Spot the Dog

A man's best friend,
A playful little fluff whose
Love knew no ends.

A wild and crazy pal,
His paws dug trenches in the yard
And his saliva carved deep canals.

An excitable little pest,
He once bit my mother, but
I still thought he was the best.

A conniving pain in the ***,
He always too extra care to make
Sure the carpet stained of grass.

A real sack of ****,
He died the way he lived.
He choked on his spit.

Good riddance. I'm getting a cat.