"no, it's just funny you should say that."

"why?"

"because I work at the capitol."

"oh yeah? what's the most interesting thing about it?"

"i don't know, it's fucking boring."

"nah, there's gotta' be something."

"not really, man. i mean, i guess the toilets are the busiest i've ever seen....nah, nah i'm serious, man. you know how most fellas use the urinal? not at the fucking capitol."

"you know why that is, right?"

"why's that?"

"'cause politicians are full of shit."