"Someone told me once
that there's a right and wrong;
punnushment is due
to those who dare to cross the line!
...
Someone told me once
that there's no right or wrong;
punnushment is due
to those who dare to draw the line!"

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O0LqzhOyzIM

Maybe it's
just bullshit
and I should play God and
shoot you myself!

If consequences dictate
a course of action
then I should just play God
and shoot you myself!


I'm tired of waiting!


.

Lyrics from an old song.
Powerful catharsis.
#lyrics   #tool   #jerk-off  
To be a **jerk**
Clarissa Wright
Oct 16, 2014

Seeing you drives me crazy
I can’t stand being in the same building as you
Let alone standing near you
You’re condescending
And you could use help in the anger management department

But
You’re so nice to me
So gentle
You must think I’m a damned fool

I’ve seen you hit and punch and scream
When we were 12,
You pinned someone to a wall
I think he said something racist
But that doesn’t really give you the right
To be a jerk

I hate feeling this way about you
I don’t want to like you
You’re so nice to me,
But you’re so terrifying to be around
Watching you is like watching a soldier
Who doesn’t know the war is over

I feel like I’m trapped in a war zone
Fighting with myself
Tearing my gaze away from you
Whenever people catch me staring
I feel like I’ll die because of the shame

You’re a jerk
But
 I love you
and
I hate it

ahahah I hate having feelings sometimes
#love   #hate   #confused   #asshole   #jerk  
Now Igonna teach ya how to jerk
βέƦẙḽ Dṏṽ the Smartass Rabbi

Der are terrible judgments on dose
dat dare to come test I&I;!
My dreadlocks are my spiritual antennae
dat reach into da heavens
locking into YAH's
hundred-million megawatt signal.
YAH commanded me to take my Ible,
my Iphone, my Ipod, my Ipad
my Iwomen, my Ikids, my Iherb
and get da hell out of dat evil Babylon.
Sugar say,
"It's not the dread upon your head,
but the love inna your heart,
that mek ya Rastaman."
The love inna my heart
is the Zion within
and without the within how can
Ienter the New Yerusalem,
the Heavenly Zion without?
Igive tanks for life and the mighty life giver,
Holy Emmanuel I Selassie I Jah Rastafari.
Ipray for Peace, Love, Righteousness,
Joy, Clean Food, Clean Water,
Health, Rewarding Work,
Clothing, Shelter and Bounteous
Herb for all the peoples of da Earth.
                       Now Igonna teach ya how to jerk
dat not too shabby chicken.
First ting ya gotta do
is steal a chicken...

IRastaman's Recipe: IJerk dat Not Too Shabby Chicken
Serves 1 World
Separate checks please

1 onion
4 cloves of garlic
1 tbsp allspice
1 Scotch bonnet or red chilli
3 tbsp brown sugar
1 tbsp black pepper
1 tbsp red wine vinegar
4 sprigs of thyme
Juice of 2 limes
1 tbsp Maldon sea salt
1 free-range chicken, jointed

For da salad sides:
1 tin red kidney beans
2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
1 ripe avocado
2 fennel bulbs
1 organic unwaxed lemon

To make the marinade, peel and quarter da onion and peel da garlic cloves. Place both in a blender or food processor with da allspice, chilli (deseeded if you want less heat), sugar, black pepper, vinegar, thyme leaves, lime juice and sea salt. Blitz to a paste.

Using gloves, rub da paste really well into da chicken pieces, covering dem thoroughly, den place in a container or sandwich bag and put in da fridge. Leave to marinate for at least 2 hours.

Preheat da oven to 180C/Gas Mark 4. Place da chicken pieces skin side down on a baking tray. Roast for 30 minutes, turning over halfway through. Set aside, covered in foil, while preparing da side dishes.

Preheat da grill. Drain da beans, season and drizzle with 1 tbsp of da oil. Scoop da flesh from da avocado, mash and season. Place da fennel bulbs in a food processor with da lemon. Season again and dress with da remaining oil.

Place da chicken skin side up under da hot grill. Cook until beginning to blacken and da skin is crisp. Serve with da salad sides.
IYummy!

Now Igive you some jokes to spice up da dinna conversation:
.
#love   #world   #jerk   #rastaman   #rasta   #chicken   #marley   #jamaica  
   Now Igonna teach ya how to jerk
βέƦẙḽ Dṏṽ the Smartass Rabbi

Der are terrible judgments on dose
dat dare to come test I&I;!
My dreadlocks are my spiritual antennae
dat reach into da heavens
locking into YAH's
hundred-million megawatt signal.
YAH commanded me to take my Ible,
my Iphone, my Ipod, my Ipad
my Iwomen, my Ikids, my Iherb
and get da hell out of dat evil Babylon.
Sugar say,
"It's not the dread upon your head,
but the love inna your heart,
that mek ya Rastaman."
The love inna my heart
is the Zion within
and without the within how can
Ienter the New Yerusalem,
the Heavenly Zion without?
Igive tanks for life and the mighty life giver,
Holy Emmanuel I Selassie I Jah Rastafari.
Ipray for Peace, Love, Righteousness,
Joy, Clean Food, Clean Water,
Health, Rewarding Work,
Clothing, Shelter and Bounteous
Herb for all the peoples of da Earth.
                       Now Igonna teach ya how to jerk
dat not too shabby chicken.
First ting ya gotta do
is steal a chicken...

IRastaman's Recipe: IJerk dat Not Too Shabby Chicken
Serves 1 World
Separate checks please

1 onion
4 cloves of garlic
1 tbsp allspice
1 Scotch bonnet or red chilli
3 tbsp brown sugar
1 tbsp black pepper
1 tbsp red wine vinegar
4 sprigs of thyme
Juice of 2 limes
1 tbsp Maldon sea salt
1 free-range chicken, jointed

For da salad sides:
1 tin red kidney beans
2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
1 ripe avocado
2 fennel bulbs
1 organic unwaxed lemon

To make the marinade, peel and quarter da onion and peel da garlic cloves. Place both in a blender or food processor with da allspice, chilli (deseeded if you want less heat), sugar, black pepper, vinegar, thyme leaves, lime juice and sea salt. Blitz to a paste.

Using gloves, rub da paste really well into da chicken pieces, covering dem thoroughly, den place in a container or sandwich bag and put in da fridge. Leave to marinate for at least 2 hours.

Preheat da oven to 180C/Gas Mark 4. Place da chicken pieces skin side down on a baking tray. Roast for 30 minutes, turning over halfway through. Set aside, covered in foil, while preparing da side dishes.

Preheat da grill. Drain da beans, season and drizzle with 1 tbsp of da oil. Scoop da flesh from da avocado, mash and season. Place da fennel bulbs in a food processor with da lemon. Season again and dress with da remaining oil.

Place da chicken skin side up under da hot grill. Cook until beginning to blacken and da skin is crisp. Serve with da salad sides.
IYummy!

Now Igive you some jokes to spice up da dinna conversation:

10 Things You Will Never Hear A Rastaman Say

1."No wifey, tek my car instead."

2."Waiter, this steak is overcooked."

3."She 'ave a nice body.... but 'ar bottom too big."

4."Wha'apen Mr.Deejay, you cyaah play some calypso?"

5."Di pill doan gree wid mi wife so ah gweh get a vasectomy."

6."No sweetie, ah cyaah tek anodda whites (rum), mi haffi drive all de way to Kingston and it dark and wet outside."

7."Some ah mi closest friend dem gay."

8."Size dont matter."

9."Yeah mi eat under 2 foot table."

10."Nuff Respect to Brian Lara."
#love   #world   #jerk   #rastaman   #rasta   #chicken   #marley   #jamaica  
damsel in distress
damsel in distress
Jun 28, 2015

You have no right to say that I am yours
When you are never been mine

You have no right to say that I am head over heels for you
When I never said I love you

You have no right to hurt me and make me jealous with your new girl
Because I never loved you

But the truth is, you have all the right in the world
I am yours since the day my heart beated for you but I guess yours did not beated the same
I never said I love you because i never had a chance
Suddenly, you left without a word
Without a last goodbye
I never loved you because I still do

Now, tell me if i deserve this kind of treatment
When all i did is to love you

I hate you!
#love   #broken   #sad   #depression   #hatred   #pain   #regrets   #jerk   #message   #assuming  
donna barba
donna barba
May 25, 2015

you know what, screw you! screw you for being so arrogant and full of yourself, you don’t even get to see how much you hurt me! screw you for not caring, screw you for not running after me… screw you for letting me leave. screw you for making me feel this way.

you were the only person who mattered, but that don’t mean a thing now. not anymore. so screw you.

screw you for making me want you so bad, for making me love you with all that I got. screw you for making me laugh, screw you for making cry. screw you for bringing all these pain! screw you for lying! screw you for cheating! screw you!

you came with the promise of forever, but that don’t mean a thing now. not anymore. so screw you.

screw your eyes for being so beautiful…
screw you and your smile, damn it looks so wonderful…
screw your voice, screw your laugh…
screw you, screw you, screw you!

screw you, screw this!
screw you for the pain
screw you, will I ever get back up again?


and screw me for loving you still.

#love   #lies   #pain   #lie   #jerk  
And I had dated jerk after jerk,
Neha D
Neha D
Aug 16, 2015

After a string of my relationships didn't work,
And I had dated jerk after jerk,
I realized something was terribly amiss,
With the  blokes I was choosing to date and kiss.

So I decided that my standards had to be revised,
And a grand dating checklist had to be devised,
I wouldn't be superfluous about this  list,
Instead I'd cover points that I had hitherto missed.

I will not date a man who is  already dating,
and for whose commitment I'm kept waiting.
I will not date a man who is involved with his ex,
Who turns to her for sympathy & sometimes sex.

I will not date a man who is constantly lying,
Where trust has diminished and is almost dying.
I will not date a man who has been a criminal,
Even if the offense was small and the sentence minimal.

I will not date a man with a violent streak,
Who's ability to control his anger is very weak.
I will not date a man with no career aim,
Who thinks having a physique is cool but a job is lame.

I will not date a man who disrespects his father and mother,
lets face it, if he's mean to them, he wont be nice to any other.
I will not date a man who is abusive and who swears,
Who lacks empathy and who never cares.

I will not date a man who lacks humility,
Who is arrogant, rude and has no civility.
I will not date a man who has been a cheater,
Or a man who is a girlfriend beater.

I will not date a man whose mouth is lined with empty words,
broken promises, shallow tales that he uses like swords,
To cut open my insides and get my defenses down,
only to walk away and never turn around.

Did you see what I just did there?
I will not date a man just because he has glossy hair,
Or just because he has pretty eyes,
because pretty eyes can also tell pretty lies.

I will not date a man who cannot see,
What a flying dragon I am, figuratively,
I am a phenomenally phenomenal woman, that's me,
And I won't date a man who tells me any differently.

#love   #heartbreak   #life   #woman   #men   #humour   #jerks  
in front of jerk off crowds
Zui
Jun 19, 2015

We should all go home
and suck dick
there’s nothing wrong with sucking dick, bitches
you can get good at that shit
in a day
or a week
it’s a selfless act
the lords work
and serves greater purpose
than jerking off
in front of jerk off crowds
playing jerk off songs
in the wrong key.

F L A W
F L A W
Feb 12, 2015

Guys are jerks.

#words   #guys   #3   #jerks  
*Don't be fooled by these jerk offs that you're their gold.*
Lenore Franklin
Nov 30, 2015

Don't be fooled by these jerk offs that you're their gold.

You may actually be gold, but they're burying you in dirt._.
#gold   #fools   #dirt   #jerks  
 
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