1 Banana
3 Eggs Any Style
[after a night of drinking, scrambled may be the best option, but go for over easy if you're a religious toast dunker]
4 Strips of Bacon
4 Half-Slices of Thick-Cut Buttered Toast
A Side Order of Hashbrowns
1 Large Coffee
1 Large Bottle of Gatorade
1 Fat Spliff
As Much Water as Possible

*consume in reverse order if feeling nauseous