I like chicken it is very good.

I like chicken it is very good.
You should try it too.

I LIKE CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is my best friend too(except for chicken)

Music is my life
It is my best friend too(except for chicken)
Music fills your soul
It lets us all connect

#hate   #i   #music   #water   #chicken  
There once was a chicken
Tark Wain
Sep 26

There once was a chicken
and there was once a hawk
the hawk would talk
non stop
about his ability of flight
his speed his force
he'd talk so long
the chicken would bash his head against the door

The chicken hated the hawk
hated listening to him talk
the chicken wanted to beat the hawk
so he would no longer have to hear him talk
and then the Rocky music played
as the chicken flapped his wings
up steps sliced out in the sky
till he would reach the top then dive

the chicken became very good at this
though not as good as the hawk
and when the hawk won the race
he would just continue to talk and talk
the chick was sick of it
he fled to his own getaway
feeding on solely chocolate
and liters of gatorade

The chicken consumed
until he couldn't see his toes
he stumbled out his front door
where man found him
unaware of his past
caring just for the fire and not the wood
why the Hawk is fast
and the Chicken tastes good

#tale   #myth   #chicken   #hawk  
*When a chicken eats snake does it taste like chicken?*
βέƦẙḽ Dṏṽ

When a chicken eats snake does it taste like chicken?

Tastes like chicken
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tastes_like_chicken  cliché humor
The chicken watches the crow fly away-
Brynn Louise

The chicken watches the crow fly away-
And it longs and it wishes.
Because the crow can go freely at will,
While the chicken can hardly flap to the fence.

The chicken will stay
For likely all of her days
While the crow comes and goes
Whenever he desires.

He lives a life on whims-
A life of scouring the world for what suits him.
While she's stuck in routine,
Only getting what's handed right to her

#metaphor   #life   #her   #him   #you   #me   #stuck   #routine   #crow   #chicken  
You see love is alot like chicken.
Keenan Felder
Keenan Felder
Dec 17, 2011

You see love is alot like chicken.
Alot of people are like wtf you mean love is like chicken

Well just think about it
Whats better than chicken?

It can be wanted, craved, you can be addicted to it
It can be alive, dead, raw, or cooked
It can be organic and natural, or processed and fake
You can put it with a combination of different other foods and make it better
Or you can burn it, drop it, or leave it for leftovers

So the next time you wanna compare your love to somethin just remember

Love Is A Lot Like Chicken

dat not too shabby chicken.
βέƦẙḽ Dṏṽ

Der are terrible judgments on dose
dat dare to come test I&I;!
My dreadlocks are my spiritual antennae
dat reach into da heavens
locking into YAH's
hundred-million megawatt signal.
YAH commanded me to take my Ible,
my Iphone, my Ipod, my Ipad
my Iwomen, my Ikids, my Iherb
and get da hell out of dat evil Babylon.
Sugar say,
"It's not the dread upon your head,
but the love inna your heart,
that mek ya Rastaman."
The love inna my heart
is the Zion within
and without the within how can
Ienter the New Yerusalem,
the Heavenly Zion without?
Igive tanks for life and the mighty life giver,
Holy Emmanuel I Selassie I Jah Rastafari.
Ipray for Peace, Love, Righteousness,
Joy, Clean Food, Clean Water,
Health, Rewarding Work,
Clothing, Shelter and Bounteous
Herb for all the peoples of da Earth.
                       Now Igonna teach ya how to jerk
dat not too shabby chicken.
First ting ya gotta do
is steal a chicken...

IRastaman's Recipe: IJerk dat Not Too Shabby Chicken
Serves 1 World
Separate checks please

1 onion
4 cloves of garlic
1 tbsp allspice
1 Scotch bonnet or red chilli
3 tbsp brown sugar
1 tbsp black pepper
1 tbsp red wine vinegar
4 sprigs of thyme
Juice of 2 limes
1 tbsp Maldon sea salt
1 free-range chicken, jointed

For da salad sides:
1 tin red kidney beans
2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
1 ripe avocado
2 fennel bulbs
1 organic unwaxed lemon

To make the marinade, peel and quarter da onion and peel da garlic cloves. Place both in a blender or food processor with da allspice, chilli (deseeded if you want less heat), sugar, black pepper, vinegar, thyme leaves, lime juice and sea salt. Blitz to a paste.

Using gloves, rub da paste really well into da chicken pieces, covering dem thoroughly, den place in a container or sandwich bag and put in da fridge. Leave to marinate for at least 2 hours.

Preheat da oven to 180C/Gas Mark 4. Place da chicken pieces skin side down on a baking tray. Roast for 30 minutes, turning over halfway through. Set aside, covered in foil, while preparing da side dishes.

Preheat da grill. Drain da beans, season and drizzle with 1 tbsp of da oil. Scoop da flesh from da avocado, mash and season. Place da fennel bulbs in a food processor with da lemon. Season again and dress with da remaining oil.

Place da chicken skin side up under da hot grill. Cook until beginning to blacken and da skin is crisp. Serve with da salad sides.

Now Igive you some jokes to spice up da dinna conversation:

10 Things You Will Never Hear A Rastaman Say

1."No wifey, tek my car instead."

2."Waiter, this steak is overcooked."

3."She 'ave a nice body.... but 'ar bottom too big."

4."Wha'apen Mr.Deejay, you cyaah play some calypso?"

5."Di pill doan gree wid mi wife so ah gweh get a vasectomy."

6."No sweetie, ah cyaah tek anodda whites (rum), mi haffi drive all de way to Kingston and it dark and wet outside."

7."Some ah mi closest friend dem gay."

8."Size dont matter."

9."Yeah mi eat under 2 foot table."

10."Nuff Respect to Brian Lara."
#love   #world   #jerk   #rastaman   #rasta   #chicken   #marley   #jamaica  
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