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Hayley Jan 2015
Why is the shampoo bottle clear, but not the conditioner?

I have no trouble getting shampoo out of the bottle, but I'm thinking of ripping apart my conditioner bottle...

Hmmm
Probably a trick to make us use more than we have to...money runs the world. :/
Ember Evanescent Jan 2015
I would make SUCH a good criminal. It is a shame I have parents and integrity. Well, some integrity lol. :P
seriously, I am a GOOD liar (which is bad, I know) and I am SO good at plotting some things...
Ember Evanescent Jan 2015
It would be funny if there was a guy who yelled Ow! and felt like he'd been slapped every time someone broke a law, no matter how minor.
I think he would be justified in his hatred for high schoolers if this guy existed lol! idk, I have weird thoughts. I would laugh so much though.
...WOW I have problems...


It's a series. Feel free to add to it. Title is self-explanatory. Literally, any spontaneous thought no matter how weird (like mine), funny, sad, deep, happy, thoughtful, or random.

Just include the hashtag #spontaneousthoughts and use the same title as mine: Spontaneous Thoughts (Series)

also feel free to message me to let me know you added to my series so I can read it.
#spontaneousthoughts
Rex Forté Jan 2015
Am I the only 14-year old being trained as a spy?
Not a  joke…I can explain if yuu really really wanted me to
Ember Evanescent Jan 2015
Am I the only teenage girl in the world who thinks about having an amazing relationship with her future mother-in-law as much as with her future husband?
Who ever it is, I just really want his mother to like me. What she thinks of me literally matters to me as much as what he thinks of me. Maybe I'm weird idk. Anyone else?

It's a series. Feel free to add to it. Title is self-explanatory. Literally, any spontaneous thought no matter how weird (like mine), funny, sad, deep, happy, thoughtful, or random.

Just include the hashtag #spontaneousthoughts and use the same title as mine: Spontaneous Thoughts (Series)

also feel free to message me to let me know you added to my series so I can read it.
thommya Jan 2015
I've always wanted to be that guy that in the middle of being in the audience of a live theatrical performance, from my seat, just shout, 'that line ******' and not be noticed, but know everyone around me agreed.
Ember Evanescent Jan 2015
No matter what Lovecraft wrote on his ******* post calling people trolls I most certainly do NOT support the bully f!cking Thee Artiste. And also I like saying the word fajitas.that was very random. Im upset. Fajitas
Part of the series. Please no one like Lovecrafts posts where he bullies people calling them trolls and making stuff up like how we supposedly "support thee artiste" because, you know, my constant very open loathing for his behaviour and how he treats others obviously means i support him -_- OH WAIT thats insane. He is a slanderous cruel and pathetic LIAR.
Ember Evanescent Jan 2015
I think of how easily I could **** people far too wistfully and far too often. I don't fantasize about a boy sweeping me off my feet the way I used to anymore, I daydream about killing the people who hurt me so badly I can't be fixed. I don't think that's a good thing.


half the time,



the person who broke me so badly who I want to **** is myself though.
It's a series. Feel free to add to it. Title is self-explanatory. Literally, any spontaneous thought no matter how weird (like mine), funny, sad, deep, dark, scary, happy, thoughtful, or random.

Just include the hashtag #spontaneousthoughts and use the same title as mine: Spontaneous Thoughts (Series)

also feel free to message me to let me know you added to my series so I can read it.
Sana Jan 2015
Despite the fact that many
Would say otherwise
I am simple
It's just that
I don't know
People are weird?
I mean
Wha- why
How
No
Uh I'm
I jus-
Um
Pffft!
I am simple
I really am
Decided to try out Ember Evanescent's idea of the spontaneous thoughts series too

You can check for more details about it here
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/1020253/spontaneous-thoughts-series-if-anyone-wants-to-add-to-this-series-feel-free-read-the-notes/
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