Email please stop
You're endangering my sanity

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Oh, thank you...
I mean, no! I will not be phased!

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Oh, hellopoetry! I do love that site.

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Someone liked my poem?
How kind of them!

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Well, if I must, I can give a few
Seconds
Minutes
Hours

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Ok, you got me... that's enough

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Email, what the ****

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That's... I've seen that before

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Email, that's not even correct grammar
Well, it's poor grammar
In the very least

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I can't stand this anymore.
It's time to pull the plug.
Hide beneath the rug
I'm coming for you,
You *****, rotten *****.