I think we should all semi-colon close brackets or capital D,
we need to make time to just be semi-colon capital P.
Just be happy, maybe even throw in a colon close brackets.
Refrain from creating stress with semi-colon capital S,
on hearing an opposing opinion don't be offended, semi-colon capital O.
Just accept it, let go, there is no need to be so semi-colon forward slash.
Turn that open brackets around, there's no need to frown,
drop that greater-than arrow and take things less seriously.
Seriously there are many things to less-than arrow three in this world,
don't overlook the little things. Appreciate them.
Give them an open brackets capital Y close brackets,
maybe even an asterisk applause asterisk.
Send out the message, keep up that semi-colon capital D.
ʔ•ᴥ•ʕ = happy bear
ʔ°ᴥ°ʕ = depressed bear
ʔ⇀ᴥ↼ʕ = un-fucking-bearable
ʔ•‿•ʕ = grin and bear it
ʔⓧᴥⓧʕ = dead bear
and let's not forget Jeffrey Robbin himself:
ʔ•✡•ʕ = Jeff the bear-mitzvah Jew
Late addition to the Emoticon Lexicon:
ʔ•ω•ʕ = assimilated Jew-bear ~ sure, you can hide your religion and try to blend in at the WASP country club, but your humongous schnoz is a dead giveaway
FYI: First of all, bitches, we invented Hollywood. If it wasn't for peeps like Jeffrey Robbin and Einstein, you'd be watching your clothes dryer and speaking Japanese to your German friends.
Do you suppose
within the blizzard
of transmitted text,
packed in bytes
and individually addressed
in such a way
that your emoticon kiss :*
and mind *: to you
may have met and smooched
in cyber space
before they 1 & 0'ed
the computer codes
that displayed on screens
our mutual affection?
no I don’t
sad face (pout)
and this is my problem
happy face (smirk)
I can’t take anything seriously
so I take everything seriously
I mirror bipolarly
my mannerisms scholarly
the emoticon with one eye that’s bigger
maybe I am him…
I heard the wind whispers
I felt the night breezes
I see the moon smiling
And so with the stars blinking
Suddenly, he texted
And we both chatted
He barely text, so
My heart is rising, like saying "I do"
We ended with a kiss icon
And so I was filled with love on that emoticon. ♡
the beautiful man your father never was.
Baby, eat that pico.
You, Your, You’re; sorry hermaphrodite,
but any one’ll work.
Some jokes only make you reminisce
those gorgeous green Glen laughs
and sorry blended tears
into some kind of night.
But all is right.
All the best cover bands have leather jackets and aviators in play.
Feel the bodies burn.
Their polka dot calm pierces the noisy dark.
It slips between your lower ribs.
Trance hands in the air for shared emotion.
When the Sun dies out we'll light the world with disposable lighters.
We'll also flicker with emoticon implants.
Cold glitter on a dark planet.