Amanda W
Amanda W
Oct 15, 2014

That sound we make when noses itch inside.
We breathe in deeply, shut eyes, noses hide.
The squeal, "AH CHOO!" sounding like loud trains.
"Bless you," and "Thank you," our friends and we say.

#funny   #cute   #simple   #sneeze   #childrens   #sneezing   #sneezes  
Nov 28, 2014

do not call me a liar
when you're sailing your boat
into vinegar seas
because my knobby knees
crushed you with ease
and you cried "don't hurt me,
please, please, please."

i wanted you dead
for all the wrong reasons
i killed you with time
through the four seasons
there isn't anything more pleasing
than your cotton mouth teasing
my long hair breezing
and you were sick with the flu,
always sneezing, sneezing, sneezing.


when you sneeze.
May 26      May 27

Let me be the memory
you see a glimpse of
when you sneeze.

Ah, ahh, ahhh, you

something not so sad today
#you   #bless   #sneeze  
of what I speak, of course, is a sneeze
May 14, 2014

a tickle and a tease
a build up and release
of what I speak, of course, is a sneeze

w r e c k a g e
w r e c k a g e
Jun 13      Jun 15

how long have you been
coughing up blood
and sneezing i miss yous?

u wear your heart on your sleeve, don't sneeze.
βέƦẙḽ Dṏṽ the Smartass Rabbi

If you wear your heart on your sleeve, don't sneeze.

#heart   #10w   #feeling   #open   #sneeze   #wear   #sleeve   #beryldov  
allan jain bonder

i cant stop sneezing
it took me fifteen minutes to write that
its my birthday but i dont deserve it
i realize myself in sharp bursts
slices between when its all mechanical
closing one eye to type and record it
look at my filthy fingers
scrub cuticles and continue
what abhorrent keys
clean those
behind me rhythmic tickling

I sneeze a
Mar 3, 2013      Mar 4, 2013

I sneeze a
I was just fine
But once I
It was over
For me
How does
Lead to the flu?

I sneeze...

A gentle breeze blows
through your window
the smell of spring fills the air,
I sneeze...

I kiss the nape of your neck
and inhale
your sweet perfume,
I sneeze...

Your cat jumps up on my lap
begging to be petted,
I sneeze...

We undress and climb into bed
our naked bodies press together;
where the dog usually sleeps,
I sneeze.

You are beautiful and I want you
but I fear my dear
I am allergic to your world,

Sometimes desire just isn't enough without some form of medication.- From Poetry Jam (on Toast)
Her chili makes me sneeze.
βέƦẙḽ Dṏṽ the Smartass Rabbi

There's a comfort in not knowing
my neighbor's name.
I reckon that's one less person to bitch about.
I know all I need to know
from her funky cooking smells.
Is that a dead wolf on her wok?
Her chili makes me sneeze.
The thought of her cat makes me sneeze.
I'm at ease with anonymity.
She doesn't suspect it's me stealing
her Chinese take-out menus half-slipped
under her triple Medeco bolted door.
And even is she does suspect,
I bet she doesn't even know my name.
I'm gonna pretend I'm her
and order Kung Pao Chicken
and send it to her after midnight.
Wait a minute...
I don't know her name.

I'm going to knock on her door and ask.
Shit, I feel a sneeze coming.

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