Clean and fresh
And clean and pure
I feel so pure
I feel just me
So clean and fresh
And fancy free
And all I can think of is
Me!

I hop out of the shower
I hop out of paradise
I jump into cold air
And the refreshing smell
Of linens and towels
Entice!

They pull me towards my bedroom
Me all soft and clean
I feel cleaner
Than the purest element
Of Hydrogen or Oxygen
I feel so clean
I feel so...
New!

A renewed skin
I renewed vow
to cleanliness
I feel holy
I feel whole
I am happy in my happy place
Void of dirt and grime

I am clean

My shower is the path to enlightenment