StuKerr

StuKerr Mar 2015

Gyps

Ruptured urethra
She has worn it to a nub
My filthy *** fiend

#haiku #dark #sorrow #*** #animal #filthy #fiend #bec #gyps #sexfiend

StuKerr Jun 2014

Drunk Haiku

Alcohol my life
Blur it and let me be free
Inhibitions melt

#drunk #addiction #haiku #sadness #alcohol #beer #drunken

StuKerr Jun 2014

Espresso

Coffee salvation
Caffeinated ambrosia
Beloved Barista

#love #addiction #coffee #salvation #sweet #addict #caffeine

StuKerr Jun 2014

That Ron Burgandy
He's so misogynistic
Baxter is Awesome

#haiku #funny #dog #silly #ron #shithaiku #burgundy #baxter

StuKerr Jun 2014

Steve the ocelot
Works at the supermarket
But can't reach high shelves

#haiku #personification #saga #ocelot #ocelittle

StuKerr Jun 2014

Powder Blue

Powder blue adam
Won't somebody **** me please
I miss the nineties

#love #heartbreak #depression #hate #haiku #me #**** #jewish #nineties #90s

Jun 2014

Dark Holes

Snapchat

Your ****'s on parade
Snapchat your privates for me
**** pics of the soul

#haiku #gross #***** #snapchat