Hungry, Horney Spiders:
When that day
finally comes and you're caught in a web.
Out of options.
In the darkest part of the tunnel,
looking into the black hole eyes
of a hungry, horney Spider.
Don't be afraid because death is a myth.
But the spirit carries on.
Disagree, I understand.
Personally, I know way too many ghosts to take "life" seriously because in some way we will always possess life.
My name is Jacob like the ladder, don't call me Baby.
You have a dick, cool, I have one too.
I'm good munching on my
If you don't understand what I'm sayin'
then I guess my words are bigger than your schlong.
No matter who iu love
sex is a hunger.
when ur hungry u eat.
when ur horney u fuk.
and I've fallen I love
in a minute I'm sure..
to a person ive known or now know.
and guess what:
everyone I've ever loved I've loved.
everyone I've ever fukd I've fukd.
and both are a hunger
of which im unfulfilled.
Life is a race
never to be erazed
life is a journey
filled with bitter and horney
it is a scripture packed with
load's of picture
life is a bus driving down the
road to our future
it is the proof of our existence
the measure of our prominence
it is a gift from the creator
one with no superior
life is beautifull
as beautifull as the blooming
of a rose flower
life is good.
Steady and slow.
pace your self down the hall.
smile from ear to ear.
they'll never figure out that everything is wrong.
whisper in one coner from girl to girl
then girl to guy
then guy to guy
Your the talk of the halls
hell that's where your at
where the mean girls and horney guys are the devil
Where lies come to feed and grow
rightfully angry at the world
understandably wanting to leave
but fight because life not worth dying for
Please excuse me,
as I take a chance
to try and con the ones who have conecended us.
As I slide down
my verbal pole of innocence.
Slithering, crawling, hungry and horney.
Strutting around the club,
looking for fame,
so I can give him a lap dance
and go down on HIStory.
You told me to pick a card
& I chose the Star.
One day, Some day,
I will outshine all of your darkness.
I met fate at a strip club.
We're all diamonds, just some of us are in the rough.
IT GET'S BETTER.
Yesterday's tomorrow was today, and then
the devil sneezed so I told her: 'god bless,'
and she looked at me like she ain't impressed.
But she bought me a beer and then said:
"tell your guardian angel to wait outside,"
as she started massaging my pride.
She knows that I buried god years ago,
right after I stuffed that angel's mouth full
of my personally-sharpened family jewels.
swallow your forked tongue
right after you're done
lapping up my cum.
sorry for cutting you up
while you sat patiently
waiting in stirrups.
WITH THE CLEANING
THERE'S DISHES NEEDIN TO GET DONE !
I GOT SOME FRIENDS COMIN OVER
SO REST UP
SOME OF EM MIGHT BE HORNEY
AND THEY LIKE YA
SO BE READY--
I'm gettin tired a this!
I ain't gonna take it for more than
Another decade or two!
Ya musta been readin them liberated
Kids on hello poetry!
They only take abuse two
Years at most
Before movin on ta
Another abuser !
She started cryin
Said she wouldn't read it any more
And begged for forgiveness
I didn't give her none
It woulda just confused her
Bein a mere
When one thinks of sexual desires,
how does one's mind tumble....
Does it think of love or raw sex....
Does it think of the past or future....
Does the mind play tricks that lead to hurt..
Does the mind fantasize of the one you can't have.....
Where do they start?
The mind or the pants?
Could it be a smell?
Could it be a look?
Could it be a word?
Could it just be the heat of the moment?
All and all your probly just horney.
Because for the most part it usually turns out to be a selfish act.
As soon as one of the two get off, it's done.
Hate the holidays well I got one for you.
Dont have to follow no rules.
Just drink till ya drop.
To what's the ocassion still ya
havent a clue.
Hey there missy.
dont piss and moan just grab a pint
ya big sissy.
No need for a kleenex just wipe that blood off
on your sleeve.
Stoner slacker and poets unite for
it's Thanksgiving Eve.
No need to hang anything by the
chimney with care.
But it is a party so lets see your underwear.
Lets beat the holiday blues.
Hey who's drunk and horney?
Short skirts and thoose high heel shoes.
Crank that jukebox hey grandpa theres
no need to leave.
Cause everyone is included on Thanksgiving eve.
Hey amigo if we play are cards right.
we can stir enough shit to see a chick fight.
Hey whats going on upstairs God only knows.
It's not cheating just wrestling without any
Hey who just cut a whole in the floor?
hey grandpa ya better watch that exotic woman
your dancing with.
Cause she's a woman with a little more.
Hey ya'll the cops are coming along with a swat
team so it's my cue to leave.
but like that fat prick in a red suit I'll
return to bring ya another great Thanksgiving Eve.