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Thia Jones Apr 2014
There was a picture
you once took
of the moment
that forever changed my life

Of the virtual you
and the virtual me
becoming virtual we
on a chaise-longue in paradise

You showed it me later
though I never had a copy
now the evidence is gone
yet the image remains

It's etched there forever
in the centre of me
and you once wondered
if it was just about the chase

But those doubts were misplaced
it was never the chaise
for me you see
it was all about the longue

Cynthia Pauline Jones, 30/8/13
Cody Edwards Mar 2011
The figure lurks behind my lidded eyes:
His back is all a-hunch and he is mad
With thoughts of you. But often when he lies
He dreams as slender silver as you had.
Your beauty haunts the belfry of my head
And Shakespeare’s darkened lady’s takes a glare.
The sun was Rosaline and I was dead
The day I searched for you and found you there.

The river ran too quick against our days.
My love for you, which never found its wife,
Heard clear those words you said upon the chaise.
The words, "I could not do", which were your knife.
So here am I with no chance to rephrase;
You wounded me with words. I took your life.
© Cody Edwards 2010
Steve D'Beard Dec 2012
Inspired by a vintage ****** postcard from the 1920s - 30s:

The Muse sits resplendent
caressed in sepia tones and pastel cream
gilded with the glaze of a bygone era
her silk Charleston negligee
worn proud like a vintage ornament
perched on an aesthetically pleasing
shapely pert insolent *****
blossomed with tiny beads of sweat
the heat of such anticipation
entices the pearls of the ******
to pamper and pleasure their perversions

etched as if in a radiance of candlelight
the flickering limbs pulse their bloom
nimble fingers of dancing shadows
cupping the feline curves of a chaise longue
the purposefully out of place set piece
the fantasy of a gentleman's reading room
caked in casked sherry
and Nat Sherman cigar infused aromas

her elegant pose sumptuous reclining
elbow length satin gloves
sensually wrapped in wanton desire
******* clasp a Sorbranie Black Russian
smoked like a sultry gypsy
with a fervent demeanour
from a silver opera cigarette holder
beckoning with the cats eyes of mischief
over Pinced nez eyeglasses
with a fascination imbibed
in the praxis of passion

the peach skin of refulgent youth
directs the viewer downwards, slowly
survey each contour of olive skin
and stroke every hidden cleft of fabric
to glimpse the nubile thighs of grace
leading the eye to the arch of an ankle
slipped like a fitted glove
nestled in the cleavage of her calf
and the chastity of future wonderment

the forgotten photograph
captures a period in time
the memories of the muse
now in motionless existence
a demure allure forever frozen
once lost, but now
never forgotten
Inspired by a vintage ****** postcard from the 1920s - 30s
Richmal Byrne Jan 2011
We don’t really understand

How atoms behave;

Or infinity;

Or how winds carry the seasons -

Like ‘Olde April ‘ with it’s 'showers sweet' !

Yes, I’ve felt them...



The clean stinging scent of rain

Scratching at the earth,

Pelting aromatic plants,

Condensing the smells of seas, winds, continents;

Infusing the sum of all these aromas in its perfumery,

Marketing it: April, again.



And Eliot said,

There be April,

'The cruellest month'.

Oh my (!)

Appealing April, with its sunny flavours,

Cascades of cats & dogs,

And dead-eye jack,

Firing frosts that just might spend the tender herb.



It was snowing in April,

And Easter was early, that year

When I took Schrödinger’s cat walking

On a leash, And April was still new,

And capable of shocking...



Now any month - could bring pitiless ruin.

The year annually

Out of step with migratory designs,

Throwing epithets out of its greenstick pram,

Its months in disarray ,

No-one knows what’s going on...





The drunkard earth sups up it’s own tears,

Reeling in its spin,

Until,

Saturated,

It can drink no more,

And every dip fills,

Every meadow spills,

Banks overflowing,

Its resolve drowning,

Questions washing

Up like a tide of interrogative curiosity.



OK – so I am really hiding in my acres...

At least I can tell - it’s April !



Enquiring lily-of-the-valley,

Puts up green periscopes.

Peering through the sodden grass,

The remnants of last year’s soggy leaves,

Cosset primrose & ramsons.

Daffodils are past their best, but soldier on

Like hungover squaddies,

Snowdrops have fat capsules where white drops shone,

Hellebores have been up since the crack of time -

Good movers - they could dance all spring!

Dingles are glinting green with native bluebell leaves,

And their mophead mates have muscled in the garden,

Quiet violets lounge on the field’s chaise long,

Coy, understated,

How British!

Oxlips and cowslips join the brave primroses

Who have been on the razzle for weeks.

White & purple lilac in green cassocks,

Will soon burst out

Like kiss-o-grams.

Boughs hung with clematis,

Still tiny shoots like birds on wires.



I am giving a prize for the first celandine on my patch;

Each little celandine - Rannunculus ficaria - is

A miniature sun uttering: Oi! You up there, old currant bun!

Here’s the template for a perfect summer sky !
April 2008
Donall Dempsey Feb 2019
HALF A POUND OF INSOMNIA WITH A LARGE DOLLOP OF TIREDNESS ON TOP

Sleep lies languidly
upon the chaise longue.

I sit uncomfortably in
an old wicker chair.

We stare at each other.
Say - nothing.

Neither of us
blinks.

I have counted  exactly
two thousand and 2....3. . .

sheep.
They fill up the room

with a loud baaing.
There is no grass in the room.

But I am more awake
than ever.

Sleep and I
do not see eye to eye.

Sleep annoyed by now
goes to the window

where even the moon is
dreaming.

A  hill
long gone.

Trees snore
their breath rustling their leaves.

"Why do I always
have this trouble with you?"

Sleep snaps
without looking at me.

I try to change
the subject.

"I didn't know you
could manifest like this?"

I venture for the sake
of the argument.

"Oh no...now you've gone
and trapped me in a poem!"

In the early hours
of the coming day

even Sleep
falls asleep.

I yawn
exaggeratedly .

Hum KLF's
"It's three am eternal!"

Each of the now 2000 and 4...5
join in

with a tuneless
baaing.
"See they come, post haste from Thanet"

See they come, post haste from Thanet,
Lovely couple, side by side;
They've left behind them Richard Kennet
With the Parents of the Bride!
Canterbury they have passed through;
Next succeeded Stamford-bridge;
Chilham village they came fast through;
Now they've mounted yonder ridge.

Down the hill they're swift proceeding,
Now they skirt the Park around;
Lo! The Cattle sweetly feeding
Scamper, startled at the sound!

Run, my Brothers, to the Pier gate!
Throw it open, very wide!
Let it not be said that we're late
In welcoming my Uncle's Bride!

To the house the chaise advances;
Now it stops—They're here, they're here!
How d'ye do, my Uncle Francis?
How does do your Lady dear?
Oh! Mr. Best, you're very bad
And all the world shall know it;
Your base behaviour shall be sung
By me, a tunefull Poet. —
You used to go to Harrowgate
Each summer as it came,
And why I pray should you refuse
To go this year the same? —

The way's as plain, the road's as smooth,
The Posting not increased;
You're scarcely stouter than you were,
Not younger Sir at least. —

If e'er the waters were of use
Why now their use forego?
You may not live another year,
All's mortal here below.—

It is your duty Mr Best
To give your health repair.
Vain else your Richard's pills will be,
And vain your Consort's care.

But yet a nobler Duty calls
You now towards the North.
Arise ennobled—as Escort
Of Martha Lloyd stand forth.

She wants your aid—she honours you
With a distinguished call.
Stand forth to be the friend of her
Who is the friend of all.—

Take her, and wonder at your luck,
In having such a Trust.
Her converse sensible and sweet
Will banish heat and dust.—

So short she'll make the journey seem
You'll bid the Chaise stand still.
T'will be like driving at full speed
From Newb'ry to Speen hill.—

Convey her safe to Morton's wife
And I'll forget the past,
And write some verses in your praise
As finely and as fast.

But if you still refuse to go
I'll never let your rest,
Buy haunt you with reproachful song
Oh! wicked Mr. Best! —
Robin Carretti Jul 2018
My French Gem
The Rose tickler
finely handwritten

The movie part gave
her the sign life
crossed over gem
French kiss the morning
The burst of Kaleidoscope Sun

Double touched but forbidden
On the Cheetah necklace chase
The French Lieutenant 
 her body and lips moonstruck
On her chaise
To get over it another work of art
that got more attention

To revive her from drowning in
the gem scattered like a
benevolent
blue splat philanthropic
Looking more into his unknown
diving suit mixed
with envy green how she got mixed into
the stranger of Poison Ivy
Her love didn't show all her
attributes God spiritually well
She went to the pastry heart
how it flaked all
over like crystals
He was patiently sitting but got persuaded
That little gem of the lounge
Her firey gem was the canary
that got his tongue
Her gem stands taller  
The crafted lines of quality in the
Pillars

"Le Bonheur De  Vivre Gem-Art"

French kiss went inside the darker side of the painting

      He's transformed.

Shape heart delicate uniform.

"Parisians on a mission
A kiss is a serious manner
  LOVE" Gem birth opens her
He modifies her rainbow
Artwork of brush yellow
twinset platter hello fellow

the essence beloved to follow
So worth her wait being watched
By the crystal rock, he loved her
going up in spirit or she falls for him
The gem to be it

Magical modernly gem -fit clock.

See through hands meditation harp.

Lebonheur De Vivre fine art sharp.

Lips movement beyond hearts.

Le-bonheur De Vivre gem arts.

Artesian heels tapping boots.

Fall for Autumn love cahoots.

Beloved, divinely he's the healer.

The picture spoke she's the winner.

Wilderness he glides kisses prints.

Pushing her waves hints.

Everlasting one thought he's guessing?

Art never part beautify stem.

Eyes so genuine he's her gem.
This is the French Gem Europen setting like an artist love
graphically so smooth but cool would you want to be her gem being loved by him
Ottar Jul 2013
Whoaa, why so blunt, harsh hard-hearted heathen,
hear me out...
chase the dragonfly as it weaves trails to places
you have never dreamed...
                                             or have you?
pick the cherry tomato right off your vine
brush it off and bite down and let the juices
                          stream,
down your granite chin.

In your life were you ever gentle,
I mean soft with kindness,
      in love with blindness,
if you held your hand out would
all the animals long to be
close to you

or would you be all alone
through decades of cultivated fear
                       and evaporated tears,
from the heat of your raging anger
                  your looks like daggers,
skip down the aisles of grocery stores,
even when you are with friends of yours,
have a sock fight and be willing to lose,
sit on some shady chaise somewhere as
the sun sets and just drink in all that
is around, no needs no wants,
no haunts as the skeletons return to
their closets and leave you to be free
to laugh to cry to share to pry
your hands off the greed that chokes
every breath that could have been full
of
life
oh be gentle friend be gentle
their is enough spirits of malice
that yours, your spirit need not
be numbered among them,
oh gentle giant not by stature
not by might but by how God
sees you within His sight and
sings over you,
gentle humble friend if
we had the time to break bread
instead of speed records or
hearts misled by, "that is how we are wired."

Gentle

you can still be a man of courage,
you are a man of strength
you are a gentle man



©DWE072013
*dedicated to the Carpenters*
a ramble from a real long day in traffic which I normally can avoid, but not today, let it go...D
something GZ does not get
Jon York May 2016
Don't wait, because life goes faster
than you think and worrying will
never change the outcome so enjoy
life now because this is not a rehearsal.

Time goes on so whatever your
going to do, you had better do it
knowing that to live is the rarest thing
in the world as most people just exist
and that is all.

Every morning that you wake up you
have two choices and that is to
continue to sleep with your dreams
or to wake up and chaise them.

In the blink of an eye everything can
and will change because nothing
ever stays the same in the game of life
and every time that we embrace a
memory we meet again with those
we love and those we have loved.

We worry about tomorrow like it
was promised and we wonder
why that if time is infinite, why
is there never enough of it?

Accept the sweet and the bitter
along with the joys and the sorrows
that enter into your life everyday
because tomorrow isn't guaranteed
so stay patient and accept your
journey knowing that some walks
you have to take alone.
                                                          ­  Jon York
                                                            ­                         2016
E May 2013
Lounging in a chaise
Soaking up warm rays
Peaches and cream
Hills of soft green
Come closer and whisper
"You are my living dream"

Sipping on devotion doesn't fill me up
Pour another drink into my cup
Sugar sweet beverage
The right amount of leverage
When the taste stays on your tongue
Lemon twisted love affair
Never did I have a care
Gonna leave you high and dry
This time I won't be the one to cry

Carnival lights and
Forbidden nights
Ruthless and reckless
Take me out for a drive
Dripping ice cream
"You are my daring delight"

Sipping on devotion doesn't fill me up
Pour another drink into my cup
Sugar sweet beverage
The right amount of leverage
When the taste stays on your tongue
Lemon twisted love affair
Never did I have a care
Gonna leave you high and dry
This time I won't be the one to cry

Stomach clenched into a fist
Pucker up for a sour kiss
No one to give you a warning
Pursued another the next morning
Bitter words inflict raw pain
"Your misery is my gain"

Lemon twisted love affair
Never did I have a care
Gonna leave you high and dry
Shriveled heart awaits to die


I won't be the one to cry
Jill M Roberts Jul 2013
~Castle in the Sky~
In the summer of my days,
I sit alone on a chaise in the bedroom.
Clothes draped,
Books as cue,
And my chest heavy from my burdens.
How will this all end?
The inevitable question.
Deemed to be alone forever?
I dare not to consider this.
Suppose, is to assume I’ve lost heart.
For not is my will to strive for passion.
He’s somewhere I have not looked.
I agreed to be found 
But stuck in a labyrinth to test my fate.
At the door he awaits to seize me 
And share me with no other.
I am aware of the existence of love.
The love that is already all around me;
Yet it does not come easy.
The sun strikes the afternoon position.
I lie upon my chaise and fall into slumber
Like a potion has been ingested.
My lover calls to me, 
In my castle in the sky.
I try to run to him,
The fog is too thick
I cannot be seen.
I move to the sweet sound of his voice.
There is a gate in the mists.
I cannot gain access.
I try and fall.
Though I persist.
I yearn to be with him.
I must find him
He ought to reveal his identity.
I see a vague figure,
Far beyond the gate.
I cry out to him 
Pleading to let me in.
My heart pounds so hard
It leaves ringing in my ears.
My veins pulsate with adrenaline
My stomach hatching butterflies.
He starts toward me
“Yes!” I think,
Soon he’ll be revealed to me.
As he ascends from the entrance hall,
I begin to be pulled back.
Quickly blinded and yanked away.
“No!” I scream, 
But he doesn’t seem to hear me.
I try to grab onto the gate, 
My hands slipping, 
I cannot take hold.
He is becoming farther and further away.
And then my eyes open.
It is then,
I realize it was just a dream.
He is lost to me 
Forever.
Out of breath I seize the glass.
Gasping,
I take a sip 
Then smash it against the fireplace.
With my head in my hands
I look up;
Panting and yearning 
To be free.
emily grace Jul 2015
the haze of summer hung in the air
blurring the lines between our bodies
buried in the white sheets
on the three-season patio day bed
where i learned how
your body felt when i moved my hand across the light skin of your torso
and no matter how warm the temperatures got
i'd still wrap my arms tight around you
like you were a towel in need of wringing

we shared iced tea
siting in the chaise lounges
the sun setting a crimson outside our window
you told me of the time you landed yourself out on the street
strumming your guitar for money
until you finally found your footing
when i came and took you in
which is where we found ourselves on this porch into the early hours
summer haze billowing the curtains as a breeze rolls in
the night the only illumination in your eyes

you revealed to me that you were in love with me
the idea of what i had become to you
and how you love the sound of my voice at two in the morning
scratching the surface of your rough facade
breaking into something that was seemingly impenetrable

you meant the world
to someone so little and unimportant
that as the fall came and went
and winter set in
your imprint on this bed still lingers
even though your feet left my threshold
too many days ago
Sally A Bayan Aug 2013
In a rare moment of serenity,
Is where I suddenly find myself.
Unusually, no one seems interested
In whatever I am busy with.
I am finally alone....by the sea...
I sit back on my chaise lounge, I close my eyes.

The music of the wind blowing
Sends me drifting.....
Takes me to a secluded place.
In its midst stands a big house,
Its high concrete walls, impenetrable,
Like those of a castle,
With all its trappings and imperfections.

Upon its portals, I hesitated....then stopped.
They were all so familiar,
The house, the door, the windows,
The curtains, too....
My stomach started acting up...
I was sweating  as I remembered...
It was where I once lived,
A life full of restrictions...
Imprisoned was I
Within its walls of silence...

Filled with dread,
I quickly gasped for air...
All set to flee from those cold scary walls
That terrified me so....
I turned to run,
But I couldn't take the first step,
My feet were frozen, like those of a statue.........
I couldn't move at all, when.....

Suddenly,
Thunder roared, lightning flashed...
A strong wind blew, and the rains came
At the same time...
Raindrops and some dry leaves
Started falling on my face,
Like confetti from above....
They tickled my nose, and
I sneezed back to reality,
Away from that nightmare of long ago...

I blinked a few times as
A wave splashed against the shore, and
Brought a taste of salt to my lips.
My past, these new beginnings and
Second chances that surround me now.....
All these things made me realize that
Nothing stays forever.....
Permanent is not at all permanent.....
Only GOD is........


I am now calm as the sea in summer....
Still alone....undisturbed....
In a rare moment of serenity....

Sally


Copyright 2013
Rosalia Rosario A. Bayan
I’d never felt comfortable in that house
Not once, since we’d moved on in,
A rambling, derelict, barn of a house,
Three storeys of age-old sin.
Nobody said there’d been murders there,
Or told of the gypsy’s curse,
Three hundred years of discarded junk
And I don’t know which was worse.

The air was dank, and creepy and cold
So I opened the windows wide,
Trying to get some airflow through
To clear the smell inside.
It was musty, dusty, smelt like a tomb
With a corpse, decayed and grey,
We cleaned and scrubbed it room by room
And the smell went slowly away.

We tackled the ground floor first, we thought
We could leave upstairs til last,
The stairs were blocked with a French chaise longue
From some distant time in the past,
It was jammed hard up by the bannister rails
So it wouldn’t go up or down,
I said I’d have to pull it apart
And that sparked a Hartley frown.

Hartley was the love of my life
Who tackled that house as well,
She said it was a pig in a poke
That its real name was ‘Hell!’
But we finally cleared a space to live
And she worked out a way to shift
That French chaise longue from the stairway by
Trying a twist and lift.

The second floor was a nice surprise
There was none of the junk and grime,
The bedrooms still remained as they’d been
Laid out in another time,
So Hartley dealt with the dust in there
While I went up for a look,
The room above was an attic room
And that’s where I saw the book.

It lay on a dusty table with
Its pages ragged and torn,
The paper a sort of parchment and
The ink, quite faded and brown.
The cover was ancient leather, cracked
And worn, as if by an age,
‘The Many Lyves of this House’ it had
Embossed, as a title page.

I cautiously opened the cover, read
The words on the parchment page,
The light in the room then turned to gloom
And a storm began to rage.
I raced on down to the ground to find
A man outside, who said,
‘For those inside, don’t seek to hide,
I say, bring out your dead!’

And a cart stood out in the street outside
A pile of the dead in place,
The street was cobbled, not like before,
But of bitumen, no trace.
And on my door was a huge red cross
With a white and painted scrawl,
‘God, have mercy on us,’ it read,
‘Have mercy on us all.’

And there on the floor, inside the door
Was a corpse wrapped in a sheet,
I dragged it out by the feet, no doubt,
And I left it in the street.
On climbing back to the topmost floor
I leapt and pounced on the book,
But the page had turned, and the fire burned
Before I had time to look.

London burned in the distance and
Lit up the night like day,
I didn’t know of it then, but it
Was burning the plague away,
And every page in that cursèd book
Brought a different time to bear,
‘The Many Lyves’ that this house had lived
Were all inscribed in there.

I slammed that leather cover shut
And I laid it on its face,
Then swore that I’d never open it
While the Lord would lend me grace.
And Hartley, dragged from her cleaning chores
She never could understand,
Why I put a torch to that ancient house
And burnt it to the ground.

David Lewis Paget
Tom D Mar 2023
I dream of an empty chair
in a field of golden wheat
It’s a lonesome scene of solitude
with no one in the seat
I peer
I stare
Nothing seems to be there
but a surreal world
of Monsieur Magritte
Wonders Mar 2015
Il avait de très beaux yeux
Il était haut
Il avait un joli sourire
Il s’est assis sur une chaise dans la classe vide.

Il a été prés de moi
Nous avons parlé un peu
Il m’a dit quelque chose
Il était si mignon
Que je n’ai pas prêté attention.

Je n’ai pas su son prénom
Il ne m’a pas regardé de la même manière que je l’ai vu
Il est parti
Je voulais le revoir
J‘ai pensé à lui tous les jours

Je l'ai revu un jour
J‘étais très heureuse
Il est resté la même personne
Il avait les mêmes yeux
Mais ils ne m’ont pas regardé.
Poème de l'absence d'amour.
Laying naked on the chaise longue
and the artist's taking so long
to get the colours mixed.
I have fixed myself a pose
looking quite good
without wearing any clothes
then Picasso starts to paint.

The lights are strong
I perspire
the artist murmurs
'I'm on fire'

and late so very late Picasso takes a break
and I can stand and stretch
I fetch a cup of water
take one crafty look behind the canvas
and I am slaughtered.
I thought this guy could paint
but that ain't me
he's painted monsters rising from a sea
with blackened eyes
and skin of verdigris.

If this guy could paint by numbers
he wouldn't get past number three.
Look at what he's done to me.
I'm getting dressed and going home.
Tomorrow
I shall have a bone
to pick with him.
Joseph Flores Jan 2018
Memories sweet ~
Salty dreams ~
Aqua-quixotic mind.
The last frontier ~
Summertime.

Girls Gone Crazy.
'In Surf I Trust.'
Bermudas.
Ray-Bans.
Beach or bust.

Abalone divers.
Seaside gusts.
Creamy skies ~
Blood-orange dusk.

Ocean perch.
Cliffside diving.
Crab claw, snap!
Child crying.

Nets ascending.
Fish school scatter.
Skipjacks dance.
Whale spray splatters.

Back bay blues ~
Cool to settle...
Boats return to quall.
Couples trek ~
Beyond the dunes.
Where love ~
Is known to fall.

Lights to glow ~
Dim to shining.
Rides and music ~
Boardwalk rising.
Dipped and Battered.
Fresh fish fryin'.

Flashing neon ~
Midway prattle.
"Step right up!"
Razzle-dazzle.
Ring a bottle.
Toss a dime.
"Winner, winner"
Every time!

At once and sudden.
Of my glimpse.
Soft-serve skin.
Perky sized.
Corduroy curls.
Topaz eyes.

Monokini ~
Thread bare brief.
Sheer to cover ~
Her coral reef.

Of my ask ~
To my surprise.
867-5309
Gently scribed.

Forelock flipped ~
Savory smile ~
Lips goodbye.
A kiss implied.

Boardwalk bevy  ~
Slow to nape.
Forth to wander ~
Eveningscape.
Foggy mist.
Lunar tide.
Surf and sand ~
All collide

Off the beaten ~
Of my stride.
Drunks and loafers '
On each side.

Sundowners.
Late night Croaker's.
Spent syringes.
Midnight tokers.

Spiny docks  ~
Cast slanted shadows.
Tiny shanty ~
On the shallows. 

Mild fire,
Silhouette.
Tiny dancers ~
Cheap wine fest ~
Marijuana pow-wow ~
Wasted luau ~

I've gots to go.

Back to camp.
Do-si-do.
Surfside fox-hole.
Jacques Cousteau

Sandy hollow ~
Tide in tow.
Pop tent clears ~
It's ebb and flow.

Underneath ~
A starshine drape ~
Edge of sleep.
Wide awake.
Unseen struggle.
No escape..

Dark abyss ~
Midnight still.
Blue Whale calf ~
Bloodlet trill.

Orcas make the ****



Eerie silence ~
Beyond the reef.
Mist and mizzle.
Much to sleep.
Roaring waves ~
Crash the beach.

Stretched a long ~
Sand and daft.
Dawn slowly cracks ~  
At the aft.

Pastel egg ~
In the sky.
Sunny side up ~
The morning rise.

Inspired sight ~
Dawn shine lends.
California coast ~
Never ends.

Sandy ribbons ~
Beach belt bends ~
Emerald coast ~
Santa Ana winds. ~

Wind swept sparkles ~
Main sails sway.
Catamarans ~
Balboa Bay.

Health nuts  ~
Spandex ~
Own the morn.
Cyclists. Runners.
Life reborn.

Bleach blond beatniks ~
Chap-Stick chicks.
Surfers paddle ~
Waves to pick.

Jack not nimble ~
Jack not quick.
Jack wipes-out!
Lickety-Split.

Quilt-patch slum ~
Checkered lots do fill.
A teenage infested ~
Squattersville.

Hawaiian Tropics
Silver Oxide
Pubescent hormones ~.
Flourish topside

Bohemian families ~
Converge on beach.
Along the Rocky jetty.
Mothers chase ~
Big straw hats ~
Rolling off the windy.


Lunchtime snack ~
Seagulls gather.
Gap-toothed kid.
Defends his platter.
Relentless gull wing ~
Pitter patter.


His dukes held up.
He stands to fight.
As the bird gawks aloud ~
He flees in startled flight.

Noontide high ~
Chaise lounge cozy ~
Calls my name.
On the dozy.

Sleeping. Headache.
Spittle drooling.
Sunburned.
I wake to wonder ~
Was I dreaming?

My summer daze!

Saw a paper ~
Tossed of mine.
As unfolded read:
867-5309

My summer days!
I.

L'ÉGLISE est vaste et haute. À ses clochers superbes
L'ogive en fleur suspend ses trèfles et ses gerbes ;
Son portail resplendit, de sa rose pourvu ;
Le soir fait fourmiller sous la voussure énorme
Anges, vierges, le ciel, l'enfer sombre et difforme,
Tout un monde effrayant comme un rêve entrevu.

Mais ce n'est pas l'église, et ses voûtes, sublimes,
Ses porches, ses vitraux, ses lueurs, ses abîmes,
Sa façade et ses tours, qui fascinent mes yeux ;
Non ; c'est, tout près, dans l'ombre où l'âme aime à descendre
Cette chambre d'où sort un chant sonore et tendre,
Posée au bord d'un toit comme un oiseau joyeux.

Oui, l'édifice est beau, mais cette chambre est douce.
J'aime le chêne altier moins que le nid de mousse ;
J'aime le vent des prés plus que l'âpre ouragan ;
Mon cœur, quand il se perd vers les vagues béantes,
Préfère l'algue obscure aux falaises géantes.
Et l'heureuse hirondelle au splendide océan.

II.

Frais réduit ! à travers une claire feuillée
Sa fenêtre petite et comme émerveillée
S'épanouit auprès du gothique portail.
Sa verte jalousie à trois clous accrochée,
Par un bout s'échappant, par l'autre rattachée,
S'ouvre coquettement comme un grand éventail.

Au-dehors un beau lys, qu'un prestige environne,
Emplit de sa racine et de sa fleur couronne
- Tout près de la gouttière où dort un chat sournois -
Un vase à forme étrange en porcelaine bleue
Où brille, avec des paons ouvrant leur large queue,
Ce beau pays d'azur que rêvent les Chinois.

Et dans l'intérieur par moments luit et passe
Une ombre, une figure, une fée, une grâce,
Jeune fille du peuple au chant plein de bonheur,
Orpheline, dit-on, et seule en cet asile,
Mais qui parfois a l'air, tant son front est tranquille,
De voir distinctement la face du Seigneur.

On sent, rien qu'à la voir, sa dignité profonde.
De ce cœur sans limon nul vent n'a troublé l'onde.
Ce tendre oiseau qui jase ignore l'oiseleur.
L'aile du papillon a toute sa poussière.
L'âme de l'humble vierge a toute sa lumière.
La perle de l'aurore est encor dans la fleur.

À l'obscure mansarde il semble que l'œil voie
Aboutir doucement tout un monde de joie,
La place, les passants, les enfants, leurs ébats,
Les femmes sous l'église à pas lents disparues,
Des fronts épanouis par la chanson des rues,
Mille rayons d'en haut, mille reflets d'en bas.

Fille heureuse ! autour d'elle ainsi qu'autour d'un temple,
Tout est modeste et doux, tout donne un bon exemple.
L'abeille fait son miel, la fleur rit au ciel bleu,
La tour répand de l'ombre, et, devant la fenêtre,
Sans faute, chaque soir, pour obéir au maître,
L'astre allume humblement sa couronne de feu.

Sur son beau col, empreint de virginité pure,
Point d'altière dentelle ou de riche guipure ;
Mais un simple mouchoir noué pudiquement.
Pas de perle à son front, mais aussi pas de ride,
Mais un œil chaste et vif, mais un regard limpide.
Où brille le regard que sert le diamant ?

III.

L'angle de la cellule abrite un lit paisible.
Sur la table est ce livre où Dieu se fait visible,
La légende des saints, seul et vrai panthéon.
Et dans un coin obscur, près de la cheminée,
Entre la bonne Vierge et le buis de l'année,
Quatre épingles au mur fixent Napoléon.

Cet aigle en cette cage ! - et pourquoi non ? dans l'ombre
De cette chambre étroite et calme, où rien n'est sombre,
Où dort la belle enfant, douce comme son lys,
Où tant de paix, de grâce et de joie est versée,
Je ne hais pas d'entendre au fond de ma pensée
Le bruit des lourds canons roulant vers Austerlitz.

Et près de l'empereur devant qui tout s'incline,
- Ô légitime orgueil de la pauvre orpheline ! -
Brille une croix d'honneur, signe humble et triomphant,
Croix d'un soldat, tombé comme tout héros tombe,
Et qui, père endormi, fait du fond de sa tombe
Veiller un peu de gloire auprès de son enfant.

IV.

Croix de Napoléon ! joyau guerrier ! pensée !
Couronne de laurier de rayons traversée !
Quand il menait ses preux aux combats acharnés,
Il la laissait, afin de conquérir la terre,
Pendre sur tous les fronts durant toute la guerre ;
Puis, la grande œuvre faite, il leur disait : Venez !

Puis il donnait sa croix à ces hommes stoïques,
Et des larmes coulaient de leurs yeux héroïques ;
Muets, ils admiraient leur demi-dieu vainqueur ;
On eût dit qu'allumant leur âme avec son âme,
En touchant leur poitrine avec son doigt de flamme,
Il leur faisait jaillir cette étoile du cœur !

V.

Le matin elle chante et puis elle travaille,
Sérieuse, les pieds sur sa chaise de paille,
Cousant, taillant, brodant quelques dessins choisis ;
Et, tandis que, songeant à Dieu, simple et sans crainte,
Cette vierge accomplit sa tâche auguste et sainte,
Le silence rêveur à sa porte est assis.

Ainsi, Seigneur, vos mains couvrent cette demeure.
Dans cet asile obscur, qu'aucun souci n'effleure,
Rien qui ne soit sacré, rien qui ne soit charmant !
Cette âme, en vous priant pour ceux dont la nef sombre,
Peut monter chaque soir vers vous sans faire d'ombre
Dans la sérénité de votre firmament !

Nul danger ! nul écueil ! - Si ! l'aspic est dans l'herbe !
Hélas ! hélas ! le ver est dans le fruit superbe !
Pour troubler une vie il suffit d'un regard.
Le mal peut se montrer même aux clartés d'un cierge.
La curiosité qu'a l'esprit de la vierge
Fait une plaie au cœur de la femme plus ****.

Plein de ces chants honteux, dégoût de la mémoire,
Un vieux livre est là-haut sur une vieille armoire,
Par quelque vil passant dans cette ombre oublié ;
Roman du dernier siècle ! œuvre d'ignominie !
Voltaire alors régnait, ce singe de génie
Chez l'homme en mission par le diable envoyé.

VI.

Epoque qui gardas, de vin, de sang rougie,
Même en agonisant, l'allure de l'orgie !
Ô dix-huitième siècle, impie et châtié !
Société sans dieu, par qui Dieu fus frappée !
Qui, brisant sous la hache et le sceptre et l'épée,
Jeune offensas l'amour, et vieille la pitié !

Table d'un long festin qu'un échafaud termine !
Monde, aveugle pour Christ, que Satan illumine !
Honte à tes écrivains devant les nations !
L'ombre de tes forfaits est dans leur renommée
Comme d'une chaudière il sort une fumée,
Leur sombre gloire sort des révolutions !

VII.

Frêle barque assoupie à quelques pas d'un gouffre !
Prends garde, enfant ! cœur tendre où rien encor ne souffre !
Ô pauvre fille d'Ève ! ô pauvre jeune esprit !
Voltaire, le serpent, le doute, l'ironie,
Voltaire est dans un coin de ta chambre bénie !
Avec son œil de flamme il t'espionne, et rit.

Oh ! tremble ! ce sophiste a sondé bien des fanges !
Oh ! tremble ! ce faux sage a perdu bien des anges !
Ce démon, noir milan, fond sur les cœurs pieux,
Et les brise, et souvent, sous ses griffes cruelles,
Plume à plume j'ai vu tomber ces blanches ailles
Qui font qu'une âme vole et s'enfuit dans les cieux !

Il compte de ton sein les battements sans nombre.
Le moindre mouvement de ton esprit dans l'ombre,
S'il penche un peu vers lui, fait resplendir son œil.
Et, comme un loup rôdant, comme un tigre qui guette,
Par moments, de Satan, visible au seul poète,
La tête monstrueuse apparaît à ton seuil !

VIII.

Hélas ! si ta main chaste ouvrait ce livre infâme,
Tu sentirais soudain Dieu mourir dans ton âme.
Ce soir tu pencherais ton front triste et boudeur
Pour voir passer au **** dans quelque verte allée
Les chars étincelants à la roue étoilée,
Et demain tu rirais de la sainte pudeur !

Ton lit, troublé la nuit de visions étranges,
Ferait fuir le sommeil, le plus craintif des anges !
Tu ne dormirais plus, tu ne chanterais plus,
Et ton esprit, tombé dans l'océan des rêves,
Irait, déraciné comme l'herbe des grèves,
Du plaisir à l'opprobre et du flux au reflux !

IX.

Oh ! la croix de ton père est là qui te regarde !
La croix du vieux soldat mort dans la vieille garde !
Laisse-toi conseiller par elle, ange tenté !
Laisse-toi conseiller, guider, sauver peut-être
Par ce lys fraternel penché sur ta fenêtre,
Qui mêle son parfum à ta virginité !

Par toute ombre qui passe en baissant la paupière !
Par les vieux saints rangés sous le portail de pierre !
Par la blanche colombe aux rapides adieux !
Par l'orgue ardent dont l'hymne en longs sanglots se brise !
Laisse-toi conseiller par la pensive église !
Laisse-toi conseiller par le ciel radieux !

Laisse-toi conseiller par l'aiguille ouvrière,
Présente à ton labeur, présente à ta prière,
Qui dit tout bas : Travaille ! - Oh ! crois-la ! - Dieu, vois-tu,
Fit naître du travail, que l'insensé repousse,
Deux filles, la vertu, qui fait la gaîté douce,
Et la gaîté, qui rend charmante la vertu !

Entends ces mille voix, d'amour accentuées,
Qui passent dans le vent, qui tombent des nuées,
Qui montent vaguement des seuils silencieux,
Que la rosée apporte avec ses chastes gouttes,
Que le chant des oiseaux te répète, et qui toutes
Te disent à la fois : Sois pure sous les cieux !

Sois pure sous les cieux ! comme l'onde et l'aurore,
Comme le joyeux nid, comme la tour sonore,
Comme la gerbe blonde, amour du moissonneur,
Comme l'astre incliné, comme la fleur penchante,
Comme tout ce qui rit, comme tout ce qui chante,
Comme tout ce qui dort dans la paix du Seigneur !

Sois calme. Le repos va du cœur au visage ;
La tranquillité fait la majesté du sage.
Sois joyeuse. La foi vit sans l'austérité ;
Un des reflets du ciel, c'est le rire des femmes ;
La joie est la chaleur que jette dans les âmes
Cette clarté d'en haut qu'on nomme Vérité.

La joie est pour l'esprit une riche ceinture.
La joie adoucit tout dans l'immense nature.
Dieu sur les vieilles tours pose le nid charmant
Et la broussaille en fleur qui luit dans l'herbe épaisse ;
Car la ruine même autour de sa tristesse
A besoin de jeunesse et de rayonnement !

Sois bonne. La bonté contient les autres choses.
Le Seigneur indulgent sur qui tu te reposes
Compose de bonté le penseur fraternel.
La bonté, c'est le fond des natures augustes.
D'une seule vertu Dieu fait le cœur des justes,
Comme d'un seul saphir la coupole du ciel.

Ainsi, tu resteras, comme un lys, comme un cygne,
Blanche entre les fronts purs marqués d'un divin signe
Et tu seras de ceux qui, sans peur, sans ennuis,
Des saintes actions amassant la richesse,
Rangent leur barque au port, leur vie à la sagesse
Et, priant tous les soirs, dorment toutes les nuits !

Le poète à lui-même.

Tandis que sur les bois, les prés et les charmilles,
S'épanchent la lumière et la splendeur des cieux,
Toi, poète serein, répands sur les familles,
Répands sur les enfants et sur les jeunes filles,
Répands sur les vieillards ton chant religieux !

Montre du doigt la rive à tous ceux qu'une voile
Traîne sur le flot noir par les vents agité ;
Aux vierges, l'innocence, heureuse et noble étoile ;
À la foule, l'autel que l'impiété voile ;
Aux jeunes, l'avenir ; aux vieux, l'éternité !

Fais filtrer ta raison dans l'homme et dans la femme.
Montre à chacun le vrai du côté saisissant.
Que tout penseur en toi trouve ce qu'il réclame.
Plonge Dieu dans les cœurs, et jette dans chaque âme
Un mot révélateur, propre à ce qu'elle sent.

Ainsi, sans bruit, dans l'ombre, ô songeur solitaire,
Ton esprit, d'où jaillit ton vers que Dieu bénit,
Du peuple sous tes pieds perce le crâne austère ; -
Comme un coin lent et sûr, dans les flancs de la terre
La racine du chêne entr'ouvre le granit.

Du 24 au 29 juin 1839.
Eyithen Mar 2023
My love has been left sitting too long/it has fermented into loneliness/nobody wants to be the last one standing/to be the last kid picked in gym class/it creates disappointment.

Emptiness wraps me in its cold embrace/There used to be more of us/but one by one they were picked off/Falling into the snare of an intimate relationship/I am merely a placeholder until they get the ones they will spend forever with/and that was ok...at least I thought it was.../

I had my cat/but now she is gone/The one constant thing in my life/I come home expecting to see her there/on my bed/laying in the sun/on the chaise with her favorite blanket/I said goodbye on a Thursday/and packed up all her things four days later/The reminder was too painful/And yet I have pictures of her everywhere/because I need her presence/Loneliness was never so bad because I was never alone/until now.

So yes I am growing bitter towards the idea of boyfriends./Boyfriends become priority/You become less of one/Maybe when I get one it will be different/But I have vowed never to forget who was there for me/but right now in this moment/I am sick of being abandoned/of being alone/Of grieving what I have lost and what I don't have.
Amitav Radiance May 2014
The furnished souls
Adorned with mahogany
Luxurious pieces in every corner
Eau de parfum, the finest from France
Does not allure the senses
The settees, chaise lounges and recliners
Standing there, forlorn, awaiting guests
The ornate crystal chandeliers adorn the ceilings
Trying to illuminate the gloominess
The flooring of Makrana marble on the floors
As if there is a puzzle to be solved
It looks quizzically at the incoherent footsteps
Of the infrequent visitors, not even interested
Mansion filled with embellishments
Yet there are no worthy inhabitants
The Swarovski crystal curtains, veils the outside world
That waits, without any expectations or superfluities
To furnish the soul with love




© Amitav (Radiance)
Love needs no adornments, Love itself, is opulence...
So I'm drinking the red wine
I had those cut-up peaches
Soaking, fermenting in for 3 days.
A nice summer evening buzz,
Just back from my evening walk
Within the gates of my over-55
Lunatic Asylum.
On my rear porch in Hemetucky,
I chaise lounge the hours,
Listening to the mourning dove
Nesting in the bottlebrush bush.
I know she's there, having
Fired thru my duck blind,
My latest weapon of choice,
My new-fangled Flex Hose,
It expands when turned on.
Which got me thinking that the
Flex Hose inventor guy must have
Whacked off a lot as a teenager.
An Alex Portnoy protege, perhaps,
If familiar with Roth's book.
Portnoy's Complaint:
Most of us read it;
Some of us lived it.
It is pointless to speculate.
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(That's right, a commercial right in the
Middle of the ******* poem.
This Poet refusing to die in the gutter,
Having finally figured out how to
MAKE POETRY PAY.)
But I digress.
Anais Vionet Nov 2023
It’s Harvard VS Yale this weekend, the vibes are just starting now. Everyone - and I mean everyone - has been asking about my game tickets, because guest tickets are $25 a pop. I’m more interested in the parties than the game, so I donated mine (Students get 1 free ticket and they can buy 2 for $15 each) to Lisa (one of my suitemates) for her family.

Lisa, Leong, Anna and I are getting ready to go down to the dining hall. Lisa asks the room, “Harry Styles’ new buzzcut - Yes, or No?”
“No,” Leong said, not looking up from her teen fashion magazine.
“Oh, no - God no,” I answered, “The worst decision of 2023.”
Anna blows a raspberry, “I think he’s trying to ditch his ‘pretty boy’ image and go hard rock.”
Lisa followed up, “And?..” “And NO, disaster NO, jump the shark NO,” Anna answered.
“I’m a NO also” Lisa admitted, and she’s a h-core Styles fan.

Later, Lisa was reclining on my bed, using every pillow I own to turn it into a chaise lounge that wouldn’t wrinkle her outfit. Her heels were on the floor and her bare feet were dangling in the air. Her toenails were a French tipped twinkly-pink.

She was slurping on a Coke-Zero - again - for a much-needed kick of caffeine before the night's events - which made me feel guilty, because she picked that up when I took her to Paris last summer. I’ve told her (a million times) how bad it is for her metabolism and endocrine system.
“How could you do this to me?” I asked, as if exasperated - which is currently our in-joke for everything.
“Now-now-now now-now,” she says, in self-defense, “what SHOULD I be drinking then?”
“H2-oh,” I say. “H20, as in water,” she sort of inquired, she then asked, “What’s the ‘2’ stand for?”
“Twenty,” I think, snarking back.
“Oh, you fancy, huh?” she laughed.
“I’m in college.” I shruggingly bragged.

I was shuffling through my closet, trying to pick out an outfit that would, at least, look ‘ok’ next to Lisa’s ‘in your face’ fun mix of pinks and purples sprinkled with neon greens.
Barbie herself could never.
I doubted I could keep with the theme.

My secret to dressing for these endless ‘theme’ parties, is to just tune out the noise and focus on your feels. If you give too much weight to how others will judge you, it’ll ruin the moment. I ended up wearing a vintage, deep blue, Betsey Johnson dress with matching tights and black ballet flats. Glittery, smokey-eye makeup and messy curls completed the 'très bien ensemble'.

I looked in the mirror, hoping for glam, and shrugged, “the scene’s going to be moody-lit anyway,” I said, as an excuse to the universe.

“You’re going to ******-der-der,” Lisa pronounced, as we gathered our bags to leave. “******-der-der?” I chuckled.
“******-der-der,” she confirmed, as if it were obvious.

h-core = *******
Helen Feb 2014
To all the ungrateful ******
that felt me up on the back seat
in some unknown parking lot
because you wouldn't spring
for a real date
Perhaps your waiting for me
to bled my angst onto this page
Pffft
Don't wait!
If you've decimated me
into tiny parts
where slot A no longer fits
for your tiny part B
you don't deserve to be carried,
vaunted upon a poetic chaise
it's a pathetic waste
of my Joie de vivre
I can't read another word
of You were my one and only
until you left me
so I'm just going to keep
writing about
how good I was for him
and how he doesn't deserve me

Because He doesn't care!
He's down and *****
on the back seat
in another unknown parking lot
with another faceless name
for him, it's freaking hot
So stop spilling your life's blood
upon an empty page
Pick up, move on
Discover life after ungrateful ******
Write something that will live longer
than just your age
Having summoned an Uber I walked
Into the Remise to await for its arrival.
Unusual, the owners of this 1750’s building
Had refused to knock down the Remise
And as it was snowing and cold it sure was
A comforting place to wait out of the weather.

I imagined how it must of looked in its heyday
Full of fine coaches and horse tack.
For a moment I could smell a horse all bridled
And strapped with new leather – something which
Stirred up an agreeable sensation within me;
I could feel the churlish beast chomping at the bit.

Twiddling my thumbs as I waited I wondered if
There were anyone left to construct such an ancient
Horse drawn carriage or was there even anyone left
Who could ever think of using it.
But as oft I do I let my mind wander to
Those good old days, though not one of which I knew.

Closing my eyes, I swear that I could smell the oak fire
Of a blacksmith’s furnace and I could hear the
Gent solidly hammering out a new set of gaited horseshoes.
In my minds eye I could see the Remise all
Full of carriages, each hooked to a fine stead -
What a grand sight it must of truly been.

It was then that I felt a hand in mine and when I
Turned toward the hand – to my wandering eye -
I had a hold on the most intriguing creature that God
Had ever given a man to hold, I dared not open my eyes.
She looked into my soul and asked me,
“Sir, which carriage?”

At about 8 paces in front of us was what I suppose
Was the best equipped of the lot and as its driver
Stepped down and made his way toward me/us
I noticed the lady was as taken with it as myself.
So Monsieur De La Dessein – the driver – or at
Least that was how he introduced himself,

Then he asked me if we cared to take the Grand Tour.
He led us up to the door of the chaise and as he opened
The door I said, “This one will not do,
It is hardly big enough for one.”
The lady, without hesitation, pushed me toward the
Door whispering, “Get in.”

Upon her insistence I climbed aboard taking up
All but about 4 inches of the seat cushion
When the lady put her head and foot in the
Carriage saying, “Move over.”
With no place to move I tilted up on one cheek
With my legs – one atop of the other.

Now my lady was climbing in full bodied and all
To find that she too must sit on one cheek facing me
With our knees knocking against each other.
The driver shut the door as the lady said, “Abarth.”
The horse sprang to life as the “La Grand Tour” began.
Face to face, body to body this buggy ride was …

How should I say it ….

Wonderful….

And then I did the stupidest thing that I’d ever done.
I opened my eyes to find the Remise empty -
No carriages, no horses, no blacksmith and no ravishing beauty.
Just an empty place to get in out of the weather.
My heart sank lower than it had ever been before.
What mind is this that can wander so ****** far from reality?

A little tiny car whipped into the Remise and right in front of me
It turned a half moon pulling up to me.
I noticed the labeling on the front of the car – Fiat.
The back windows were all blacked out.
The driver got out coming toward me on the passenger side.
As he opened the back door I asked him what kind of car this was.

He said it was a Fiat Abarth and he hoped that
I didn’t mind sharing the ride.
As I bent over peering inside the driver said his name
“Monsieur De La Desein” and sitting on
One cheek in the back of this mutant automobile
Was – that intriguing creature that I had just dreamed about.

Carefully – more expertly this time – I crawled into
The back – on one cheek – face to face
As the Uber driver asked me, “Where to.”
In perfect unison – we in the back replied
“La Grand Tour please.”

God, please don't make me open my eyes...
Stioiu Denis Dec 2015
Like the night that flows in arrows
And the raven that flies in skies
She comes to me in a chaise
Pulled by the great white wolf

Aimee, my love, you are
the door between pleasure and pain
You fold me in shawl of lies
And stab my heart with truth

You came here like a salamander from the fire
Your siblings are **** and Nyx,
Melt in my arms like dew on leaves
Whisper and say you'll never leave


But the archer killed the raven
And wolf barks outside, in forest,
You have to go, you kiss my neck,
Send me to sleep, although
You know I'll wake up crying

Your hair is unseen in night
The eyes are tears of fire
Your skin is made from brightest stars
And you're dressed with moonrays
am i ee Sep 2015
meanwhile,
back at the ranch,
.....or hacienda or suburban condo,

the young suburban ma'am
was weeping, 'n cryingn  'n sobbing,
having thrown herself down on her
soft, velvet covered chaise lounge.

"where are you Manly Cowboy?"
she wept
"wherefore did thou go?"
"whyfore have you doth forsaken me so?"
"in my hour of need?"

Boo hoo hoo hoo

the wailing was reaching a rather
intense volume,
so much so,
that,
soon,

there was a knock at the door.

wiping her tears from her
bright red swollen eyes and cheeks,
with her delicately embroidered
handkerchief,
her long white gosling robed gown
trailing her as,
she went to the door.

opening it,
what did she see?

but standing there,
there stood,
the,
most,
handsome, tall,
muscular man
of a manly plumber
she had ever seen.

said he,
"i couldn't but help to be
overhearing
your pitiful wails.

and i thought you might
need some help.

anything i can do to
assist you ma'am?"

WELL...
thought she,
this is the best iimprovement
in many a long day,
since the Manly Cowboy
had gone away.

"yes, you can" replied she
"would you like to come in
and take a cup of tea
with me?"

......not so fast,  
we're not done
with this one.

"certainly, i would" replied he,
"and, well, ma'am, if it isn't any
trouble for you,
i'd really prefer something
a little stronger,
per chance, do you have
any beer?"

"why yes i do." says she

"cold?" asks he

"as a snowball in hell." she replied

the manly plumber strode in,
his tools jangling about
his firm hips and strong legs.

excusing herself,
she went to the kitchen and
opened up two beers.

pouring one in a tall glass,
over ice,
she poured an eighth of the other
into another
and finished filling it up
by adding warm water
from the tap.

she did this to prevent herself
from getting too tipsy
as she was dehydrated from
all of her crying.

out she walked,
two tall glasses
in hand,
she handed one to him
and looked over the other.

the first shy smile
her sweet face
had seen in a while,
began creeping up.

since,

now? who had gone???

the manly cowboy
lying on his back
of some foriegn land,
looked up and
saw a star twinkling
high in the sky,
and he smiled.
as is readily apparent the suburban ma'am has no clue about forth and fort and doths, but she was finding out that simply by adding a 'th' to her travails, it sounded SO much better.

Oh and ....if you have a hankerin' to read from the beginning... see the Collections,  The Manly Cowboy & Chronicles of a Big Fat Yellow Bootay
Perig3e Feb 2011
Would you favor me?
Lounge in the chaise by the window
that tapers light inward,
so when you lie back,
without your clothing,
your face, shoulders, arms, nippled *******, belly, and *****
are bathed in natural and trailing light
defining your exquisite form
while shadowing your manifold into eternal mystery.
All rights reserved by the author
Georgia Sun relaxes in the fifth house
Hummers circle Florida sky from my shaded chaise
Blue Jays and Brown Thrashers lounge the
ripened Fig Trees , shadows walk the vegetable
gardens , nightshades ardent for cool , rainy reprieve
Crows muster high atop centurion Oaks
Bluebirds and Sparrows work the grass like -
two old time blokes as the ice melts away in -
a frosty *** and Coke* ......
Copyright June 27 , 2016 by Randolph L Wilson * All Rights Reserved
Judypatooote Jan 2015
I'm having a memory...
It's hot out,
I'm young,
I have a good body,
(well better body)
I'm in a two piece bathing suit,
Covered with baby oil
Mixed with iodine,
Laying on my chaise lounge,
With the sprinkler misting me,
Drinking a cold ice tea,
Two sugars and lemon,
Listening to Al Green sing...
Oh dear,
I just woke up,
Al Green is still singing,
But I'm flopped in my lazy boy chair
With my memory pillow
In back for my back...
The two piece bathing suit
And good body are gone...
And it's white outside...
Where did the time go?

By Judy
It's cold out.....and I really do love listening to Al Green....
Back in the 50's I lived in the sun....sun is good for you I heard...
And yes we mixed baby oil together with iodine it was like a copper tone.
Little did we know what that sunshine could do to you...
I'm still safe, but several of my dear friends have skin cancer...
Sonnet.

Dans la salle à manger brune, que parfumait
Une odeur de vernis et de fruits, à mon aise
Je ramassais un plat de je ne sais quel met
Belge, et je m'épatais dans mon immense chaise.

En mangeant, j'écoutais l'horloge, - heureux et coi.
La cuisine s'ouvrit avec une bouffée,
- Et la servante vint, je ne sais pas pourquoi,
Fichu moitié défait, malinement coiffée

Et, tout en promenant son petit doigt tremblant
Sur sa joue, un velours de pêche rose et blanc,
En faisant, de sa lèvre enfantine, une moue,

Elle arrangeait les plats, près de moi, pour m'aiser ;
- Puis, comme ça, - bien sûr, pour avoir un baiser, -
Tout bas : " Sens donc, j'ai pris 'une' froid sur la joue..."

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