What will it be today?"
" I'll have some garlic, pepper and coke. "
" will that be all?"
Log: Ship Orinas last:
I made a short stop on planet earth. I am back in route toward home. Of course it's not every day one gets to stop and have the best spices and drink in the galaxy.
next to my cup of hot bitter coffee
my bowl has a cone
an avalanche of heartache cereals
that is about to fall...
a plate of
peppered uncertainties omelet
beckons to be gulped and wiped out....
but, alas, i feel already stuffed
i can no longer swallow...
i decided to skip breakfast....
Rosalia Rosario A. Bayan
Someone stole the last piece of my turkey sandwich.
I bet the motherfucker put some pepper on it.
I hope it was pepper from that
dirty ass pepper-shaker that is no longer see-through.
That bastard left me with one poker-chip pickle slice and
Those pieces of potato chips that you
Have to spear with a fingertip to eat.
I am sure he put mustard on that last piece of turkey sandwich;
In that delicate delicatessen squiggly pattern that is all in the wrist.
-And, speaking of wrist, that jerkoff forged my signature perfectly.
He even put another Lone Star bottle on my tab then
Neatly arranged the bottle caps next to four toothpicks.
That suave motherfucker.
To honor him, when I get home
I am going to smoke his weed,
Fuck his girlfriend and take his shit.
RIP Jeff Hunter
Thank The Peppered Pickle Clown
(Peppered Pickle Day)
This is a story you may not know
And it is banned in pickle town
It's about a peppered pickle
That became a circus clown
He started out his short life
Looking through a stained glass jar
Watching his sweet pickled brother
Become a kosher star
Although his peppered pickle life was sweet
This peppered pickle wanted more
He would join the circus as a clown
And be a cut up fans adore
At first it started slowly
No fans did call his name
But a peppered pickle as a clown
Well thats funny just the same
As time went on he made them laugh
They started yelling for him more
Then a show was built just for him
And a peppered pickle day was born
All the fans they ordered pickles
On peppered pickles they would gorge
Then one day there came a time
Peppered pickles they ran short
The peppered pickle clown, he knew right then
That it was time to make his mark
He made a deal with Vlasic corp.
To put peppered pickles in their jars
So Vlasic corp. invited him
To come take a private tour
They said that he would relish it
And be a cut up in the stores
They put the peppered pickle clown
In a clown chair and tied him down
They said it was for safety
As the belt showed him around
The belt went slow when starting out
Picked up speed as it went along
The peppered pickle clown was sliced and diced
Vlasic didn't clown around
So remember the peppered pickle clown
When you shop at your home store
He gave his life for stardom
And thats why you now pay more
Today is peppered pickle day
And will be known the world around
Made famous by a sweet delight
The peppered pickle clown
Carl J. Roberts
I'm a pepper junkie,
from the mild
I'll eat them all.
BBQ chicken wings,
just pile up the
maye a habanero or two.
All my kin
know how delicious
thay are going down
& how fiery
they are coming out.
But no matter,
I don't care about
& shout for more
of those hot