It wasn't quite a party.
More of a kickback
just ten or twelve friends
drinking and smoking from a huge glass bong
all of them huddled around the computer
watching funny videos on YouTube
of people getting hurt and shit.
The guy at the controls
went to a website
ratemyboobs.com or ratemytits.com
something like that
and the four girls there
all moaned and groaned
saying they didn't want to see shit like that.
The guys all laughed
and continued rating the pictures of boobs
as they came up one by one
when all of the sudden
a picture of a guy holding his dick
came up on the screen.
The girls finally had a reason to laugh
the guys were all grossed out
but one guy more than anyone else
he freaked out.
"What the fuck, bro?! I don't wanna see guy's dicks! I'm not gay!"
"Relax man...no one said that you were. Chill out."
He looked like he was hyperventilating and about to
break out in fucking hives.
"But that's gay shit, bro! I'm not gay, so I don't wanna see that shit! FUCK!"
He stomped off to the backyard
lighting a cigarette
you could still hear him out there
shouting over and over
"I'm not gay. I'm not fucking gay!"
he yelled, pacing back & forth.
Everyone around the computer
didn't know what to say
so they just chuckled quietly
and then someone said it.
What every person there was thinking,
"Wow. That's sad. He's totally gay."
one of the girls said.
"Yup. Totally gay..." the guy at the computer said cracking up.
He rated the dick picture
ten out of ten
and moved on
to more tits.