
Michael W Noland
Michael W Noland
Dec 7, 2013

I got vinegar in my mouth
And acid under my nails
I will leave you without doubts
And point out all our fails

I got antennae in my nose
And satellites in my ears
I look against the flows
And pluck out all the years

I got thorns around my heart
And a forest on my gut
I love from the very start
And finish what I fuck

Named by a random facebook commentor
The power a vagina can hold
Trey Evans
Trey Evans
Nov 14      7 days ago

The problem with falling for a woman
Questioning her strength to catch you
Or maybe you fall on purpose
To catch a glance under her dress

Either thin, tall and lean
Thick, short and curvy
Any shape, any size
The female gender can make you insane

The very thought of a nude goddess
Brings the mightiest of men to their knees
This briefly entails without question
The power a vagina can hold

Simple like exotic dancers
Complex like business CEOs
No matter the background she withholds
You can never figure a woman out

A tale as old as time
A riddle still not solved
But yet how could Adam have made it
Without Eve?

written 12/5/12
#love   #man   #the   #thought   #monologues   #trying   #to   #men   #vagina   #decipher  

Everyone loves a pussy. We can shave it
then decorate it with a merkin,
a cute furry pubic wig that comes in a myriad
of styles, animal, vegetable and insect shapes
including Ginger Minge, Man Eater, Hairy Mary,
Fuzzy Wuzzy and the bestselling Chicago O'Hair
International Airport Landing Strip.
A man must resist smirkin at her merkin
and pretend it's not there like he pretends
her starfish encircled asshole is just a tight pussy
and the brown color on the tip of his penis
is just a streak of chocolate fudge with which
to paint a Mexican bandito mustache on her face.
Make no mistake, even if her fuzzy wuzzy
wasn't fuzzy under her carpet, you won't
find Captain Nemo inside her starfish as your 6 inch
sub explores the depths 20,000 leagues under her ass.
Maybe one day they'll have asshole merkins
with the faces of celebrities or politicians with
their mouths wide open gaping in a state of wonder.
We can only hope.

This is somewhat of a parody of the prose poem style of Pulitzer Prize and the National Book Award winning poet, Philip Levine.

For my related 'pussy' pieces please visit:
The Pussy Song: World's Dirtiest & Most Outrageous Poem
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/the-pussy-song-worlds-dirtiest-most-outrageous-poem/

Kids Say the Darndest Things: "Hey little fella', what can Santa get you for Christmas?"
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/kids-say-the-darndest-things-hey-little-fella-what-can-santa-get-you-for-christmas-1/

Celebrity Pussies: Cosmo's Field Guide to the Perfect Squish Mitten
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/celebrity-pussies-cosmos-field-guide-to-the-perfect-squish-mitten/
..and the complementary parody:
Cosmo's Guide to Snapping Hot Cock Shots for your Online Profile
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/cosmos-guide-to-snapping-hot-cock-shots-for-your-online-profile/
.
#love   #strange   #blue   #fuck   #candy   #kitty   #hair   #ill   #hole   #hot   #cut   #cherry   #fish   #cave   #wizard   #prison   #pink   #muffin   #promised   #open   #lady   #woo   #piss   #birth   #eye   #wound   #moose   #lip   #bottom   #canoe   #tunnel   #bang   #boat   #box   #clown   #c   #pussy   #trending   #pie   #ham   #land   #sleeve   #v   #cunt   #vagina   #punani   #snatch   #snizz   #trim   #twat   #poon   #clit   #gash   #foot   #front   #pookie   #ninja   #cookie   #slit   #bat   #cannon   #meat   #mound   #toe   #cock   #axe   #badly   #wrapped   #kebab   #bald   #bean   #bearded   #clam   #oyster   #beav   #beaver   #beef   #curtain   #waffle   #bread   #burger   #buju   #flaps   #camels   #camel   #chach   #cha   #chocha   #cho-cho   #chonch   #choot   #clunge   #pocket   #cooch   #coochie   #coosie   #cooter   #cuder   #cunny   #punt   #curtains   #cutty   #socket   #fanny   #flap   #mitten   #taco   #flange   #fur   #gap   #growler   #wallet   #hatchet   #hoo-hoo   #na-na   #incision   #jute   #kooch   #kuder   #lunchmeat   #mangina   #minge   #knuckle   #muff   #nappy   #dugout   #neden   #pudding   #sausage   #velvet   #poonaner   #poonani   #poontang   #tang   #pootang   #pooter   #pootie   #punanni   #puss   #quif   #quiff   #quim   #quivering   #roast   #smush   #soggy   #sprained   #tampon   #vadge   #vag   #vagoo   #vajayjay   #vertical   #whispering   #whisker   #biscuit   #woogit   #wugget   #wuss   #nookie   #purse   #poo   #jonesing   #beefcurtain   #coo   #hooded   #kooter   #meatwallet   #putang   #pu-tang   #twitchet   #vagine   #va-jay-jay   #vajizzle   #merkins   #vajazzling  

I don't appreciate
bleeding for nine days straight
Flow so heavy I wanna die
at the silliest things I start to cry
the annoying things never made me twitch
but now I just go full bitch
I just lie around like a lump
And everything, I want to hump
Simply, I have no motivation
Golly Don't I hate menstruation

JM
JM
Oct 2

Cool skin, warm night air
Tasting each others secrets
Dying seems pointless

Put it in your mouth...

Tender fruit, grapevine,
fleshy pulp waiting
inside,

marry me, be my bride.

 
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