Your mommy thinks it's great and rewards you with a bowl of ice cream and a sticker after she just gave you a bath once being your twenty two is a little strange I'm just saying.
When all your Facebook friends like it and yet you've never actually
met one of your two thousand Facebook friends.
I'm not saying your a loser cause you live your live online
well yes I am sorry I'm a ****.
When you write endless poems about how everyone in this world ***** look sure people are a pain in the *** .
But maybe instead of listening to hours of music about suicide and
other teenage horse **** maybe you should step out the door go into
that strange place called the outdoors get a drink get laid and try having a life instead of just ******* about everyone else.
When other people are brought to tears before you read the first line.
Yeah sure I want to listen to hours of spoken word poetry.
And maybe have a root canal as well.
Well at least with a root canal there's some free drugs.
Look get a keg maybe some other party favors and a wet T shirt
contest and that's a poetry reading you can count me in for.
When everyone on a website gives you a hundred likes and not a single comment yes the like button I hate it if you didn't know.
How do you know when your poetry ***** .
Well when it's used by the government to interrogate suspected terrorist at the airport and suspect screams out in agony .
Look whatever happened to good old fashioned water and car batteries and jumper cables ?
When your favorite subject is the girlfriend that ripped your heart out
and how your life isn't worth living since she left.
When if you had spent more time hitting the sack and less time working on her tenth sonnet.
Maybe she wouldn't be getting jack hammered by your best friend.
Hey write about that video they put out she's a total freak.
Sorry bout your loss now what was her number?
Yes bad poetry it's enough to drive a mental man sane trust me
that's why I drink so I can forget half the crap I've read .
Stay crazy kids .
Drinks on me Gonzo
