Oh green pepper
Chris Neilson

Oh green pepper
You are inedible
You're in every multi-pack
This is incredible

Oh green pepper
You're a crime against food
You even put clowns
In a bad mood

Oh green pepper
Your taste sickens me
You're not worth
A measly 1p

Oh green pepper
Why do you exist?
You never appear
On any shopping list

Oh green pepper
You infringe my human rights
Eating one of you
Would give me the...upset stomach

#food   #humour   #shopping   #pepper  
" I'll have some garlic, pepper and coke. "
Solaces
Solaces
Aug 16, 2014

What will it be today?"  
" I'll have some garlic, pepper and coke. "
" will that be all?"
"Yes."


Log:  Ship Orinas last:
121299€

I made a short stop on planet earth.  I am back in route toward home.  Of course it's not every day one gets to stop and have the best spices and drink in the galaxy.

Must taste good else where.
#coke   #pepper   #garlic  
Her diet, just pepper, not her fault,
K Balachandran

Once I chased a girl in Calicut,
Her diet, just pepper, not her fault,
Wooing her I'd plead,
"You are hot, I am glad,
But burn just my mouth, understood?"

Calicut in the original spice country, Kerala, South India is the sea port Portuguese explorer and seafarer, Vasco da Gama the first European to discover sea route to India , landed in A.D.1498 .Pepper was the main reason for this adventure, that led to Portuguese colonization of Kerala and nearby  region.Malayalam , the language of Kerala and Portuguese share quite a number of words, as a result of this interlude(eg;Calico-a fabric originally from Calicut).Later the Dutch, the next wave of colonizers (who were Protestants) ousted the Catholic Portuguese from their head quarters in Cochin and occupied their place, till the British came along and pushed them out..Europian powers of yore fought their proxy religio, socio, economic wars in a far away land.Oh!yes,! the French also had in between their share of  colonial success in Kerala, where still the Francophone culture remains..
#hot   #pepper   #calicut   #limirik  
brew's less than Dr Pepper,
βέƦẙḽ Dṏṽ the Smartass Rabbi

"Cigarettes are cheap,
brew's less than Dr Pepper,
but whores are pricey."

#cheap   #haiku   #cigarettes   #satire   #beryldov   #dr   #kentucky   #pricey   #wikipedia   #pepper  
Sam Pepper posted a video
Tear Drop
Tear Drop
Dec 1, 2015

Sam Pepper posted a video
on YouTube. It showed one
friend pretending to be
kidnapped, and shot and
killed in front of his best
friend. His best friend,
believing that he'd watched
the other die, said,
"Please, no, he's all
that I have."

#depression   #crying   #tear   #drop   #sam   #youtube   #kidnap   #pepper  
A peach is a pepper a pepper a peach, a peach is a fruit,

I knew an old man who swallowed a peach,
A peach is a pepper a pepper a peach, a peach is a fruit,
My what a toot to have eaten such fruit, he swallowed the
Pepper to follow the peach but I don't
Know why he swallowed the peach,
Let's make some pie!

I knew an old man who swallowed a plum,
A plum is a cherry a cherry a plum, a plum is a fruit,
My what a toot to have eaten such fruit, he swallowed the
Cherry to follow the plum but I don't
Know why he swallowed the plum,
Let's make some pie!

He swallowed 'em whole...! Gasp...

#funny   #weird   #crazy   #recipe   #fruit   #pie   #swallowed   #plum   #pepper  
I took some pepper spray and a bottle of pills.
Ana Swaim

Based off a true story...

That's the way you want it to start?
Traditional granting you a look into my life.
So I guess I will tell you about one dark night.
I had run away.
It was all overwhelming.
I took some pepper spray and a bottle of pills.
I went and sat in the park alone in the bushes. I knew the police would be looking for me but I don't care.
I just stared across the field.
I opened the mace just to figure out how to use it.
I sprayed my face accidentally.
Then I went home.
That was the end of that adventure.

Pepper spray hates
#hate   #eyes   #spray   #pepper   #birn  
Sally A Bayan
Sally A Bayan
Oct 19, 2013

next to my cup of hot bitter coffee
my bowl has a cone
an avalanche of heartache cereals
that is about to fall...
a plate of
peppered uncertainties omelet
beckons to be gulped and wiped out....
but, alas, i feel already stuffed
i can no longer swallow...
-----------
i decided to skip breakfast....



Sally

Copyright 2013
Rosalia Rosario A. Bayan

I decided to build a fence
around my garden:
it was time to do so anyway,
I was overdue protection
from thieving rodents
and curious neighborhood pets.

There were roses blooming
behind the daisies, but the daisies
have been eaten and the roses
are brown and wilting over.
There were mint leaves
and peppers popping out,
but the ripe ones were stolen
while the rest were left to rot.

It is a nice fence, tall and sturdy.
Perhaps my flowers
will return and the peppers
and mint will find their way back.
I was long overdue,
but I finally built a fence
around my garden.

#flowers   #nature   #roses   #garden   #out   #daisies   #fence   #mint   #pepper  
I bet the motherfucker put some pepper on it.
Mutulu Kafele
Mutulu Kafele
Oct 14, 2014

Someone stole the last piece of my turkey sandwich.
I bet the motherfucker put some pepper on it.
I hope it was pepper from that
dirty ass pepper-shaker that is no longer see-through.
That bastard left me with one poker-chip pickle slice and
Those pieces of potato chips that you
Have to spear with a fingertip to eat.
That son-of-a-bitch!
I am sure he put mustard on that last piece of turkey sandwich;
In that delicate delicatessen squiggly pattern that is all in the wrist.
-And, speaking of wrist, that jerkoff forged my signature perfectly.
He even put another Lone Star bottle on my tab then
Neatly arranged the bottle caps next to four toothpicks.
That suave motherfucker.
To honor him, when I get home
I am going to smoke his weed,
Fuck his girlfriend and take his shit.

Ding! 2012 Montrose Rock Revel
RIP Jeff Hunter
Copyright 2012.
#love   #poetry   #hate   #soul   #bar   #beer   #weed   #sandwich   #pub   #pepper  
 
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