" I'll have some garlic, pepper and coke. "
Aug 16, 2014      Aug 17, 2014

What will it be today?"  
" I'll have some garlic, pepper and coke. "
" will that be all?"

Log:  Ship Orinas last:

I made a short stop on planet earth.  I am back in route toward home.  Of course it's not every day one gets to stop and have the best spices and drink in the galaxy.

Must taste good else where.
#coke   #pepper   #garlic  
brew's less than Dr Pepper,
βέƦẙḽ Dṏṽ the Smartass Rabbi

"Cigarettes are cheap,
brew's less than Dr Pepper,
but whores are pricey."

#cheap   #haiku   #cigarettes   #satire   #beryldov   #dr   #kentucky   #pricey   #wikipedia   #pepper  
Sally A Bayan
Sally A Bayan
Oct 19, 2013      Oct 20, 2013

next to my cup of hot bitter coffee
my bowl has a cone
an avalanche of heartache cereals
that is about to fall...
a plate of
peppered uncertainties omelet
beckons to be gulped and wiped out....
but, alas, i feel already stuffed
i can no longer swallow...
i decided to skip breakfast....


Copyright 2013
Rosalia Rosario A. Bayan

I bet the motherfucker put some pepper on it.
Mutulu Kafele
Mutulu Kafele
Oct 14, 2014

Someone stole the last piece of my turkey sandwich.
I bet the motherfucker put some pepper on it.
I hope it was pepper from that
dirty ass pepper-shaker that is no longer see-through.
That bastard left me with one poker-chip pickle slice and
Those pieces of potato chips that you
Have to spear with a fingertip to eat.
That son-of-a-bitch!
I am sure he put mustard on that last piece of turkey sandwich;
In that delicate delicatessen squiggly pattern that is all in the wrist.
-And, speaking of wrist, that jerkoff forged my signature perfectly.
He even put another Lone Star bottle on my tab then
Neatly arranged the bottle caps next to four toothpicks.
That suave motherfucker.
To honor him, when I get home
I am going to smoke his weed,
Fuck his girlfriend and take his shit.

Ding! 2012 Montrose Rock Revel
RIP Jeff Hunter
Copyright 2012.
#love   #poetry   #hate   #soul   #bar   #beer   #weed   #sandwich   #pub   #pepper  
Carl Joseph Roberts
Carl Joseph Roberts
Oct 7, 2013      Oct 7, 2013

Thank The Peppered Pickle Clown
(Peppered Pickle Day)

This is a story you may not know
And it is banned in pickle town
It's about a peppered pickle
That became a circus clown

He started out his short life
Looking through a stained glass jar
Watching his sweet pickled brother
Become a kosher star

Although his peppered pickle life was sweet
This peppered pickle wanted more
He would join the circus as a clown
And be a cut up fans adore

At first it started slowly
No fans did call his name
But a peppered pickle as a clown
Well thats funny just the same

As time went on he made them laugh
They started yelling for him more
Then a show was built just for him
And a peppered pickle day was born

All the fans they ordered pickles
On peppered pickles they would gorge
Then one day there came a time
Peppered pickles they ran short

The peppered pickle clown, he knew right then
That it was time to make his mark
He made a deal with Vlasic corp.
To put peppered pickles in their jars

So Vlasic corp. invited him
To come take a private tour
They said that he would relish it
And be a cut up in the stores

They put the peppered pickle clown
In a clown chair and tied him down
They said it was for safety
As the belt showed him around

The belt went slow when starting out
Picked up speed as it went along
The peppered pickle clown was sliced and diced
Vlasic didn't clown around

So remember the peppered pickle clown
When you shop at your home store
He gave his life for stardom
And thats why you now pay more

Today is peppered pickle day
And will be known the world around
Made famous by a sweet delight
The peppered pickle clown

Carl J. Roberts

I know, I Know this is no where near my normal. No life lesson, memory from the past or make you cry poem. These past several weeks I have written those touching heart felt poems and well I just needed a break. So if you were looking for a life lesson today just shake your head and say, Joe, Joe, Joe..Really, Really. ..lol

Dearest, I fear to get too close: I'll worship from afar,
Like an Aztec priest who offered blood and chocolate to his star.
Your habanero hotness (no mere jalapeño spice)
I'm much afraid will burn to ashes me and all my lice.


I'm a pepper junkie,
Jonny Angel
Jonny Angel
May 20, 2014

I'm a pepper junkie,
from the mild
to nuclear,
I'll eat them all.

BBQ chicken wings,
roast pork,
baked stork
& tacos,
just pile up the
ghost pepper,
maye a habanero or two.

All my kin
know how delicious
thay are going down
& how fiery
they are coming out.

But no matter,
I don't care about
the bewares
& shout for more
of those hot
explosive gems.

Life is a pepper grinder
Dylan Mallard
Apr 3, 2014

Life is a pepper grinder
We all start out as a plant
We grow and grow
Until we have withered
Again and again
We are picked and gathered
Put into the grinder
We add to the hot steaming soup
Of someone we'll never know

that pepper
Stu Harley
Aug 10, 2014

we are
grains of sand
in the
hourglass of time
that pepper
the nightsky

cold Dr Pepper
Aug 12, 2014

cold Dr Pepper
in old fashioned glass bottle
evokes sweet mem'ries

© Hilda August 12, 2014
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