your cool, There's always money in the banana stand.
William McDaniels
Sep 16, 2014

Keep your cool, There's always money in the banana stand.

#funny   #thought   #culture   #tv   #banana   #brownies  
M Eastman
M Eastman
Nov 7, 2014

Help!
I'm drowning in a sea
of Korean
Bananas

#poem   #death   #drowning   #sea   #spam   #korea   #banana  
Adam Lallana ate a banana
Chris Neilson

Adam Lallana ate a banana
but found no bin for the skin
he threw it in a hedge
then ate fruit and veg
now he only feels chagrin

Adam Lallana plays professional football (soccer) for Liverpool FC. I do not support them but his name supports a limerick.
Take a banana
JoBe Arenas
JoBe Arenas
May 8, 2014

Take a banana
Peel it
Dice it
Put it aside

If you thought this
Was a recipe
It is
For a disaster

Take a banana
Peel it
Dice it
Put it inside

A little clever poem on bananas
#cliche   #recipe   #implied   #clever   #banana   #witty   #implicit   #risque  
karissa
karissa
Apr 7, 2014

the rotten bananas remain on the hook,
browning and sagging,
dispensing a putrid odor into the room
of spoiled sweetness.

the small patches of burnt yellow
become overtaken with dark brown,
like a disease, spreading faster and faster

the tough, impenatrable skin slowly
decays into a soft, mushy clump
that although, is penetrable, is undesirable.

a poem about bananas because we just got new bananas

If you want to Go Bananas,
Go ahead and do it.
For one thing,
Bananas are high in potassium.
So, it would be very difficult
To overdose on bananas
Unlike coffee or liquor.
Second of all,
If you start monkeying around,
You might actually get in touch with your humanity
Rather than your reptilian nature.
We don't really need to prove
That we are Saints or Humanitarians to anyone,
But some of us might have to work at
Proving we are human.
Many of us look as if we belong
In the  Reptile Enclosure
At the Zoo!

The banana is an inside joke
Micah Fagre
Micah Fagre
Sep 11, 2014

The banana is an inside joke
from God
It is His calling card
And you can call home
if you would hold it to your ear
and speak directly to Him
Just kidding
Bananas are for the belly

He would have used perforated edges
but naysayers would be in an uproar
"How could your God think us so stupid!"
For they always imagine
that God reflects their own stupidity
And the atheist too
would have a fit
and a slew
of jokes about how the real evidence of God
has banana split

But just like little children know
mother puts the best food in the lunchbox
Humble believers can tell you
good loving means good grubbing
on the inside of the banana peel
And that's real

#god   #faith   #banana  
Should there be a banana
ron stickson
May 2, 2014

In a broken down hut
In the middle of the wood
Nor pizza hut nor Squirrel's nut
Can calmly describe that, that could

And somewhere within thy
Lies a seemingly twisted fate
Where two old hags bye and bye
Will simultaneously copulate

It would arise my suspicion
Should there be a banana
and henceforth there be a petition
To Outlaw that Repulsive banana

For one to see into the future
Monkeys would be granted intelligence
Causing bananas to nurture
and my brain to be punctured by a fence

If you still can't see
That bananas are a fruit
Then I guess you will have to pee
While gassing toot toot

Written when I was naked getting ready to take a shower.
#funny   #people   #old   #wood   #banana   #copulate  
 
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