We made love
In my rocking chair
We swayed and rocked
Without a care
I wasn't wearing
I climbed on top
& took you there
You ran your fingers
Threw my hair
I'd let you put them
You lifted my dress
My body bare
You began to stare
I'll never forget
My rocking chair
The funny farm is the place to be.
We have soft beds, prescription meds, and cable TV.
When we party, someone loses their job,
or they might lose a limb if we form a mob.
Its one of those places you want to find yourself.
Electroshock is fun if you bring pop and chips.
Careful being around us, we're bad for your health.
Best of all, we're about to set sail on our blanket ships.
To the unknown and out of room 213!
Quick, hand me the bleach, I want to feel clean!
If you were a rock you'd be a diamond,
no not a diamond but a ruby
Not because of your red hair
but because of your impurity
Because even with impurity,
you still shine so bright to me.
I would be a lump of coal
so you can shine,
for one brief moment
My light is thine.
I don't believe in Cain and Abel.
It is, like, a fairy tale; a fable.
If the world had no glocks,
We could defend ourselves with rocks.