I like chicken it is very good.

I like chicken it is very good.
You should try it too.

I LIKE CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chicken nugget biscuit in a BBQ sauce
evil pyscho with a chainsaw

Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit.
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit.
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit.

Dip it all in mashed potatoes!

Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit.
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit.
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit.

Dip it all in mashed potatoes!

Dip it all in mashed potatoes
And dip the mashed potato covered
chicken nugget biscuit in a BBQ sauce

MMM! Yum, yum, gimme!

Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit.
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit.
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit.

Dip it all in mashed potatoes!

Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit.
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit.
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit.

Dip it all in mashed potatoes!

Dip it all in mashed potatoes
And dip the mashed potato covered
chicken nugget biscuit in a BBQ sauce

MMM! Yum, yum, gimme!

It is my best friend too(except for chicken)

Music is my life
It is my best friend too(except for chicken)
Music fills your soul
It lets us all connect

#hate   #i   #music   #water   #chicken  
*When a chicken eats snake does it taste like chicken?*
ᏰέƦẙḽ Dṏሁ

When a chicken eats snake does it taste like chicken?

Tastes like chicken
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tastes_like_chicken  cliché humor
.
dat not too shabby chicken.
ᏰέƦẙḽ Dṏሁ

Der are terrible judgments on dose
dat dare to come test I&I;!
My dreadlocks are my spiritual antennae
dat reach into da heavens
locking into YAH's
hundred-million megawatt signal.
YAH commanded me to take my Ible,
my Iphone, my Ipod, my Ipad
my Iwomen, my Ikids, my Iherb
and get da hell out of dat evil Babylon.
Sugar say,
"It's not the dread upon your head,
but the love inna your heart,
that mek ya Rastaman."
The love inna my heart
is the Zion within
and without the within how can
Ienter the New Yerusalem,
the Heavenly Zion without?
Igive tanks for life and the mighty life giver,
Holy Emmanuel I Selassie I Jah Rastafari.
Ipray for Peace, Love, Righteousness,
Joy, Clean Food, Clean Water,
Health, Rewarding Work,
Clothing, Shelter and Bounteous
Herb for all the peoples of da Earth.
                       Now Igonna teach ya how to jerk
dat not too shabby chicken.
First ting ya gotta do
is steal a chicken...

IRastaman's Recipe: IJerk dat Not Too Shabby Chicken
Serves 1 World
Separate checks please

1 onion
4 cloves of garlic
1 tbsp allspice
1 Scotch bonnet or red chilli
3 tbsp brown sugar
1 tbsp black pepper
1 tbsp red wine vinegar
4 sprigs of thyme
Juice of 2 limes
1 tbsp Maldon sea salt
1 free-range chicken, jointed

For da salad sides:
1 tin red kidney beans
2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
1 ripe avocado
2 fennel bulbs
1 organic unwaxed lemon

To make the marinade, peel and quarter da onion and peel da garlic cloves. Place both in a blender or food processor with da allspice, chilli (deseeded if you want less heat), sugar, black pepper, vinegar, thyme leaves, lime juice and sea salt. Blitz to a paste.

Using gloves, rub da paste really well into da chicken pieces, covering dem thoroughly, den place in a container or sandwich bag and put in da fridge. Leave to marinate for at least 2 hours.

Preheat da oven to 180C/Gas Mark 4. Place da chicken pieces skin side down on a baking tray. Roast for 30 minutes, turning over halfway through. Set aside, covered in foil, while preparing da side dishes.

Preheat da grill. Drain da beans, season and drizzle with 1 tbsp of da oil. Scoop da flesh from da avocado, mash and season. Place da fennel bulbs in a food processor with da lemon. Season again and dress with da remaining oil.

Place da chicken skin side up under da hot grill. Cook until beginning to blacken and da skin is crisp. Serve with da salad sides.
IYummy!

Now Igive you some jokes to spice up da dinna conversation:

10 Things You Will Never Hear A Rastaman Say

1."No wifey, tek my car instead."

2."Waiter, this steak is overcooked."

3."She 'ave a nice body.... but 'ar bottom too big."

4."Wha'apen Mr.Deejay, you cyaah play some calypso?"

5."Di pill doan gree wid mi wife so ah gweh get a vasectomy."

6."No sweetie, ah cyaah tek anodda whites (rum), mi haffi drive all de way to Kingston and it dark and wet outside."

7."Some ah mi closest friend dem gay."

8."Size dont matter."

9."Yeah mi eat under 2 foot table."

10."Nuff Respect to Brian Lara."
#love   #world   #jerk   #rastaman   #rasta   #chicken   #marley   #jamaica  
You see love is alot like chicken.
Keenan Felder
Keenan Felder
Dec 17, 2011

You see love is alot like chicken.
Alot of people are like wtf you mean love is like chicken

Well just think about it
Whats better than chicken?

It can be wanted, craved, you can be addicted to it
It can be alive, dead, raw, or cooked
It can be organic and natural, or processed and fake
You can put it with a combination of different other foods and make it better
Or you can burn it, drop it, or leave it for leftovers

So the next time you wanna compare your love to somethin just remember

Love Is A Lot Like Chicken

dat not too shabby chicken.
ᏰέƦẙḽ Dṏሁ

Der are terrible judgments on dose
dat dare to come test I&I;!
My dreadlocks are my spiritual antennae
dat reach into da heavens
locking into YAH's
hundred-million megawatt signal.
YAH commanded me to take my Ible,
my Iphone, my Ipod, my Ipad
my Iwomen, my Ikids, my Iherb
and get da hell out of dat evil Babylon.
Sugar say,
"It's not the dread upon your head,
but the love inna your heart,
that mek ya Rastaman."
The love inna my heart
is the Zion within
and without the within how can
Ienter the New Yerusalem,
the Heavenly Zion without?
Igive tanks for life and the mighty life giver,
Holy Emmanuel I Selassie I Jah Rastafari.
Ipray for Peace, Love, Righteousness,
Joy, Clean Food, Clean Water,
Health, Rewarding Work,
Clothing, Shelter and Bounteous
Herb for all the peoples of da Earth.
                       Now Igonna teach ya how to jerk
dat not too shabby chicken.
First ting ya gotta do
is steal a chicken...

IRastaman's Recipe: IJerk dat Not Too Shabby Chicken
Serves 1 World
Separate checks please

1 onion
4 cloves of garlic
1 tbsp allspice
1 Scotch bonnet or red chilli
3 tbsp brown sugar
1 tbsp black pepper
1 tbsp red wine vinegar
4 sprigs of thyme
Juice of 2 limes
1 tbsp Maldon sea salt
1 free-range chicken, jointed

For da salad sides:
1 tin red kidney beans
2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
1 ripe avocado
2 fennel bulbs
1 organic unwaxed lemon

To make the marinade, peel and quarter da onion and peel da garlic cloves. Place both in a blender or food processor with da allspice, chilli (deseeded if you want less heat), sugar, black pepper, vinegar, thyme leaves, lime juice and sea salt. Blitz to a paste.

Using gloves, rub da paste really well into da chicken pieces, covering dem thoroughly, den place in a container or sandwich bag and put in da fridge. Leave to marinate for at least 2 hours.

Preheat da oven to 180C/Gas Mark 4. Place da chicken pieces skin side down on a baking tray. Roast for 30 minutes, turning over halfway through. Set aside, covered in foil, while preparing da side dishes.

Preheat da grill. Drain da beans, season and drizzle with 1 tbsp of da oil. Scoop da flesh from da avocado, mash and season. Place da fennel bulbs in a food processor with da lemon. Season again and dress with da remaining oil.

Place da chicken skin side up under da hot grill. Cook until beginning to blacken and da skin is crisp. Serve with da salad sides.
IYummy!

Now Igive you some jokes to spice up da dinna conversation:

10 Things You Will Never Hear A Rastaman Say

1."No wifey, tek my car instead."

2."Waiter, this steak is overcooked."

3."She 'ave a nice body.... but 'ar bottom too big."

4."Wha'apen Mr.Deejay, you cyaah play some calypso?"

5."Di pill doan gree wid mi wife so ah gweh get a vasectomy."

6."No sweetie, ah cyaah tek anodda whites (rum), mi haffi drive all de way to Kingston and it dark and wet outside."

7."Some ah mi closest friend dem gay."

8."Size dont matter."

9."Yeah mi eat under 2 foot table."

10."Nuff Respect to Brian Lara."
#love   #world   #jerk   #rastaman   #rasta   #chicken   #marley   #jamaica  
Guess you shouldn't play chicken with a Chevy truck.
Sarah Alana Cayton
Sarah Alana Cayton
Feb 13, 2011

The headlights are coming at me,

I thought that they might stop,

but suddenly it hits me,

truly like a rock.

Down I go, lights are out,

here I lay, what was that about?

When I regain my senses & ask around,

the medic informs me

someone tried to warn me.

Now here i lay, all drugged up,

whole body hurts, waiting for the nurse.

I ask her to help, this is just my luck.

Guess you shouldn't play chicken with a Chevy truck.



"He will never kill you, but he will save your life if you allow him to."

of chicken.
Daniel Winters
Daniel Winters
Oct 15, 2012

There’s this girl
that I’m friends with
and we go out sometimes
and get drinks from
time-to-time.
Nothing serious.

We play this game
of chicken.

I ring her up
and ask her if she wants
to go on a date
and she says that
she can’t talk right now
or her boyfriend will hear her.
I say that I’ll see her at 8.

I bring her flowers
and she tells me
that I’ve not put enough
kisses on the card.

I buy her a drink and
she takes  a sips on mine from the
same side I was drinking.

We talk
and twist and weave
ourselves to the point where
we’re not sure if we’re
lying, finally telling the truth
or just plain fucking about.

She looks at me, sighs,
and says, ‘we should stop this,’
and I ask, ‘what?
This date?’
She stares at me
until I ask
‘this is a date, right?
We are having an affair, right?’
She holds my hand,
leans into me and says,
‘affair sure is a complicated word for sex’,
and leans even closer.

I blush before I can stop myself,
and she gets even closer,
wide open eyes and smirking at me
getting all red.

Then I kiss her.

 
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