Hayley Anderson
Feb 25, 2012

A quiver, a leap
The world shivers.Dust
Is this going to change, when will springtime come?
I await the silence

I breath in the beauty of a misguided , disguised peacefullness.
There is so much hope in a dandelion. Oswestry.

You tell me there is faith in the stars
I say the plantery motions can never dictate me.
Silence falls like the rain

I will come again
Call me father

coaching Obama on how to to win the presidency.
ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ

Here is a leaked transcript of Media Expert,
Vinnie 'The Rainmaker' Papathanasopoulos,
coaching Obama on how to to win the presidency.

If Jerry Springer has taught us anything
it is to recognize the importance
of the trivial,
the power of raw emotion -
and the rhetoric designed
to maximize applause lines.
If you wanna win, you gotta stroke their emotions,
appeal to their intuitions and prejudices.
You gotta go for the gut,
while being lean like Manny Pacquiao
on substantive content.
Never make a statement
that can invite rational disputation
or you're gonna go round the mulberry bush
on a cold and frosty morning -
if you know what I'm saying.
Stick 'n' Move.
Bob & Weave.
Keep it simple.
Don't bombard them with facts.
Use the Rope-a-dope.
Let your opponent swing at the air.
Let him improvise.
It's just a matter of time before he fucks up.
Stick 'n' Move.
Bob & Weave.
Keep it simple.
Simplicity, by its very simplicity,
has the semblance of sincerity,
and I say that in all sincerity.
Inspire the voters through
the strategic use of evocative imagery -
a worker's sweat, glory of our flag,
our boys in harms way, bearded terrorists -
you get my drift.
But never, and I mean this,
never make an argument with a conclusion
that follows logically from premises.
Say nothing that lends itself to rebuttal.
Leave that to the egghead Professors
with their Jap built Toyota Priuses.
You know what 'Prius' means in Latin -
it means 'prick' - if you don't believe me
you can ask the Pope - but don't wait too long
because I hear their getting rid of the Latin Mass.
The American people don't want no egghead for President.
You ever hear about a guy called Adlai Stevenson?
I thought not.
He ran against Eisenhower in '52 and '56 and both times
Stevenson got his head handed back to him
scrambled on a silver platter.
Why? Because he came off like an egghead!
Nobody gave a flying canole that Stevenson was the better man.
The only thing Ike was good at was sticking it to the Nazis and golf -
with a 14 handicap. Mine's 16 even with the cheating.
Now read my lips, NOBODY VOTES FOR AN EGGHEAD.
Never mention you were an editor of the Harvard Law Review.
That's instant egghead seppuku. Political hara-kiri. Finito.
They'll say 'he's only fit to shuffle papers' and vote for the white guy.
In your speeches just offer the voters a succession of quick,
disconnected points which convey a general impression
of competence and trustworthiness. Soundbites.
Pause for the applause.
Show the smile. Bigger. Bigger. Less teeth. That's it!
You already got the Schvartze underdog thing working for you
and people feel cool and Jesus-like voting for you.
Play the black race card with your right hand
and remind them your mom was white with your left.
Tweak your speeches to fit your audience
and never kiss a black baby in front of a white audience
or vice versa. Play it safe, just pat them on the back.
If you got to stretch the truth, if you got to answer yet
another question about your birth certificate, I know, I know,
do it with finesse - like Mr. Fantastic of the Fantastic Four.
You know, I always wondered if he could stretch his schlong
to any size, why isn't he doing Sue Storm?
Anywhos, it's O.K. to lie.
Lie, lie, lie until it becomes second nature -
but seed it with truth.
Lying has magical powers because it transforms
the reality of people buying into the lie.
Take Joseph Goebbels, for instance...
(cell phone vibrates)
Shit, I'm running late.
Sorry but I have to cut our meeting short.
I got a gig at Fox News.
Catch you later, Mr. President.
My country needs me.

Please visit:
You know President Obama is lying when...
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/486409/you-know-president-obama-is-lying-when/

Sticks and Stones and Strategic Snipes: L’art de la Snarke
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/458456/sticks-and-stones-and-strategic-snipes-lart-de-la-snarke/
coaching Obama on how to to win the presidency.
ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ

Here is a leaked transcript of Media Expert,
Vinnie 'The Rainmaker' Papathanasopoulos,
coaching Obama on how to to win the presidency.

If Jerry Springer has taught us anything
it is to recognize the importance
of the trivial,
the power of raw emotion -
and the rhetoric designed
to maximize applause lines.
If you wanna win, you gotta stroke their emotions,
appeal to their intuitions and prejudices.
You gotta go for the gut,
while being lean like Manny Pacquiao
on substantive content.
Never make a statement
that can invite rational disputation
or you're gonna go round the mulberry bush
on a cold and frosty morning -
if you know what I'm saying.
Stick 'n' Move.
Bob & Weave.
Keep it simple.
Don't bombard them with facts.
Use the Rope-a-dope.
Let your opponent swing at the air.
Let him improvise.
It's just a matter of time before he fucks up.
Stick 'n' Move.
Bob & Weave.
Keep it simple.
Simplicity, by its very simplicity,
has the semblance of sincerity,
and I say that in all sincerity.
Inspire the voters through
the strategic use of evocative imagery -
a worker's sweat, glory of our flag,
our boys in harms way, bearded terrorists -
you get my drift.
But never, and I mean this,
never make an argument with a conclusion
that follows logically from premises.
Say nothing that lends itself to rebuttal.
Leave that to the egghead Professors
with their Jap built Toyota Priuses.
You know what 'Prius' means in Latin -
it means 'prick' - if you don't believe me
you can ask the Pope - but don't wait too long
because I hear their getting rid of the Latin Mass.
The American people don't want no egghead for President.
You ever hear about a guy called Adlai Stevenson?
I thought not.
He ran against Eisenhower in '52 and '56 and both times
Stevenson got his head handed back to him
scrambled on a silver platter.
Why? Because he came off like an egghead!
Nobody gave a flying canole that Stevenson was the better man.
The only thing Ike was good at was sticking it to the Nazis and golf -
with a 14 handicap. Mine's 16 even with the cheating.
Now read my lips, NOBODY VOTES FOR AN EGGHEAD.
Never mention you were an editor of the Harvard Law Review.
That's instant egghead seppuku. Political hara-kiri. Finito.
They'll say 'he's only fit to shuffle papers' and vote for the white guy.
In your speeches just offer the voters a succession of quick,
disconnected points which convey a general impression
of competence and trustworthiness. Soundbites.
Pause for the applause.
Show the smile. Bigger. Bigger. Less teeth. That's it!
You already got the Schvartze underdog thing working for you
and people feel cool and Jesus-like voting for you.
Play the black race card with your right hand
and remind them your mom was white with your left.
Tweak your speeches to fit your audience
and never kiss a black baby in front of a white audience
or vice versa. Play it safe, just pat them on the back.
If you got to stretch the truth, if you got to answer yet
another question about your birth certificate, I know, I know,
do it with finesse - like Mr. Fantastic of the Fantastic Four.
You know, I always wondered if he could stretch his schlong
to any size, why isn't he doing Sue Storm?
Anywhos, it's O.K. to lie.
Lie, lie, lie until it becomes second nature -
but seed it with truth.
Lying has magical powers because it transforms
the reality of people buying into the lie.
Take Joseph Goebbels, for instance...
(cell phone vibrates)
Shit, I'm running late.
Sorry but I have to cut our  meeting short.
I got a gig at Fox News.
Catch you later, Mr. President.
My country needs me.

Please visit:
You know President Obama is lying when...
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/486409/you-know-president-obama-is-lying-when/

Sticks and Stones and Strategic Snipes: L’art de la Snarke
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/458456/sticks-and-stones-and-strategic-snipes-lart-de-la-snarke/
BARAK OBAMA exists

To say that

BARAK OBAMA exists

Is a JOKE!



(He is not even a
Figment
Of

The imagination)

•••••••

OBAMAcare?



It should really be called

INSURANCE-COMPANYfuck you! fuck you!
fuck you!!

Till your dead!

••••••

Homeland Security

"Secures" the Homeland

In the same manner

As a LOCKDOWN

"Secures" a prison

••••••
••••••
••••••

The AMERICAN DUMMY sat on the wall
The AMERICAN DUMMY had a great fall

All the BANKERS and all CORPORATE HEADS

Gathered around to enslave all his kids

It will be called "Obama-Car"
John F McCullagh
John F McCullagh
Jul 25, 2013

In Detroit, the "motor city".
The wheels are off the cart.
Auto coverage? unaffordable-
four thousand just to park!
So many buy no coverage
or pretend they live elsewhere.
The apathy is palpable
Local government doesn't care.

There is a high court precedent
handed down from Robert's chair
The President must get involved
to save them from despair.
He will assess the situation
and appoint an auto czar.
to force all to buy insurance
It will be called "Obama-Car"

Residents of Detroit give false addresses or don't insure their cars as coverage there is triple the price of the surrounding counties.
Obama Bin Laden
Obama Bin Laden
Aug 3, 2012

You John Stewart
preach your Jew Lies!
Your Christian lackey
they follow you in droves
Infidels all!
Your jokes mock Islam,
because you fear Islam,
and I will have hired
a group of men to fuck you!
You preach tolerance, don't condemn,
Then your Jew lie mocking jokes come.

See the pretty girl unveiled there on audience,
with breasts mostly exposed!
Such tantilization of man,
temptress flesh incarnation,
broadcast for all to see in world,
perverts pause and replay
three second close up of your breasts!

And Clint Eastwood walks into studio,
old man, never shoot people for life!
Hollywood Jew lies, and brainwash propaganda.
To make money!
Zionwood!

They make nudity a regular normal thing
even before internet!
Films flaunting sex
and men and woman grinding and moaning,
tantalizing scenes of sex and beauty of woman form
driving the will to breaking,
they all want to be fucking by me!

John Stewart is laughing now,
but door lock picked,
laughing stops when they fuck you!

Obama Bin Laden
Obama Bin Laden
Aug 14, 2012

Stupid infidel!
Transport your riches
To the lands of the believers.
For petroleum...
To make
The cellophane wrapper
That you will throw away,
When you buy a new mobile,
Even though your old one still works,
And you eat your mcdonalds,
And listen to Nicki Minaj
Infidel whore!
And drive in gas guzzle car,
As you throw the cellophane out window,
And sext your girlfriend.
And crash your car into telephone pole.
Wasting your life!

Obama Bin Laden
Obama Bin Laden
Jul 28, 2012

Your American woman,
unveiled, in tight clothing.
Kicking naked men, in a pile.

How would you woman
like to be naked, in a pile with me!
How would you like it to be rolling around
on the floor naked, with your body touching mine
Naked!

Taking pictures and laughing
you are so seductive,
your wickedness,
and our naked bodies!

One day I will lock you up,
and strip you down, Naked!
and take pictures of you!

With your supple flesh,
and painted lips,
your tight pants!

Kissing, kissing in public,
and taking pictures of our naked bodies!

Merciful Allah!

Death to all infidels!

Jose Remillan
Jose Remillan
Sep 16, 2013

Your eyes are stuck on the
Afterglow invading the
Horizon. You wipe your
Tears with a rugged piece

Of cloth dotted with stars
And stripes, in remembrance
Of a nation's power, and
Prowess of sons and daughters

Flirting with  anarchy and democracy.  
Until then the world stood still, devouring
Your flesh and fantasies of happiness
And freedom. Now, let these words

Rebuke your vices and folly:
You are all too human to be holy.

In memory of young American soldiers who died in several wars
staged by the U.S.A. on its quest toward  global hegemony.

Quezon City, Philippines
September 16, 2013
Obama fulfills his destiny
martin
martin
May 26, 2012

Obama fulfills his destiny
  as the president born
        to campaign.

Just a personal observation from a Brit who knows very little about American politics.
 
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