Take a banana
JoBe Arenas
JoBe Arenas
May 8      May 9

Take a banana
Peel it
Dice it
Put it aside

If you thought this
Was a recipe
It is
For a disaster

Take a banana
Peel it
Dice it
Put it inside

A little clever poem on bananas
#cliche   #recipe   #implied   #clever   #banana   #witty   #implicit   #risque  
Should there be a banana

In a broken down hut
In the middle of the wood
Nor pizza hut nor Squirrel's nut
Can calmly describe that, that could

And somewhere within thy
Lies a seemingly twisted fate
Where two old hags bye and bye
Will simultaneously copulate

It would arise my suspicion
Should there be a banana
and henceforth there be a petition
To Outlaw that Repulsive banana

For one to see into the future
Monkeys would be granted intelligence
Causing bananas to nurture
and my brain to be punctured by a fence

If you still can't see
That bananas are a fruit
Then I guess you will have to pee
While gassing toot toot

Written when I was naked getting ready to take a shower.
#funny   #people   #old   #wood   #banana   #copulate  
was a banana.
ryan pemberton
ryan pemberton
Sep 30, 2012      Oct 1, 2012

I wanted to write a letter
for this girl on the bus,
but all i had to write on
was a banana.
so I wrote:

"when i saw you,
just now,
you are the most
spectacularly beautiful thing
i've ever seen
just now,
when I saw you."

she ran away.
she didn't touch
my banana.

I left this poem on the bus seat across from her, along with my full name. She has not attempted to contact me.
Alexander McCallum

Why are you yellow?
"Just because I am."
Why are you mushy?
"Just because I am"
How would you fare in a game of chess?
"I... Dont... Know..."
Ha! I Got You Didn't I?

Anna Banana
Anna Banana
Mar 9, 2013

I stand in the middle of a glorious bright room
With a smile spread across my face
Laughter escapes from my lips
As my eyes twinkle with joy.

In a dark corner I hear a voice;
My name sofly being called.
Pleading my to join the darkness
I slowly walk over.

I find myself in a burning flame
Scorching me to the core
Trapped and unable to break free
My eyes sting with tears.

Others still see my blithe self
My smile though remains.
My heart becomes demolished
As my unseen soul cries out for help.

Oh banana peel,
Nicholas Alexander

Oh banana peel,
your colors vibrant and fluctuating.
The 3-D spots of speckled brown,
deep and pure,
yellow and sun sprayed,
swaying in the trees,
lackadaisical in manner.

Oh banana peel,
protect you from our bile.

If i could have a peel of my own,
a comfy womb;
yellow and sweet.
I too would sway in the trees
lackadaisical in manner.
The Sunday, sun spray sprawled across,
my green to yellow to brown,
my sour to sweet,
to soft and cream

Oh banana peel,
others discard you hastily
in the banana peel sunset.
But to me,
you are beautiful.

beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so why judge?
Anna Banana
Anna Banana
Mar 9, 2013

A dazzling silver light radiates from above
Cryptic little diamonds glimmer in the sky
Fire blazing around me
As I am engulfed in a calming flame.

My heart fills with wonder
There, a glowing hand awaits me
I reach out barely touching it
Stillness overwhelms me.

I open an eye
The fire diminishes,
The hand vanishes,
As my dream slips through my fingertips.

Anna Banana
Anna Banana
Mar 9, 2013

Thank you Lord for the sky so blue,
For the strength of an eagle as it soared and flew,
For the tumbling sound of a flowing stream,
For the face of a child in the midst of a dream.

Thank you too for the stars up high,
As it twinkles and sparkles in the midnight sky.
For the leaves on a willow swaying to and fro
As a gust of wind come and go.

But thank you most for the eyes I see
That have such love and pride in me.
When you take care of all my needs.
Thank you Lord for those indeed.

The road is
A hundred highways
  Coast to Coast

landscapes in the Mist
       Death Valley night drive
  " Love is the Devil”

Like the wind
Like the ocean we part

Like dreamers do
I dream in neon

Moving in phases
Floating underwater
watching waves

I Don’t Know How
         to find
           my way back to you

This is not my City
It needs reconstruction surgery
At gods speed

When the Road turns

to White   S  an d and
t  r u  e Blue skies in the horizon
Dear dirty beaches...
Don’t let the Devil find you

Lord knows best

Composing song titles from one artist's entire discography
Anna Banana
Anna Banana
Mar 9, 2013      Mar 11, 2013

The love between them was so very deep.
He held them with care even in his sleep
The laughters they shared were so very dear
In times of sadness he poured out every tear.

Never has anyone seen such love between a boy and his toys.
He spent much more time with them than other little girls and boys
Those toys loved the companion of their dear friend
They enjoyed each waking hours that they spent.

But an end must come to even the best of things
Those toys never again heard the little boy's cheerful greetings
Instead dreadful wheezy coughs took that place
And no more of his soft rosy face.

The toys could not understand why they played no more
They wanted to be loved again, instead they lay on the floor
Days, weeks, months went by but he only got worse
Then one day those lonely toys saw everyone weep, even the nurse

"He was such a beautiful boy!" they heard people say
Those toys did not understand, they just wanted to play
They sat waiting, waiting for that child
They wanted to see his sparkling eyes and precious little smile

That boy's unconditional love for them is what they lack
And so they kept waiting for him to come back.

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