If i were beautiful...
I wouldn't have to hide myself everytime i see you

If i were a little bit more stylish
I wouldn't have to bar myself from talking to you everyday

If i had a lot of money...
I wouldn't have to be too afraid to ask you to dine with me.

If i had a car...
I wouldn't have to be jealous everytime i see those guys offer you a ride home.

If i were a little bit more courageous...
I wouldn't have to send you anonymous letters to tell you how i really feel about you.

If i were a couple feet taller...
I wouldn't have to compete with that bastard whom i overheard telling his friends that he liked you a lot to win your heart