It's good to have a sense of humour,
With me, comedy is a favour,
Laughter is good medicine, ha ha!
Laughing at yourself is best by far,
So, do you only love me 'cause I'm short in bed?
Bit of a giggle, that, more than enough said!!!!!!

Feedback welcome.
#funny   #ha  
Finley in Despair
Finley in Despair
Nov 20, 2016

We have fun
maybe too much fun
innocent until proven guilty
and I wouldn't trade
this madness for sanity
not today or tomorrow
mine forever
the uncertainty of what I,
what we,
have right now is
positively mental
at least we'll remember these days
until we die
or at least until we're old
and unable to conceive
hopefully able to appreciate
what we created here
five minutes of mayhem
a quarter hour of  madness
and I embrace this
like it was pure joy
and free

#life   #fun   #joy   #madness   #free   #live   #random   #ha   #unexpected   #enjoyment  
Aug 10, 2016

Gods Creation

Elena Sergei
Your Gift is Worthy!!!

Revealed the Whole Show
A Place With  Red Bow!

Sing Heavens Praises
Here Comes Our Raises!!!

Officer Crumpkiii.....Put Your Teeth Back In Please
May 31, 2016

She reached across the sugar bowl
Like always
Good habits are hard to break
She lit the pilots
An blew out the match
Listening to the bustling sounds
Whirring through the air outside
Fluttering two hundred a second
Each time a humming bird finds love
So she whispers, here's to courtship
Drink sweet and dream forever
Little ruby red neck, never give up.


Redneck girl likes to cruise in daddy's pickup truck,
And a redneck girl plays hard when she's down on her luck,
Living for Friday afternoon,
She's gonna show one ol' boy that weekend moon.

And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
A redneck girl likes to stay out all night long
She makes sweet rock and roll while she listens to the country songs
She's waiting for that moment of surrender
Her hands are callused but her heart is tender

And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl

Gimme a gimme a gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a gimme a gimme a redneck girl

Redneck girl got her name on the back of her belt
She's got a kiss on her lips for her man and no one else
The Coyote is howling out on the prairie
First comes love, then comes marriage!

And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl

Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
You've got to gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl,
Gimme a gimme a gimme a redneck girl.
Mar 14, 2016

Playing a song on repeat
The same thing
Over and over
You play on repeat
Nasty words
Hard punches
Over and over
I'm done I can't do this anymore
You're stuck on repeat

Done ha screw it
Piper W
Piper W
Oct 28, 2015

She's my best friend
Break her heart
or bring her down
I'll make you regret it immediately.

Don't hurt her
#friends   #best   #angry   #ha  
Mary Alexander
Mary Alexander
Oct 5, 2015

You think I'm crazy
You think I'm gone.
But that's the reason
That we get along.
You think I'm insane,
Entirely bonkers.  
Like a mental drain.  
Completely off of my rocker.
There's a little poison in me.  
Just enough to make me grin.  
Because, you see, that's the key
To finding where I've been.
You think I'm crazy.
I say yes, baby I'm mad.
With my skin so pasty
And my eyes so gold.
The craziest friend that you've ever had.

#friend   #crazy   #laugh   #insane   #mad   #ha  
Beverly Roma
Beverly Roma
Jul 6, 2015

I heard the waves of the sea
I liked how it rhymed with this poetry
Its sounded like music to my ears
like how you said 'I love you' in the past 2 years
and those three words brought me into tears
while this heart was filled with fears
fear that you would never be mine again
I couldn't do anything but cry in pain
hoping that you'll come back to me
as easy as I count one two three
I'm on the verge of crying
my heart is slowly dying
the rope enveloped my neck
this whole life is a wreck
as I stepped higher than the ground
in this sadness I am drowned
I jumped and I was falling sadly
but you were no longer there to catch me.

#fall   #me   #ugly   #ha   #hee   #poopie  
My eyes burn
My eyes burn
Jun 30, 2015

Seventy-four fast flights through sleek, black, breathtaking blocks cascading over the world
And the most beautiful sight I saw that day
Was you

This is old but that's ok
#love   #ex   #im   #tired   #so   #ha  
Alex B
Alex B
May 19, 2015

Girl that sits on the other side of math
You're damn pretty,
And when I see you I want to say more than just "Hi"
But we're to different people, you and I.

I can tell you think I'm kinda cute
But if you recognized who I was,
You'd know why I stay mute.
Though sometimes I still want to ask, if you'll come to my place and do math homework.

#girl   #math   #ha  
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