Where have all the dashboard JC's gone,
Where is that Jesus now?
The tech times are a change-in',
The times are now
Where every dash has got a GPS,
an MP3 or
an iPad rest.

The tech times are a change-in'
The tech times are a change-in'

Where have all the fuzzy dice,
black lace thongs or
St. Chris hangers-on,
all but gone.
The tech times are a change-in'